No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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Just remember, every chick is beautiful when she has her lips wrapped around your dick
I wanted to thumbs up your comment, but I didn't want to mess up the 69...so I'll just say it in words; I agree :)
You took the word right out of my mouth. Also HPV.
My brother-in-law caught HPV from a hooker that he talked down to ten Canadian dollars and half a sub. Still didn't touch OP's record.
Why pay for what you can get for free?
bikini baristas are about as cheap in the 425 ha
Don't pay if she doesn't swallow
its funny cuz its true.