my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
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PRUDE, I BLOW EVERYONE AT MY FAMILY REUNION.
you might be a redneck if you go to family reunions looking for dates.
WHY ARE YOU IN THE MOOD AT A FAMILY REUION? All I want to do is kill myself
I mean, he could of been in there, takin a shit, obviously the door doesnt lock, so the girl walks in, trips and lands mouth first on his dick, then, not wanting to make it awkward, figures she'll finish... you know that old yarn
If you're here expecting examples of high morality... you're on the wrong site, people.
not going to lie, you just made my day
My first time was with my step sister and I gotta admit, she was pretty effing hot bent over our couch. I lasted about 2 seconds at 14 years old, haha. Freak out all ya want, but don't pretend it doesn't happen. Bunch of sheltered freaks, living in fantasy worlds, haha.
maybe her step cousin was channing tatum....you dont say no to him
As if you needed any more of a reason not to blow a family member.
there is no blood relation. i know a kid who was fucking this girl and then his dad and her mom started dating and got married. as long as that word step is in there i see no problem with it.
All you guys act like you don't have "what if?" cousins. Pfffft.
i agree with 5:11, they might as well not be your cousin anyway, just a family friend. did ur brother tell?
As if everybody's getting all uptight about it. I just laughed SO much.
Cut the damn country boy stuff. I'm in Kentucky and I've only had sex with two of my cousins, NEITHER FIRST COUSINS. 2nd cousins & beyond is legal anyhow.
There's no blood relation, but it's still gross...Especially if you grew UP with them!
i have had sex with my adopted first cousin. is that wrong? hes so hot
Hot. I'd fuck a hot cousin. Step or not. Without even thinking about it.
seriously blowing anyone in the bathroom at a family reunion is nasty. stop defending it and get some class.
You know, it's legal to marry any blood cousin who is further removed than your second cousin. With that being said, a step-cousin is pretty much just another stranger on the street. I see no problem with this situation, besides the fact that it occurred AT a family reunion. Couldn't they have waited until after?!
omg, ewwwwwwwww. i dont care. family and my vageena dont mess. ewy. blood or no blood.
Nice lock the door next time
this is one of those times when i hate how anonymous and random tfln is... id love to get more details about this one
My uncle married a women when I was 12, who had an 11 year old son. He was hot then.
I'm 18. He's even hotter now.
I would in a heartbeat. I've seen him MAYBE 10 times in my life.
how is this gross? not actually related is not actually related however you look at it...
no blood relation.
fuck you losers who cant understand
Regardless of the non-blood relation of the 2 people involved here, blowing anyone, including family members in a public bathroom is soooo gross and slutty.
whatever, i've hooked up with my step cousin on multiple occasions. vaguely dirty and inappropriate sex is the most exciting kind.
I just find it weird you share relatives. Ewwwwww
who said it was a child, younger siblings can be less than a year younger
3:41 that was on 16 and pregnant the other night...nice try
Yes. It is impossible that that scenario could have happened ever again anywhere.
Why can't you be my stepcousin, i wish my stepcousin would blow me, she's fucking sexy.
I hooked up with a girl who I have to refer to as my cousin when I was shit faced, she's on my dads side and he's adopted, no blood
Yeah, I wonder if they were both male too...
bathroom bj, ehhh, as long as nobody was defecating whatever
doing it at a family reunion, what the fuck was in the punch, anti-class? christ
Michael jackson died?
I found this hilarious.
no blood relation.
who cares if they grew up together?
people date/get with their best friends who they grew up with. no big deal.
It depends on how new the "step" is. If their aunt/uncle recently remarried, then it's not that weird. But if you've known them since you were younger...that's just wrong.
But yeah...at the family reunion? gross.
cousin lovin...the best kind
FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt were cousins. Just sayin.
The bottom line is no blood no harm
this is fucking sick. what the fuck were you thinking? EWWWWWWWWW. gross .. incest wtf..
i know, but then my aunt would have kicked my ass, yes my aunt
"i have had sex with my adopted first cousin. is that wrong? hes so hot" If he's adopted he's not your first cousin. You only call him that because he's legally considered part of that family, but adopted cousins should be fair game as far as I'm concerned. I don't have any, but if I had a hot one I'd bang her with no hesitation. It's just taboo, there's nothing physically wrong with it. And if you ask me, that makes it even hotter.
i think its some chick who's about to do it at her family reunion and posted this up to see the reactions before she does it
NO BLOOD, THEN NO FOUL!!
i'm with 3:57 all the way
2:04 She said *step* cousin. There's absolutely NO incest involved. They're not related anymore than you and I (figuratively speaking) are. It's ridiculous that anyone would see this as incestuous.
On a side note - blowing anyone in any bathroom is disgusting... and the poor little brother walking in on it. However, the girl is in NO wrong doing (though that's a story for the kids.. "I met your dad at our family reunion")... but nothing about those two are wrong.
People need to grow up.
Seriously, its step cousins. BIG DEAL!
Now if they're step cousin wouldve walked in on this person blowing her brother there might be a problem.
Besides everyone on this site can't deny that they've been in a similar or worse situation. People in glass houses...
if you cant keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family
Michael Jackson died?
Ehhh only in arizona... Haha my area code
now theres a redneck family for ya
that's...just disgusting and pretty desperate
Incest is the best! Hahaha!!!
I've got 2 first cousins I would fuck to death...
are you from west vargina? haha
fascinating sociological debate going on here....rather funny. Mores and taboos, look em up people. I've got a cute step-cousin (uncle's wife's son from a previous) and I'd think about doing him, except that with my relations family means family regardless of blood. Then again, about half of my cousins aren't blood related but adopted, so yeah. Kinda gotta have that rule there. too funny
3:41 and 3:50, just because you think its okay to hook up with step family members doesn't mean you go to family reunions looking to blow people
Hahahahaha my frend boned his step cousin at a family renioun
Incest is wincest. Faux-incest is kinda okay I guess.
step relatives dont matter...id hook up with one if i had a hot one!!!!!!!!
Sadly this is not West Virginia, but Arizona.......I am ashamed of my incestuous state. This girl is a huge slut regardless. It's a family reuinion, keep it in your pants, nasties!!!
Did the brother join in, you bunch of Deliverance fucks? I bet the banjos were going full steam. "You ain't never gonna get to Aintry". "He sure does have a pretty mouth".
Family Relations [fail]
oh dear god. its a little fucked up but it is a STEP cousin so stop getting on their case. besides, it was just a BJ. its not like theyre having an illegit love child from their wild night at the fam reunion. so unless youve never done something mildly not-right, stfu.
a 1st cousin doesnt even have to be blood....we are talking about a step-cousin. that means it could be your uncle's 2nd wife's non-blood cousin. Stop pretending like shit like this doesnt happen.
did he refer to it as getting his "pee pee sucked" too?
"caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom"...
...who's the idiot now?
I think my cousin is hott but she's adopted this is simply wrong
But hell I live in Vermont
It's not incest tho, I had a girlfriend who was my
3:58 but channing Tatum got married (to the girl from Step Up). I know, random and sad. But it's ok cuz he got kind of fat.
As for the OP.. Why would you send this to someone?
all you people spouting INCEST obviously have no idea what the word means... since no blood is shared between these two she basically just blew a family friend. although doing it at a family reunion is gross and having your brother walk in is just wrong, the poor kid will probably need therapy, especially if he's old enough to understand what was happening. so in summary: blowing step cousin = not wrong, everything else about this text = wrong
I used to be really attracted to my step cousin and if we had grown up living closer together I'm sure things would have happened as we got older.
If u can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family
Wtf is a step cousin???
So, so funny. Plus they found something to do at a family reunion other than be bored and want to hurt themselves.
"Cut the damn country boy stuff. I'm in Kentucky and I've only had sex with two of my cousins, NEITHER FIRST COUSINS. 2nd cousins & beyond is legal anyhow."
um... wow. that makes it a WHOLE hell of a lot different.
Wow. That makes me wanna throw up. Grow a conscience.
No lie jus died a little inside aftr reading this....damn
Rofl! I think iwas there, 480:chandler az, i walked in on a whore and a midget... Hope wthat whasnt u? Lol
Incest is best put your family to the test. Lol oh
Yea lit is also fucking grose.
incest = having sex with someone of blood relation.
WOW you guys must be some really close cousins to be doing that at your family reunion. I guesss that you guys dont get to see each other that often. HAHA
Incest is best put your cousin to the test!
That gave me an erection
- soviet russia
its no blood involved. I would bone my step______. if she was hot
july 18, 9:12, i sorta agree, i mean, wen i got new step-cousins, i was like, if she'd let me i would do her, and actually, one of my step-cousins on my aunts side wen i saw her i was like heyy..., but then they said "this is ur new cousin" and i was like... oh shit
Pretty good spelling for an inbred!
what was for dinner? How were the deserts? So few recipies on this family recipe web site....
thats just long term problems across the board for everyone
i'm sure the kid asked if he could join
It is kinda wierd, I gotta admit, but it technically isn't wrong.
They are not blood related, as everyone else has stated.
But I feel REALLY bad for the brother...oh man...lol
Briought to you by INCEST, INCEST is the game the WHOLE family can play.
You shoulda had your brother join in!
Ross tried with Denise Richards on friends... but it wasn't a step cousin... if Ross can then by all means step cousins can.
fuck your gross ass family! that shit ie fucked up
I just found out I was raped by my cousin he's a guy and I'm a guy I'm now 24, I was 6
Everyone is trippin about the cousin thing... How'd ur little bro handle it?
dude, i totally had sex with my step brother on a regular basis...but, like, our parents didn't get married until we were 13 and 16, so...it' s not like we were ever young together. but man, when they went out on a date...mmm...
8:10 im from the south in texas and find this fucked up.
you're fucking retarded for stereotyping
"The South" refers to Alabama and Mississippi. Texas has a relatively smaller amount of inbreeding
This is gross, but some people are just being assholes to the poor girl.
who here can say they've never done something wrong?
jerks : (
you are one sick motherfucker
I see some major therapy in that kids future...
This is fucked up on so many levels. I don't give a shit who the fuck they are, if they're in the family
then that's WAY OFF LIMITS and I'm a guy.
this wouldnt be so bad if they havent been step cousins for long
Hahaha I can totally see this happening to me. Damn...
It's all good, I'm sure we all have a "step family member we would bone"
i'm not even going to bother reading all the goddamn text the person above me wrote. Hey asshole, less talk, more funny.
I hope the judgement of your family falls on you like a metric ton of semen
Hay ive givein bjs to my furnal twin step cousins and im a guy
Um, has anyone seen Dangerous Liaisons or Cruel Intentions?
This kind of thing isn't that rare.
And there's no blood relation.
So it really doesn't matter.
If they're hot, they're hot. End of story.
it doesn't even matter if they're related or not.. just the fact that "cousin" is in the title of their relationship grosses me out.
"Step" doesn't mean anything... you don't ever have sexual relations with anyone in your family that isn't a spouse. Just cuz there's no blood doesn't mean you can go wild.
3:52 I agree.
Woah 9:07 chill the fuck out.
4:47 has a good point. A real cousin is already so far removed that it really doesn't matter. People need to get over their weak ass stimgmas.
Megan DeRosier? I can't believe Spencer caught you blowing Jeremy... Man you've gone downhill since I left you...
uhmmm... I think OP mistyped the text abbreviation for stupid...stup...and typod step.....
Nobody ever said it was a girl it was 2 dudes
Soviet russia guy WTF an erection? That's messed up
I did the same thing to my cat
HOLY SHIT!!! SERIOUSLY?! I didn't know you had a brother.
this has apache junction written all over it
umm... Step or Not. There's soooo many things wrong with this.
Confederate Flag Win
Hahahahah i must say, thats shitttttty. But it made my day.
Kudos for choosing to at least do it in a bathroom.
But your bad for not LOCKING tha door..
Real classy Phoenix.
why would you share incestuous stories with anyone?
step cousin? you're related through a marriage, not blood, blow him!
Okay. This flat out discgusting. People getting head from their mom? Can you not get anything else? Wow. Grow a pair.
i'd hook up with my step cousin in a mili second. its not a big deal. get over yourselves people.
uhh, where the hell is area code 480? thats fucking gross man...
The step-cousin part is unusual, but still fine since it's not a blood relation. It's the rest of the text that makes it fail.
fuck that. if he's attractive, suck that bitch.
These would have to be all dudes you know
Okay if it was ur real cuzin then that's wrong.....but step cuzins are like family, do u blow ur family?!?!
Don't fuck your cousin, you'll have retard babies. - Dave Attell...
It really bothers me everyone assumes this was about west virginia,
What happens in Nebraska stays in Nebraska
BEST COUSIN EVER!!!!
I feel sorry for the little boy who had to see that, that child needs help now!!! His family is fucked up. NO child should have to see that, and why would the sister then share this? I am glad her friend posted this, so the world knows she is a whore.
What ever happened to abstinence??? can someone answer me that question??
Fucked up situation any way you look at it
7.20 9:40--Nice Stephen Lynch reference!
People are really passionate about whether it's moral or not to fuck your [step] cousin. Seriously people? Is there a 'Fuck your Cousin' Advocacy group that you are all in? Where are its headquarters? I would say somewhere east of the Mississippi and south of the Mason-Dixon line.
3:54 #1...that could happen more then once, not just on that stupid tv show
You haven't had the best til you put your family to the test
8:17, stop trying to defend people blowing eachother in the bathroom at family reunions. just don't even try. no. bad.
Why cant u be my step cousin...
That's so disturbing. Hooking up in any way with anyone at a family reunion is just wrong. Family reunions are NOT for hooking up.
I can't believe that sentence needed to be said.
Hey 6:29. It's people like you that make kentucky look bad.
so do us all a fucking favor and shut up.
"Just cuz there's no blood doesn't mean you can go wild."
Most people aren't arguing that that's what should go on, just that its not incest if you are not related by blood. It could be a married in cousin's cousin which has such little ties to you anyways. The fact that its at a family reunion is kind of disturbing but you can't really help who you are attracted to... And yes i realize you don't need to act on those feelings.
That's fucking gross. Incest.
for the idiots saying something about someone blowing someone in the bathroom or "maybe he was taking a shit", the text says "lobby".
A step cousin would be the niece or nephew of your step parent.
haha has no one here watched gossip girl, serena and dan were step-brothers and sisters
go fuck yourself 4:54
No blood relation ftw!
Good night for the step cousin!
Is this Jazmine? I knew it!!!
funny...you all debating the symantics of a family reunion blowjob
OMG it is funny no matter waht...well unless you were the ones getting caught...then more like family crisis
one thing to throw out there to the no blodd people...
what if a kid is adopted and him and his adopted siser start scrumping?? no blood no foul??
i dunnoo.. cuz I would never fuck my adopted sisters...LMAO maybe that is just me
this was perfect! it reminded me of my friend lol
her super hot step cousin and her had this happen. just with out her brother walking in lol
Incest is best
Put your family to the test
Agreed with 3:41. Just because the paperwork now says they're cousins doesn't make it so.
did he finish? that's all that matters.
Well it could be considerd inter marriage but who cares anyway:)
Yall sound like we do in North Louisiana. Incest is the best, put your family to the test! I do have some slutty fine ass cousins who I'd fuck the shit our of if I could!!! 318 hot boy
i'm from australia. but i'm just going to point out that, 1043 people thought this was a 'good night' while 14702 declared it to be a 'bad night'. and don't tell me they all gave it thumbs down just 'cause they were interrupted. blood relation or no blood relation, there's like 7 billion people in the world you can fuck. why don't you step outside your family.
AMAZING!! I LOVE IT!!
WELL DONE BUD!!
whore... have fun raising your inbred six-toed children...
i can't believe this happened in the 480
ew @ 3:59, that is so disgusting.
& im from alabama n i think this is so fucking nasty. jesus fuckin christ, do u have any dignity?
You're fucking disgusting.
Dude that's pretty fucked up but hey atleast there was no penetration
Just wanted to say u did really well Lizzie
did anyone ever think about this idea...normally small children don't go to bathrooms alone. they are usually joined by a parent for supervision purpose so obviously this "little" brother wasnt so little and shouldnt be made out to be some 3yr old who has been traumatized.
oh and its not cool to call out "the south" and stereotype citizens like myself to be incest loving freaks when this isnt even a case of incest. ignorance at its best apparently.
You're a dude? Wow classy
my mom left my dad for her first cousin :(
needless to say, i live with my dad
I did the same thing... But I was in a trailor with my little brother and my Aunt. They where asleep. Yeah, it was baaaaad...
I wish my step cousin was like you
Man that's not even wrong I fuck my step cousin all the time and were not blood remember "condoms for cousins LOL"
i always knew every girl was a hoe but Dam were do u draw the line
Fap fap fap*
Haha sad to say, I visit Chandler AZ, and this is disappointing lol
I once fractured my wrist flirting with a cousin...
he was a third cousin, and i was 8. am i saying now i wouldn't try to fuck him? no,
but i wouldn't at a family reunion. thats disrespect.
s o o o w r o n g !
Insest is winsest
Wow u is a trailer trash hoe
that's gross! i have step cousins (they are your aunt or uncle's step kids), and they are just like first cousins to me...giving head to any member of the family, step or otherwise, is not okay
Hahaha sounds like they're from arkansas
While I'll give you a pass on blowing a step relative, considering that you're not blood related, but why would you do it at a family reunion?
3:58 I fucking love u:) sooo true
THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!
i'm a west virginian.
it's more like kentuckians.
what if you were drunk and the cousin was hot and it just happened by accident? don't judge
Um dumbshit. People were commenting saying they did their mom. That's messed up. Plus a cousin isn't any better??
Im guessing this was in the south?
Related by blood or not, it's sickly weird. I'm adopted and still, the thought of blowing anyone in my family is twisted.
408 is chandler arizona
It's like if you had a cousin that was adopted... that's fair game because technically they're just someone your Aunt/Uncle decided to live with.
Not inbred, purebred\n\nBut even as a step cousin that's pretty fucked up
Guess you should rethink being a whore :)
Omg soviet russia guy!!!! 925 niggggggga
This shit doesn't happen in scottsdale. move the fuck out.
I know the girl who sent this. She can have my ex. GROSS!
BJ to the cousin who isn't blood related, FTW!
Hahahaha I was the 1069th good vote hahahah kinkyyyy
Makes me so hard ... my cousin is fucking HOT ... I dream of feeding her my cock - at a reunion would be amazing ... her mom and mine are twins and my Andy cousin looks JUST like them ... FUCK I gotta get her mouth on me!
Don't blow people in that bathroom though. That's wrong because it's stupid... and unsanitary.
7:19 you need to learn the difference between your and you're (you are)
people who think this is even remotely okay must be porn stars or from the deep south
crazy bitches....get some class
i can't believe it took until 6:00 for someone to metion the possibility that it ISN'T a girl writing the text. because "lobby bathroom" implies that they're not in someone's house, but a hotel or banquet hall of some sort... usually not unisex.
and a step- ANYTHING is greenlight for sex once you're old enough to both concent. sorry all you incest pushers, they're NOT related, so it's NOT incest, by basic definition. pick up a dictionary, would ya??
In soviet Russia little brother blows you!
Hmmm 480 area code. Good morning AJ! nice to know that it's just not all meth houses our there
Fucking nasty u hickk
As long as you brother still has his eyesight, you're cool. I walked in on my parents, and went blind for a week!
Hey i have a first cousin I wanted to blow then for him to fuck me. He was married with kids.
It's a shame to see you're unable to give head outside the family. I think I spy me a redneck.
ha. sounds like my life, except i didnt blow him, i didnt get caught, and he's my adopted step cousin
I wanna ass fuck my mom so badly...
Get some... I don't see anything wrong with it
God I hope thus text is from a girl or it's even more fooked up lol
why would you tell anyone this?! "no blood relation" is the weakest excuse ever.
why roam when you can get it at home
dammit phoenix!! glad i live here haha
hahaha. that's great. :P
This is SO HILARIOUS. I did the EXACT same thing with my step cousin at a family reunion three years ago... bathroom at a country club- MADE OUT on the dance floor- Couldn't help it... It was New Year's Eve....We were tanked... then we went back to the hotel and fucked. Lovely.
Family reunions always give me diarrhea.
What. The. Fuck?
The fuck were u smoking and btw its not incest they arent directly related its just frowned upon by everyone except hicks
Redneck want to be My stepcousin?
Now your whole family knows you're a whore.
They arnt relayed by blood in any way
gaaaaay! They both should die
That area code isn't even from Kentucky... WTF
grow up, theyre not related. its not like their parents got married either.
The question is, if you're adopted, can you have sex with your brother? There's no blood relation...
i took my mom to prom.... i was the only one of my friends that got lucky that night
Must be a West Virginian reunion
First, 480 is Gilbert Arizona. Second, fail at life.
I have a Hott step cousin that is fucking hott and I would do bad things to her really bad
My friend's ex husband cheated on her with his step-cousin, got her pregnant, and left her for the mistress/step-cousin. Now they're getting married. The bride's side and groom's side are the same people. Shit happens.
Blood related or not, THAT IS WRONG. Disgusting.
you should be ashamed of your life
Honey, you are like school on a Saturday ...NO CLASS!!
Fucking inbred hillbillies.
Alabama for the win.
Your family tree dont fork.
and te person above me has problems
Incest is amazing. My mom likes to fuck me all the time. Nothing like a blowjob from your mom when you first get home from school... Mmmmm...
Shit. I have sex with my BLOOD sister all the time. She digs anal like a motherfucker! Haha there's nothing wrong with it, and it's so fucking hot!