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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:42pm

    1:30, yes, sometimes, but tfln is probably one of the worst places to get sex advice.

  • 96 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:39pm

    First 1:42 PM, in a perfect world, nobody is as pathetically shallow as you.

  • 95 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:30pm

    do chicks really like it when you grab a tit?

    • 33 50
      Submitted by lara93 on Nov 25, 11 at 12:50pm

      well at least I do (:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:49pm

    girls hate it when you grab a tit. also stay away from the clitoris, it causes them extreme pain

  • 85 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:08pm

    love that Birthday Blow J is capitalized. Should be a national institution.

  • 85 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:38pm

    This is more like FML material, am I wrong?

  • 89 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:03pm

    nope they hate it. the only thing they like is anal.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:44pm

    That's funny come on people

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:24pm

    You're not first douche bag

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:49pm

    It's fucktards like 3:33 that are responsible for anorexia and bulimia. Who doesn't have a fat roll when they bend over?

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:22am

    I just peed in my pants a little

  • 73 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:04pm

    i think 1:49 was being sarcastic.... and yes tits and clits always love being touched.

  • 77 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:01pm

    I dated a girl that could climax from playing with her breasts. I miss her. FML.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:55pm

    1:30 I love it when they're grabbed and yes I'm a girl And 4:49 I agree, I' 115 and 5'6'' and I get little pudge rolls when I bend over. That's all though.

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:46pm

    5:58 has man boobs and a dick the size of a pencil eraser. Pathetic.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:02pm

    Easy killers. All i am saying is there isn't any reason you have a fat roll as big as a titty! How the fuck do you have a fat roll being under weight 5'6" 115?? Hmm! 5'4" 111 and there arent fat rolls on me!

  • 66 79
    Submitted by anonnn on Jan 13, 10 at 12:10pm

    ew. stop being a chubbie maybe.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:42pm

    The worst is fat birds with no boobs.

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:59pm

    1:49 my girls LOVES her tits & nipples played with & goes crazy when I tounge flick the clit

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:24pm

    LOL whoever sent this in is a real dbag! i would cry if this were me sending it to a friend and i read it here!

  • 59 71
    Submitted by bigdreamer on Apr 18, 10 at 5:33am

    I feel sorry for this poor fat slut :(

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:35pm

    Why did he ever want a blowjob from a fat girl in the first place?

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:58pm

    2:39 p is a fat chick

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:30pm

    1:49 hilarious. I hope you are using sarcasm! LOL

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:43pm

    2:35 that's the ONLY thing you do with a fattie

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:12pm

    this made me chuckle

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:55pm

    Where is the pretzel person? I love the pretzel person much better than bacon!

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:44pm

    Omg I love my clit and tits messed with. A guy who thinks otherwise is a virgn.

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:50pm

    2:35 I've gotten one... extremely underrated. Trust me, they know what they're doing down there.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:01am

    Every girl is different, they all have different buttons. The lesson guys is that it is up to you to find those buttons.

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:07pm

    I'm a little teapot...

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:46am

    He missed a titty? Has he never seen a woman before or is this txt fake and unfunny

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:19pm

    Thats fucking nasty and he's an idiot if he doesn't know where to grab.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:32pm

    i love it when guys grab me andddd the clitoris.. amazing you guys suck at advice

  • 34 36
    Submitted by yummy6969 on Jun 16, 11 at 12:05am

    sexyyy u need to text me (717) sevan two four sevan five two one

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:51pm

    This is more of a FML moment

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:54pm

    3:33 can you say cunt?

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:13pm

    3:04 - naw, just take 2 fat rolls and hold them together

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:32pm

    This is disgusting and hilarious.

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:09pm

    I heard fat chicks give the best bjs. Just sayin.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:59pm

    I just threw up in my mouth

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:09pm

    3:33 eat me u dumb fuck. stupid shallow ass hoe ahhahaahhahaha u sound so ignorant. fight me noww.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:19pm

    Damn,diet or workout I feel bad for u

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:43am

    Um wouldn't u know for sure what the guy grabbed? If u can't tell the difference between your boob and a fat roll .... U must be fucking huge. And what guy asks "you're not wearing a bra" they don't give a shit. Makes it one less step for them. Lol

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:47pm

    Fat people are immoral.

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:28pm

    Im first. You noob.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:49pm

    classy new jersey.... 1:41- what were you trying to say......

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:26pm

    ☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:54pm

    lmfaooo tubby bitch, im dyinng at this, but i don't see the logistics of how he grabbed a fat roll if you were on your knees unless your fat above the boobs. or even if you were laying on him lmfaoo wtf i dont get it but your defff huggeee.

  • 57 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:33pm

    This is 2009, everyone is skinny, or should be! IF you have a fat roll, sweetie, maybe you should call Jenny, or join the y. Then you can have a pick of what guy you give a BJ to...and then he won't think the next day that he made horrible mistake by getting a little chub love!

  • 48 80
    Submitted by itextedurmom on Mar 12, 10 at 12:49am

    It's not fake. It's just about a fat person. I hate fat people. Go to a gym. Stay out of McD's. Fuck. I hate you!

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:52pm

    So he grabbed ur FUPA?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:42pm

    In a perfect world there shouldn't be any fat rolls to grab, this is your fault, you heffer. 1:30, my girl loves it.

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:38pm

    2:39, how the hell does that make me shallow? In a perfect world, people get their diction right.

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:42am

    You can write blow but not job?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:01pm

    Sounds like someone needs to loose about 200 pounds if someone is grabbing a 38 DDD fat roll. SB

  • 35 59
    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:25pm

    im a guy and i like a girl licking my nipples, so ive got to imagine that a girl, with more sensative nipples, would enjoy her titties being played with

  • 55 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:50pm

    Ehhh, a blow job is a blow job. . . . . Fatties try harder too!

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:52pm

    soo much hate on fat chicks. i'd rather meet than skin and bones. ew...

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:46pm

    lmao........kinda douche bagish though

  • 27 46
    Submitted by fullcream on Jul 19, 11 at 8:45am

    Wake up call

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:01am

    U both deserve that

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:57pm

    U kno this girl definitely got the pussy pudge

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:10am

    Lmfaooo! What a fool!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:50pm

    This text is disgusting...why would you ever share this with someone??

  • 36 67
    Submitted by maddywoo on Mar 9, 11 at 2:12pm

    Blow J sounds like a second rate rapper--just say blowjob!!

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:43pm

    2:39, how the hell does that make me shallow? In a perfect world, people get their dicks in right.

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:42pm

    We all know that at some point in our life that has happened. Most of us tend to not say our internal thoughts out loud though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:58pm

    Fat girls work harder at it and they don't let any go to waste. Cum is a major part of their diet.

  • 48 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:35pm

    FML indeed......but it would be a YDI. a gym membership doesn't hurt

  • 41 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:09am

    that is soooooo disgudting. The OP should just shoot herself and make the world a better place to live in

  • 46 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:17pm

    149 obviously never got laid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:04pm

    Does someone have to throw flower on your pussy so they can locate it before they fuck you?

  • 44 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:02pm

    ok first yuu either put bj or blow job....not blow j!!

  • 42 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:04pm

    Made me laugh. Fucktards like 3:33 need to seriously lighten up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:18pm

    Fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay.