So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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1:30, yes, sometimes, but tfln is probably one of the worst places to get sex advice.
First 1:42 PM, in a perfect world, nobody is as pathetically shallow as you.
love that Birthday Blow J is capitalized. Should be a national institution.
This is more like FML material, am I wrong?
this made me chuckle
That's funny come on people
Wake up call
You're not first douche bag
I feel sorry for this poor fat slut :(
do chicks really like it when you grab a tit?
well at least I do (:
I'm a little teapot...
Easy killers. All i am saying is there isn't any reason you have a fat roll as big as a titty! How the fuck do you have a fat roll being under weight 5'6" 115?? Hmm! 5'4" 111 and there arent fat rolls on me!
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I just peed in my pants a little
i think 1:49 was being sarcastic.... and yes tits and clits always love being touched.
girls hate it when you grab a tit. also stay away from the clitoris, it causes them extreme pain
are you stupid
The worst is fat birds with no boobs.
It's fucktards like 3:33 that are responsible for
anorexia and bulimia. Who doesn't have a fat
roll when they bend over?
nope they hate it. the only thing they like is anal.
im a guy and i like a girl licking my nipples, so ive got to imagine that a girl, with more sensative nipples, would enjoy her titties being played with
It's not fake. It's just about a fat person. I hate fat people. Go to a gym. Stay out of McD's. Fuck. I hate you!
1:49 hilarious. I hope you are using sarcasm! LOL
5:58 has man boobs and a dick the size of a pencil eraser. Pathetic.
lmao........kinda douche bagish though
Um wouldn't u know for sure what the guy grabbed? If u can't tell the difference between your boob and a fat roll .... U must be fucking huge. And what guy asks "you're not wearing a bra" they don't give a shit. Makes it one less step for them. Lol
This is disgusting and hilarious.
He missed a titty? Has he never seen a woman before or is this txt fake and unfunny
Every girl is different, they all have different buttons. The lesson guys is that it is up to you to find those buttons.
ew. stop being a chubbie maybe.
Why did he ever want a blowjob from a fat girl in the first place?
2:39 p is a fat chick
2:35 I've gotten one... extremely underrated. Trust me, they know what they're doing down there.
LOL whoever sent this in is a real dbag! i would cry if this were me sending it to a friend and i read it here!
1:49 my girls LOVES her tits & nipples played with & goes crazy when I tounge flick the clit
Omg I love my clit and tits messed with. A guy who thinks otherwise is a virgn.
1:30 I love it when they're grabbed and yes I'm a girl
And 4:49 I agree, I' 115 and 5'6'' and I get little pudge rolls when I bend over. That's all though.
3:04 - naw, just take 2 fat rolls and hold them together
I dated a girl that could climax from playing with her breasts. I miss her. FML.
lmfaooo tubby bitch, im dyinng at this, but i don't see the logistics of how he grabbed a fat roll if you were on your knees unless your fat above the boobs. or even if you were laying on him lmfaoo wtf i dont get it but your defff huggeee.
3:33 can you say cunt?
Thats fucking nasty and he's an idiot if he doesn't know where to grab.
2:35 that's the ONLY thing you do with a fattie
Made me laugh. Fucktards like 3:33 need to seriously lighten up.
Im first. You noob.
Blow J sounds like a second rate rapper--just say blowjob!!
In a perfect world there shouldn't be any fat rolls to grab, this is your fault, you heffer.
1:30, my girl loves it.
i love it when guys grab me andddd the clitoris.. amazing
you guys suck at advice
2:39, how the hell does that make me shallow? In a perfect world, people get their diction right.
Lmfaooo! What a fool!
This is more of a FML moment
Sounds like someone needs to loose about 200 pounds if someone is grabbing a 38 DDD fat roll. SB
Fat girls work harder at it and they don't let any go to waste. Cum is a major part of their diet.
classy new jersey....
1:41- what were you trying to say......
This is 2009, everyone is skinny, or should be! IF you have a fat roll, sweetie, maybe you should call Jenny, or join the y. Then you can have a pick of what guy you give a BJ to...and then he won't think the next day that he made horrible mistake by getting a little chub love!
You can write blow but not job?
Where is the pretzel person? I love the pretzel person much better than bacon!
So he grabbed ur FUPA?
U both deserve that
Ehhh, a blow job is a blow job. . . . . Fatties try harder too!
FML indeed......but it would be a YDI. a gym membership doesn't hurt
We all know that at some point in our life that has happened. Most of us tend to not say our internal thoughts out loud though.
Damn,diet or workout
I feel bad for u
ok first yuu either put bj or blow job....not blow j!!
3:33 eat me u dumb fuck. stupid shallow ass hoe ahhahaahhahaha u sound so ignorant. fight me noww.
149 obviously never got laid
I heard fat chicks give the best bjs. Just sayin.
soo much hate on fat chicks. i'd rather meet than skin and bones. ew...
2:39, how the hell does that make me shallow? In a perfect world, people get their dicks in right.
This text is disgusting...why would you ever share this with someone??
Fat people are immoral.
U kno this girl definitely got the pussy pudge
that is soooooo disgudting. The OP should just shoot herself and make the world a better place to live in
Does someone have to throw flower on your pussy so they can locate it before they fuck you?
Fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay.
I just threw up in my mouth