his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Maybe if boys didn't wear girl pants, things like this wouldn't happen haha
Release the Cracken!
Zipper was broken before he went out. Too cheap to buy new pants. Blamed it on you being hot. We have a new hero.
He break past your zipper?
That's how you do it, son.
what unleashes the hulk and has metal teeth
Chill the fuck out.. Timbo is just hanging out you rude ppl!
Timmc33 go kill yourself
low quality zips!!
short dicks will be all bitter
Schnarf, FTW XD
Are you twelve or whAt @timmc33. (NO YOU)
Makes me hot
I want to meet this man...
hey i told you to stop telling people about that, geez why are you so proud of that, it happens all the time, get used to it
@8:27\nAgreed. Girl jeans are for girls.
Haha that's funny;)
Skinny jeans do that 1 tym my button flew off like a bullet
thats a sign that your pants are waaay too tight good sir.
Look for my sign.
I probably caused this
Too much cocktalk going on around here.
Superman or the Hulk?
Phone number please
And then he ripped your cunt apart?
this is a bullshit post
fuck off you shtupid cunt timmc33
Who is this and any chance he plays for my team?
Highly doubt it.
What has metal teeth and can hold back the hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Thts fuckin bullshit what else happened u had ta rush his bleeding dick to the hospital
This has happened to me before...not fake!
This should be in Superbad 2
Oy, I'm not a nerd! :P
That's when you fuck him right there cause obviously he has a monster cock. ;)
Hey, I'm first! :)
Been there done that!
@bigdirty: no, u.
Hmm does he have friends?
just cause he has a big dick doesnt mean his friends will you dumbass...