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  • 383 108
    Submitted by brottanyyyraee on Apr 10, 10 at 8:27am
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    Maybe if boys didn't wear girl pants, things like this wouldn't happen haha

  • 338 98
    Submitted by schnarf on Apr 10, 10 at 9:27am
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    Release the Cracken!

  • 283 103
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 12:08pm
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    Zipper was broken before he went out. Too cheap to buy new pants. Blamed it on you being hot. We have a new hero.

  • 178 65
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 10, 10 at 8:44am
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    He break past your zipper?

  • 140 99
    Submitted by anonymousone on Apr 10, 10 at 8:10am
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    That's how you do it, son.

  • 94 68
    Submitted by tupac3 on Apr 10, 10 at 8:13am
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    Yummmmmmm

  • 95 84
    Submitted by bigdirty on Apr 10, 10 at 8:20am
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    Timmc33 go kill yourself

  • 94 83
    Submitted by canonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 10:17am
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    low quality zips!!

  • 90 77
    Submitted by tralizabeth on Apr 10, 10 at 9:18am
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    Chill the fuck out.. Timbo is just hanging out you rude ppl!

  • 79 65
    Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 5, 10 at 2:26am
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    what unleashes the hulk and has metal teeth

  • 94 102
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 10, 10 at 4:05pm
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    And then he ripped your cunt apart?

  • 78 75
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 10, 10 at 11:07am
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    Fake

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Zmurfette on Apr 10, 10 at 9:32am
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    short dicks will be all bitter

  • 74 73
    Submitted by tralizabeth on Apr 10, 10 at 8:05am
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    Nerdburger

  • 70 67
    Submitted by jackdot21 on Apr 10, 10 at 10:14am
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    Dumbass!

  • 74 76
    Submitted by enitenite on Apr 10, 10 at 4:55pm
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    9one8six2nine5five2eight

  • 69 72
    Submitted by elijah354 on Apr 16, 10 at 5:34pm
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    Skinny jeans do that 1 tym my button flew off like a bullet

    • 57 68
      Submitted by elasticband23 on Apr 17, 10 at 12:48am
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      thats a sign that your pants are waaay too tight good sir.

  • 78 90
    Submitted by bigdirty on Apr 10, 10 at 9:55am
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    Are you twelve or whAt @timmc33. (NO YOU)

  • 67 70
    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 24, 10 at 10:47am
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    Schnarf, FTW XD

  • 76 89
    Submitted by amonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 10:56am
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    Too much cocktalk going on around here.

  • 63 64
    Submitted by bigBADERwolf on Sep 4, 10 at 3:26am
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    hey i told you to stop telling people about that, geez why are you so proud of that, it happens all the time, get used to it

  • 64 70
    Submitted by withheld on Sep 28, 10 at 3:49pm
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    Makes me hot

  • 64 70
    Submitted by yoG on Apr 28, 10 at 6:47pm
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    Jesus!

  • 72 88
    Submitted by ineedpenis on Apr 11, 10 at 3:05pm
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    lucky...

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Clari on Dec 5, 10 at 9:55pm
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    Haha that's funny;)

  • 65 80
    Submitted by The_Queen on Apr 11, 10 at 9:47pm
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    Good girl!!!!

  • 61 73
    Submitted by talia on Apr 10, 10 at 11:39pm
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    Yeah right!!!!!

  • 50 52
    Submitted by BAMFCS66 on Nov 2, 10 at 1:04am
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    That's when you fuck him right there cause obviously he has a monster cock. ;)

  • 74 103
    Submitted by dilorenzo on Apr 10, 10 at 9:08am
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    fuck off you shtupid cunt timmc33

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 10, 10 at 5:05pm
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    damn

  • 69 95
    Submitted by effsigningup on Apr 10, 10 at 12:04pm
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    this is a bullshit post

  • 75 107
    Submitted by ericmcg18 on Apr 10, 10 at 8:13am
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    Fake

  • 60 80
    Submitted by thebatman on Apr 14, 10 at 1:01am
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    Look for my sign.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by whyspir on Mar 17, 11 at 9:46am
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    I want to meet this man...

  • 53 70
    Submitted by raquelravage on Apr 12, 10 at 7:49pm
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    WHOA...thats epic

  • 60 84
    Submitted by knomye on Apr 10, 10 at 9:55am
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    Highly doubt it.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by yousirareagenius on Mar 20, 11 at 4:28am
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    Fascinating

  • 51 71
    Submitted by CTFag on Apr 25, 10 at 12:06pm
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    Who is this and any chance he plays for my team?

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 11:59am
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    Phone number please -sephy

  • 51 74
    Submitted by 11:11 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:17pm
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    @8:27\nAgreed. Girl jeans are for girls.

  • 55 84
    Submitted by allday on Apr 21, 10 at 1:43pm
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    This should be in Superbad 2

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 11:43pm
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    Thts fuckin bullshit what else happened u had ta rush his bleeding dick to the hospital

  • 15 13
    Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 31, 13 at 10:52pm
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    Superman or the Hulk?

  • 24 33
    Submitted by manderinorange07 on Aug 2, 12 at 5:32pm
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    This has happened to me before...not fake!

  • 32 51
    Submitted by caitlindisco on Jul 20, 11 at 1:09am
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    I probably caused this

  • 40 70
    Submitted by snowboat on Jul 3, 10 at 10:40am
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    What has metal teeth and can hold back the hulk? MY ZIPPER!

  • 9 11
    Submitted by SmartCookie on Dec 12, 13 at 1:52pm
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    Cheap zipper.

  • 72 141
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 10, 10 at 8:06am
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    Oy, I'm not a nerd! :P

  • 63 133
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 10, 10 at 9:05am
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    @bigdirty: no, u.

  • 49 115
    Submitted by BekaJones on Apr 10, 10 at 2:44pm
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    Hmm does he have friends?

    • 61 87
      Submitted by Hawk21 on Apr 10, 10 at 4:19pm
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      just cause he has a big dick doesnt mean his friends will you dumbass...

  • 82 199
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 10, 10 at 8:04am
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    Hey, I'm first! :)