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  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 2, 11 at 4:38pm

    Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

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    Submitted by Phys on Jul 2, 11 at 11:17am

    This is probably the only time it's ok to wish you had Alzheimer's instead of her

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jul 2, 11 at 12:52pm

    She only has one?

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 11 at 2:44pm

    The horror of knowing what yours will look like in later years.

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    Submitted by robotman on Jul 3, 11 at 10:14am

    "Grandma!! No more tequila for you!!!"

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    Submitted by TeeIsForTinaaa on Jul 2, 11 at 12:21pm

    hahhahahahahahahaaha

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    Submitted by xandrasm on Jul 2, 11 at 10:30pm

    Repeat. Faillll

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    Submitted by Gibbss on Jul 2, 11 at 12:46pm

    Did u like it?

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    Submitted by ModestAnonymouse on Jul 4, 11 at 7:35pm

    he turned "homosexual"?

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    Submitted by monica05 on Jul 4, 11 at 2:27am

    flat chested..... long breasted!

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    Submitted by IcedMango on Jul 2, 11 at 4:20pm

    Did you motorboat them?

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    Submitted by kittykatmeow89 on Jul 3, 11 at 1:09pm

    Hahaha I love the wedding crashers comment bahahahaha

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    Submitted by abcdefg123456 on Jul 18, 11 at 10:45pm

    Lucky! :)

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    Submitted by datsafail on Jul 2, 11 at 6:44pm

    Think of it as a flash forwards.

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    Submitted by JunkShot on Jul 4, 11 at 11:02pm

    OP is a dude

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    Submitted by Liz90210 on Jul 2, 11 at 1:50pm

    Keder?

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    Submitted by deckswife on Aug 21, 11 at 12:32pm

    fake. and not funny.

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    Submitted by TheMonkeyBrain on Jul 2, 11 at 11:14am

    Now get her to show you her silver cotton candy

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    Submitted by Debbiedowner on Jul 3, 11 at 12:29am

    I hate to be a downer but if you even live to be her age your tits will look just. As. Hideous.

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    Submitted by hwrecker on Jul 2, 11 at 11:22am

    Hey there silver fox ;-)