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  • Submitted by blitted on Jul 17, 10 at 9:14pm

    I could see the pretzel and all that shit being funny the first 2 or 3 times but it's been going on way too long. It's just not funny anymore

    • Submitted by mel24 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:05am

      plus he's got lemmings

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        Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Jul 18, 10 at 1:12pm

        There should be a threshold: If you get 100 thumbs down in a certain time period, you get banned for a day, 500 thumbs down, banned for a week, etc etc etc. There's too many retards with the soviet jokes and the pretzel jokes that are completely nonsensical.

  • Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 17, 10 at 9:07pm

    Holy fuck! That's like one Jr bacon cheeseburger!

  • Submitted by gixxer209 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:10pm

    I wonder if you swipe your debit card in her ass a 20 would pop out

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 10:48pm

    aww...she was just making change...

  • Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:23pm

    Ok whats up with people and following firsty or whatever in their names? im not against him or anything i could care less but every comment i see either has pretzels thirsty or firsty in them im getting tired of it. Its not funny anymore its anoyin

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    Submitted by MissHeather on Aug 1, 10 at 1:12pm

    Dear (732),\n(609) Would very much like to know where this was? Please advise.

  • Submitted by zealous on Jul 17, 10 at 10:04pm

    This is why I hate trolls. Not only do they do nothing but say stupid shit, they spawn wannabe trolls that find a way to say stuff that's even worse.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 17, 10 at 11:30pm

    "That will be one dollar, please. Um, not that dollar though. Please."

  • Submitted by trollinator on Jul 17, 10 at 9:12pm

    Trollinator says: Her pussy's a vending machine!

    • Submitted by headhunter on Jul 17, 10 at 10:52pm

      A vending machine the spits out cash? Awesome!

  • Submitted by doomsday on Jul 17, 10 at 10:55pm

    Let me see her pick up a long neck off of the stage and give it to the guy...then I'd be impressed

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    Submitted by crazymonkey85 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:18am


  • Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:58pm

    Coin or dollar bill? Just askin...

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    Submitted by An0n on Jul 17, 10 at 10:22pm

    And you're the reason trolls exist. If you kept your mouth shut, they would eventually go away. But keep complaining, they're listening.

  • Submitted by halibug123 on Jul 17, 10 at 9:06pm

    Skill. Is her nick name bubbles? You should test her out!

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    Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 17, 10 at 11:41pm

    Pfft. Go to Amsterdam -- they have shows where the strippers fire whole bouquets and fruit out of their vajayjays.

  • Submitted by man_ho on Jul 19, 10 at 9:02pm


  • Submitted by nmstew on Jul 18, 10 at 2:00am

    In bills or coins? Bonus points if she was making exact change

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    Submitted by fleischhacker on Jul 25, 10 at 11:39am


  • Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 17, 10 at 11:12pm

    It's not a dollar...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 11:17pm

    But there should be a way to add thumbs up to some of this comments. They really are worthy !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 9:19pm

    now roll that up for a big fat line ....

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      Submitted by coxr5 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:47pm

      Had to think about this for a minute until I remembered that y'all down south have paper $1s.

  • Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:13am

    Lemmings!! Be very careful.. Dingoes love lemmings, except for those pesky killer lemmings..... Pretzels distract them.

  • Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 18, 10 at 12:44am

    Rutty cockapoopoo

  • Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 18, 10 at 12:16am

    For those of you who hate seeing Firsty his followers or any reference to pretzels and thirst quenching remedies, don't visit tfln. Free will. Underage, Thank You! Have a pretzel to help with the hangover.

  • Submitted by bandgeek on Jul 17, 10 at 9:49pm

    I agree blitted

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 18, 10 at 1:25am

    Was that change for something?

  • Submitted by FirstyProtege on Jul 17, 10 at 9:06pm

    Firsty this is for you. \nThese queefs are making my pretzels firsty!

  • Submitted by blahblahblahh on Jul 17, 10 at 11:27pm

    Coxr5, wtf are you talking about?

    • Submitted by mhg89 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:02am

      Canadian money.

  • Submitted by RoboVonHoboTron on Jul 17, 10 at 10:26pm

    Well that's what happens when you go to D's Den.

  • Submitted by jayybear on Jul 17, 10 at 9:12pm

    Omg gayyyyyyy

  • Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jul 18, 10 at 11:32am

    I saw this same thing in Denver. Unsettling isn't it?

  • Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 9:09pm

    Thank goodness no pretzels were harmed

  • Submitted by FirstyNation on Jul 17, 10 at 9:13pm

    Dollars make me firsty! :)

  • Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:23pm

    Yes, the pretzels are not funny... Until people like you rage, long live the firsty pretz!!!