his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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He must be Canadian
Don't show oprah this.....she might just go find him
I need his diet stat....still can't get wifeys mouth any where close to my protein shake
Gives a whole new meaning to the Boston Pancake.
Fat Bastard, is that you??
Mmhmm... My hubby has some sweet gizz..I heard if u eat a can of pinapple a bit before u can taste it.. Sounds like an experiment to me!
I'm afraid we don't allow any outside syrups or condiments in our diner. If I catch you in here with that again, I will confiscate it.
He's drinking this tea that makes you taste like that. It works right? Soo good.
Put his semen on ya pancakes....great breakfeast
1st of all Canadians are awesome and this also sounds like a BURN to me :)
Seinfeld...wat an epic show haha
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Jason? Cuss man it was like sugar!:)
Tasting bad ? Make you man eat pineaple in the day :)\nIf i knew how to make them reach maple sirup ..
My boyfriend is a diabetic every time he takes insulin it tastes like that.
First is the worst second is the best third Is the one with the treasure chest
who..in they fuck.. uses the word "semen"? who post this shit? Bill Ni The Science Guy? jesus christ just say cum next time its much easier.
that extra syllable can be exhausting. I prefer to call it spermies.
i bet this kid actually googled semen because he didnt know what it was; no surprise hes such a pist kid! lolzzz
Ejaculation. Labia minora. GLANS CLITORIS.
That sounds disgusting.