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  • He must be Canadian

    Submitted by TheRainKing on Jun 30, 10 at 12:32pm
  • Don't show oprah this.....she might just go find him

    Submitted by YoungDk on Jun 30, 10 at 2:42pm
  • I need his diet stat....still can't get wifeys mouth any where close to my protein shake

    Submitted by evolwayz on Jun 30, 10 at 3:45pm
  • Gives a whole new meaning to the Boston Pancake.

    Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 30, 10 at 10:33am
  • Fat Bastard, is that you??

    Submitted by ptrclvs on Jun 30, 10 at 5:51pm
  • Bwahahahaha!

    Submitted by Bloodknight on Jun 30, 10 at 9:13am
  • Third?

    Submitted by richardav on Jun 30, 10 at 9:17am
  • Put his semen on ya pancakes....great breakfeast

    Submitted by YoungDk on Jun 30, 10 at 2:40pm
  • Mmhmm... My hubby has some sweet gizz..I heard if u eat a can of pinapple a bit before u can taste it.. Sounds like an experiment to me!

    Submitted by 2Random4U on Jun 30, 10 at 1:25pm
  • He's drinking this tea that makes you taste like that. It works right? Soo good.

    Submitted by yourmomplusone on Jun 30, 10 at 1:34pm
  • I'm afraid we don't allow any outside syrups or condiments in our diner. If I catch you in here with that again, I will confiscate it.

    Submitted by amonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 9:21pm
  • 1st of all Canadians are awesome and this also sounds like a BURN  to me :) 

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 30, 10 at 1:29pm
  • Seinfeld...wat an epic show haha

    Submitted by CatiesDork on Jun 30, 10 at 9:40am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by kellenmo on Jun 30, 10 at 9:20am
  • Jason? Cuss man it was like sugar!:)

    Submitted by softball1197 on Jun 30, 10 at 8:20pm
  • First is the worst second is the best third Is the one with the treasure chest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 9:13am
  • My boyfriend is a diabetic every time he takes insulin it tastes like that.

    Submitted by ditzzzichick on Sep 4, 11 at 7:54pm
  • Tasting bad ? Make you man eat pineaple in the day :)\nIf i knew how to make them reach maple sirup ..

    Submitted by Maulsky on Jun 30, 10 at 11:19am
  • who..in they fuck.. uses the word "semen"? who post this shit? Bill Ni The Science Guy? jesus christ just say cum next time its much easier.

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 30, 10 at 12:18pm
    • that extra syllable can be exhausting. I prefer to call it spermies.

      Submitted by necrocat on Jun 30, 10 at 1:02pm
      • i bet this kid actually googled semen because he didnt know what it was; no surprise hes such a pist kid! lolzzz

        Submitted by JewHater on Jun 30, 10 at 10:49pm
    • Ejaculation. Labia minora. GLANS CLITORIS.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 8:29pm
  • That sounds disgusting.

    Submitted by elaht on Jun 30, 10 at 1:12pm