the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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The biggest problem is you both like twilight.
This is kind of like me and my ex.
Except he was team edward and I was team don't give a fuck
yea your boyfriend is definitely a homo, THAT is the biggest problem in your relationship.
Never submit anything ever again you vapid cunt.
In all seriousness, if that's your biggest problem in your relationship, it sounds pretty healthy (you 13 year-old dumbass).
you should have your boyfriend say hi to edward while he's in the closet
the biggest problem is that you both like twilight and that you think anyone gives a shit.
If I knew him, I'd revoke his license to practice manhood.
I fucking hate both of you. The biggest problem in your relationship is that you're both still breathing my air.
.... Oh God. I'm so sick of these team things. In the end picking a team doesn't fucking change her mind... It's kinda already set in ink. Gah.
Twilight is such a joke of a movie
That's a reason to break up forsure
Your boyfriend likes a hot boy who always has his shirt off......?
Go kill yourselves.
-Team F*ck Twilight.
This shouldn't have even made it through te mods. Not funny
I'm team Jasper. That boy gets no respect.
People who go on long ranting diatribes defending twilight fans should kill themselves
I'm on team: whogivesafuck
Screw Team Edward and Team Jacob. TEAM MIKE NEWTON'S WHERE IT'S AT BITCHES!!!!
I think the biggest problem is that your boyfriend loves the cock
Or that you both like that twilight shit
biggest problem is that everyone gives a fuck about who loves Edward or Jacob. THEY'RE FUCKING FAKE!
I can't believe you don't consider your boyfriends gayness as a problem
Team Edward for life babes xxxxx
I think your boyfriend's boyfriend is on team Jacob as well.
Why the fuck is your bf even on a twilight team?! What a fucking fruit
The biggest problem is that your boyfriend is using you as a cover up, and he would like to secretly rim Taylor lautner...why would anyone send this craptastic text
7:55 and you fail at life.
Go girl team Edward <3
And then that he is homosexual
The biggest problem in your relationship is you're both idiots
nothing more fucking retarded than twilight
Your boyfrind does not have a dick
People are really good at recognizing homosexuality through people's interests. I guess unless you like beer and 16 year old girls you're a homo.
Wat team is his boyfriend?? Lmao
na im pretty sure the biggest problem is that your boyfriend likes it in the ass sweet heart lmao
Maybe it's a mass text for HIS Twitter lol
I hate you OP...fuck twilight..so sick of it...
the biggest problem is that your boyfriend even giving a fuck means he probably has a boyfriend of his own?
And you're both tools. Perfect for each other.
Your boyfriend is as straight as a circle.
The biggest problem is nobody is considering that maybe they ARE two homo dudes.
PS 4:15 there is no rule on how a vampire should be. They are fictional characters they can be toyed with in any way. Look at True blood they have somewhat 'unconventional' ideals of vampires. Take your head out of your ass.
It sounds like your boyfriend is on team homo
Seriously, the biggest proplem is all these fucking closed minded people who like to stereotype people for simply enjoying a book, which turned in to movies, which blew up in to something that is insanse. But still. It's rude and just mean to insult people for simply enjoying something. Yes some people take it way beyond what it should be but you shouldn't put eveyone who likes twilight in to that stereotype and telling the to "kill themsevles" . I mean really? It's kinda uncalled for.
They both suck ass. Get on with your lives
you guys are so mean. people can like what they want. dont tell people to kill themselves.
Oh my fucking god I fucking hate twilight if I hear one more fucking 13 year old girl talk about twilight I'm gonna go fucking crazy!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao. The fact that your boyfriend is on a team is a problem in itself.
1:36, Hugh Hefner is better than you,
I don't know If I should laugh or cry at how pathetic this is
im on team kill it with fire
I'm like, the only guy who doesn't understand what these teams are. Seriously. Someone please explain..?
Your bf is team gayy
The biggest problem is that your boyfriend even
knows who those people are.
And then Buffy staked Edward... The end.
Hey hey hey now he has testicles.......their just in his purse!
I'm on team Bob Saget. Take that bitches
Actually the biggest problem is your bf is a closet case
6:35 (2) beat me to it. your "boyfriend" is in the closet.
Does that mean he's hot? Lol
Reading about Count F-agula is not cool, nor is this text funny.
gtfo with that trolling chuck norris shit
13 year olds need to stop posting stuff on here!!!
Team Optimus Prime for the win.
Who wants to suck my 7 inch cock
Anyone who likes that stupid shit is a fucking loser and should slit their wrists.
I got 5 bucks that says it's 2 queens
I hope all of you people who hate Twilight so much realize what repetitive dumbasses you sound like.
The biggest problem is that people actually like twilight.
His dude status has been revoked.
OP, you two deserve each other. Wholly
9:26 shut the fuck up please. you only enjoy the movie because you think the homosexual fuck that plays a vampire is attractive. if it was played by some fat asshole would you still like it??? no
the biggest problem is your boyfriends likes dick
If I worked at a movie theater, I would have cut the movie off 5 minutes into it and switched the film with Law Abiding Citizen.
Hugh Hefner is better than Chuck Norris...
Or Edward. Or Jacob.
No, not Jacob.
Consider your man card revoked asshole
Shut up 8:33. It's fun to attack the masculinity of straight guys. Let us dream.
you're both assholes.
Woooooow. Words can't describe what needs to be said. That's just fucking sad.
You guys should both kill yourselves.
I'm pretty sure I lost faith in this site making me laugh with this text.
Wow fucking twigh tard!! it's a movie get over it
you are a detriment to society
I think the biggest problem in your relationship is that you guys both like twilight....
By submitting this, you're setting yourself up for a life time of failure
no your problem is that your bf is GAYYYY
how do you fuck a funny?
The real problem is your boyfriend is flaming
No. The biggest problem is you are stupid for liking that movie series and you boyfriend is a flaming homosexual. Goodbye
Ummm... MW2 can be played on the 360...
YOU FUCKING NEED TO BE SHOT WHO EVER SENT THIS FUCKING TEXT.
i think the bigger problem is that your boyfriend likes penis... fictional penis.... that's bad
and your problem is that your team edward u idiot!!!
jesus, can twihard texts be banned?
The only worry you should have is that your boyfriend actually watched twilight and picked who he likes, when most guys don't give a fuck. They just want head in the middle of the movie.
I'm with 10:14. Your boyfriend is not team Jacob, he's team cock gobbler.
9:26 you bleeding heart jackass, grow the fuck up and stop whining and trying to be logical
I find it hilarious that everyone assumes except for like one person that is is a hetrorelationship
I'm team shoot the fuk out of both who agrees?
Werewolf > vampire fuck all you bitches
cheer up twilight fans, people love to hate on anything popular...team Edward!!
And your both losers.
God you people fail. How about team Jesus? Yeah think about that one noobs
Team Jacobs the best hands down.
Yeah, the fact that ur boyfriend likes twilight says that he likes teenage cock
I'm team "Team Edward? Team Jacob? How abou Team shut the f**k up?!"
Wtf r these teams ur talkin about. Ur boyfriend likes jacob wat a yaggot
Twilight sucks hairy balls
your boyfriend being team jacob is the last of your relationship problems maybe you should question his sexuality first.
Your problem is you are both reading fucking twighlight which mean you should be carpet munching and he she be but plugging.
Why didn't anyone call fake on this one? If she was sending this to a friend she would have just said boyfriend's name instead of saying "my boyfriend"
I think this was just some 14 year old loser who doesn't understand any of the funny texts on this site because she can only grasp Twilight information.
This shouldn't have even made it on the site.
And for the record, team Tyler's van.
Omg this is fucking hilarious!
My first name is Edward my ex last name is swan. F twilight. Fml.
awh cmon thats fuckin pathetic! those books are shit and i can honestly say it kuz i read em!
and she STILL didnt bop me off. FAAACK!
Twilight is the AIDs of literature and the cancer of cinematography.
The fact that your boyfriend is one a "team" means he's definitely not straight.
These are worse that farmville texts.
Unless this is a man on man couple, the biggest problem is that your bf isn't straight
Lol read more bad books.
6:22AM are you defending Twighlight here? I think you are! You like it, don't you. You like the sparkly, angsty vampires. unfortunately this disqualifies you from having an opinion about ANYTHING.
The biggest problem is that you are a cunt and he is a pussy wipped douche.
917, you are such a loser.
pretty sure this dude would like to suck something other than blood....
No, the biggest problem in your relationship is that you're both pathetic cunts with no taste.
I thought it was funny. But I'm a huge twilight fan...
Taylor lautner is soo fucking sexy!! But I hate the twilight movies.
I agree with 6:34. How old are you 9 10? Seriously. Twilight? What the fuck is wrong with the world
Jacob's character is much better written in book 2 and book 3 and was getting tons of fans, which upset Stephanie Meyer's personal dream fetish vampire fantasy, so she gets pissed off and writes in Jacob as a pedophile in the 4th book. I'm serious.
which is why that mormon bitch completely sucks. and I read twilight so I don't have former bias.
"Fuck that noise"? Nobody says that anymore aside from pseudo-nonconformists.
My diagnosis: both of you take your respective teams, and drink the fucking kool-aid
Power Rangers RULE!!!!
I'm for Team TwilightBlows. XD
No, the biggest problem in your relationship is that your boyfriend is team -any male from twilight-
Vampires are fucking pussies.\n\n\nTeam Plague!
How about team shut the fuck up
Mike is a loser. Go Edward and Jake!!!!!!!
your true biggest problem is your "BF" likes cock up the ass
I agree with 6:57. NYC sucks.
The biggest problem is that your boyfriend is on a team
Im team - Count Chocula-
While I agree with 9:26, the cloak of anonymity is just too good to pass up in this situation, so...
Go fuck yourself.
I think the biggest problem in your relationship is that that's your biggest problem...
Twilight is for weak minded ass clowns
Im Team BELLAAAAA Hell Yeah That Bitch Is Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wow hive mind... i was going to also say that the biggest problem in your relationship is that your boyfriend is a raging homosexual. also, you're a vapid cunt
I hope you twilight fans realize your mothers are men
it's not tween wannabe vampire stuff. there's an underlying meaning of "old fashion" love and romance. it's not just stupid tween shit
I can't see what the problem with this is. I read Twilight, and I hated it, but the bigger deal is that if THAT's the biggest problem in your relationship, you were fucking meant for each other.
I'm team Halo, let's blow shit up on xbox live
No the Real biggest problem is that your boyfriend likes fat cock up the ass
I'd say the biggest problem is that your boyfriend is on a team
i agree...that he knows enough about the movie and books to take that stand and is already getting in your pants is closet homo
No more twilight texts, I beg you
9:26 you need to grow up u fuckin pussy. and your boyfriend is on a team? who pitches n who catches?
No the problem is you like twilight
Both of u should join team get a life
Twilight fans - please do all of us a favor and go huff air duster till your brains run out your ears!
Srsly, how are you not aware of your boyfriends homosexuality?
Sounds like your boyfriend is team homo.
The biggest problem in ur relationship is that ur bd is on a team
10:37, thank you for being a real man.
That's what you get for being bone smugglers!
Taylor lautner is to sexy for his shirt but the only one who can actually act is bellas dad that's it
You should both join Team Drinking Drano.
you may have bigger problems
anything related to twilght sums big fat dick.
anyone who watches that shit needs to get chainsawed...in the face.
biggest problem is that your bf loves cock in or around his mouth
why is it that it's okay for everyone to hate on twilight? people like different things; it's to be expected. not everyone's the same. but honestly, the shit everyone's saying is getting to be a bit much, and rude on so many levels.
And seriously, whoever approved this text on the tfln staff needs to get booted.
I would eat a nugget of poo from ashley greene's lovely bottom
Regler can uh backer, no says I
The fact that he knows enough to have an opinion doesn't make u wonder y u found him suckin face w/
Love is love and if u people can't handle that u can just fuck off, who the fuck cares what gender u are
Fuck halo and x box. Mordern warfare 2, straight murdering fools
@11:37 that's what you'll be screaming to your daddy in prison
team mike bitches!!!! he's available cute,nice and cares 4 ya! :P if not then team jacob but i dont think that him liking twilight is a bad thing, for the new moon midnight show about a third of the theater was guys with their girlfriends!
The biggest problem in your relationship is you Get a life
If that's a problem in ur relationship then it's not ment to be. Break up. Plus it's stupid to fight over. Buncha idiots.
Oh daddy! Fuck my tight funny till it bleeds! Oh daddy not to hard there! I don't usually take large cocks in my pussy!
The biggest problem in your relationship is that your boyfriend likes dudes.
kill yourselves right now. for the benefit of humanity
Wow that is so sad...I'm sorry to hear your boyfriend is using u as a cover like that
Hahahahah that's amazing
7:58, I'm team Diamond Dave.
Fuck you and your fucking twilight references. No one wants to read that horrible excuse for a book, except bitches who will never get laid because they're ugly and have love only for a fictional character.
It's kinda like being a Christian, but more retarded
And you sound like you've both got the intellectual level and maturity of a 12 year old.