the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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The biggest problem is you both like twilight.
This is kind of like me and my ex.
Except he was team edward and I was team don't give a fuck
yea your boyfriend is definitely a homo, THAT is the biggest problem in your relationship.
Never submit anything ever again you vapid cunt.
In all seriousness, if that's your biggest problem in your relationship, it sounds pretty healthy (you 13 year-old dumbass).
you should have your boyfriend say hi to edward while he's in the closet
the biggest problem is that you both like twilight and that you think anyone gives a shit.
If I knew him, I'd revoke his license to practice manhood.
I fucking hate both of you. The biggest problem in your relationship is that you're both still breathing my air.
.... Oh God. I'm so sick of these team things. In the end picking a team doesn't fucking change her mind... It's kinda already set in ink. Gah.
Twilight is such a joke of a movie
That's a reason to break up forsure
Your boyfriend likes a hot boy who always has his shirt off......?
Go kill yourselves.
-Team F*ck Twilight.
This shouldn't have even made it through te mods. Not funny
I can't believe you don't consider your boyfriends gayness as a problem
Or that you both like that twilight shit
I think the biggest problem is that your boyfriend loves the cock
I'm on team: whogivesafuck
Screw Team Edward and Team Jacob. TEAM MIKE NEWTON'S WHERE IT'S AT BITCHES!!!!
People who go on long ranting diatribes defending twilight fans should kill themselves
biggest problem is that everyone gives a fuck about who loves Edward or Jacob. THEY'RE FUCKING FAKE!
I think your boyfriend's boyfriend is on team Jacob as well.
The biggest problem is that your boyfriend is using you as a cover up, and he would like to secretly rim Taylor lautner...why would anyone send this craptastic text
I'm team Jasper. That boy gets no respect.
Go girl team Edward <3
And then that he is homosexual
The biggest problem in your relationship is you're both idiots
Team Edward for life babes xxxxx
Why the fuck is your bf even on a twilight team?! What a fucking fruit
7:55 and you fail at life.
nothing more fucking retarded than twilight
na im pretty sure the biggest problem is that your boyfriend likes it in the ass sweet heart lmao
Your boyfrind does not have a dick
the biggest problem is that your boyfriend even giving a fuck means he probably has a boyfriend of his own?
Maybe it's a mass text for HIS Twitter lol
Wat team is his boyfriend?? Lmao
People are really good at recognizing homosexuality through people's interests. I guess unless you like beer and 16 year old girls you're a homo.
Your boyfriend is as straight as a circle.
The biggest problem is nobody is considering that maybe they ARE two homo dudes.
I hate you OP...fuck twilight..so sick of it...
Seriously, the biggest proplem is all these fucking closed minded people who like to stereotype people for simply enjoying a book, which turned in to movies, which blew up in to something that is insanse. But still. It's rude and just mean to insult people for simply enjoying something. Yes some people take it way beyond what it should be but you shouldn't put eveyone who likes twilight in to that stereotype and telling the to "kill themsevles" . I mean really? It's kinda uncalled for.
They both suck ass. Get on with your lives
you guys are so mean. people can like what they want. dont tell people to kill themselves.
Lmao. The fact that your boyfriend is on a team is a problem in itself.
Oh my fucking god I fucking hate twilight if I hear one more fucking 13 year old girl talk about twilight I'm gonna go fucking crazy!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
1:36, Hugh Hefner is better than you,
I don't know If I should laugh or cry at how pathetic this is
im on team kill it with fire
Your bf is team gayy
PS 4:15 there is no rule on how a vampire should be. They are fictional characters they can be toyed with in any way. Look at True blood they have somewhat 'unconventional' ideals of vampires. Take your head out of your ass.
It sounds like your boyfriend is on team homo
The biggest problem is that your boyfriend even
knows who those people are.
I'm like, the only guy who doesn't understand what these teams are. Seriously. Someone please explain..?
And then Buffy staked Edward... The end.
Hey hey hey now he has testicles.......their just in his purse!
I'm on team Bob Saget. Take that bitches
Actually the biggest problem is your bf is a closet case
6:35 (2) beat me to it. your "boyfriend" is in the closet.
Does that mean he's hot? Lol
Reading about Count F-agula is not cool, nor is this text funny.
gtfo with that trolling chuck norris shit
13 year olds need to stop posting stuff on here!!!
Team Optimus Prime for the win.
Who wants to suck my 7 inch cock
Anyone who likes that stupid shit is a fucking loser and should slit their wrists.
I got 5 bucks that says it's 2 queens
I hope all of you people who hate Twilight so much realize what repetitive dumbasses you sound like.
The biggest problem is that people actually like twilight.
And you're both tools. Perfect for each other.
His dude status has been revoked.
If I worked at a movie theater, I would have cut the movie off 5 minutes into it and switched the film with Law Abiding Citizen.
Hugh Hefner is better than Chuck Norris...
Or Edward. Or Jacob.
No, not Jacob.
Consider your man card revoked asshole
you're both assholes.
9:26 shut the fuck up please. you only enjoy the movie because you think the homosexual fuck that plays a vampire is attractive. if it was played by some fat asshole would you still like it??? no
the biggest problem is your boyfriends likes dick
OP, you two deserve each other. Wholly
You guys should both kill yourselves.
I'm pretty sure I lost faith in this site making me laugh with this text.
Woooooow. Words can't describe what needs to be said. That's just fucking sad.
you are a detriment to society
I think the biggest problem in your relationship is that you guys both like twilight....
By submitting this, you're setting yourself up for a life time of failure
no your problem is that your bf is GAYYYY
how do you fuck a funny?
The real problem is your boyfriend is flaming
No. The biggest problem is you are stupid for liking that movie series and you boyfriend is a flaming homosexual. Goodbye
Shut up 8:33. It's fun to attack the masculinity of straight guys. Let us dream.
YOU FUCKING NEED TO BE SHOT WHO EVER SENT THIS FUCKING TEXT.
Omg this is fucking hilarious!
i think the bigger problem is that your boyfriend likes penis... fictional penis.... that's bad
jesus, can twihard texts be banned?
Team Jacobs the best hands down.
I'm with 10:14. Your boyfriend is not team Jacob, he's team cock gobbler.
9:26 you bleeding heart jackass, grow the fuck up and stop whining and trying to be logical
I find it hilarious that everyone assumes except for like one person that is is a hetrorelationship
Wow fucking twigh tard!! it's a movie get over it
I'm team shoot the fuk out of both who agrees?
Werewolf > vampire fuck all you bitches
and your problem is that your team edward u idiot!!!
cheer up twilight fans, people love to hate on anything popular...team Edward!!
God you people fail. How about team Jesus? Yeah think about that one noobs
Yeah, the fact that ur boyfriend likes twilight says that he likes teenage cock
The only worry you should have is that your boyfriend actually watched twilight and picked who he likes, when most guys don't give a fuck. They just want head in the middle of the movie.
I'm team "Team Edward? Team Jacob? How abou Team shut the f**k up?!"
Twilight sucks hairy balls
Wtf r these teams ur talkin about. Ur boyfriend likes jacob wat a yaggot
your boyfriend being team jacob is the last of your relationship problems maybe you should question his sexuality first.
Your problem is you are both reading fucking twighlight which mean you should be carpet munching and he she be but plugging.
Why didn't anyone call fake on this one? If she was sending this to a friend she would have just said boyfriend's name instead of saying "my boyfriend"
I think this was just some 14 year old loser who doesn't understand any of the funny texts on this site because she can only grasp Twilight information.
My first name is Edward my ex last name is swan. F twilight. Fml.
awh cmon thats fuckin pathetic! those books are shit and i can honestly say it kuz i read em!
and she STILL didnt bop me off. FAAACK!
Twilight is the AIDs of literature and the cancer of cinematography.
Ummm... MW2 can be played on the 360...
The fact that your boyfriend is one a "team" means he's definitely not straight.
Unless this is a man on man couple, the biggest problem is that your bf isn't straight
Lol read more bad books.
6:22AM are you defending Twighlight here? I think you are! You like it, don't you. You like the sparkly, angsty vampires. unfortunately this disqualifies you from having an opinion about ANYTHING.
917, you are such a loser.
pretty sure this dude would like to suck something other than blood....
These are worse that farmville texts.
I thought it was funny. But I'm a huge twilight fan...
And your both losers.
Taylor lautner is soo fucking sexy!! But I hate the twilight movies.
Jacob's character is much better written in book 2 and book 3 and was getting tons of fans, which upset Stephanie Meyer's personal dream fetish vampire fantasy, so she gets pissed off and writes in Jacob as a pedophile in the 4th book. I'm serious.
which is why that mormon bitch completely sucks. and I read twilight so I don't have former bias.
No, the biggest problem in your relationship is that you're both pathetic cunts with no taste.
My diagnosis: both of you take your respective teams, and drink the fucking kool-aid
"Fuck that noise"? Nobody says that anymore aside from pseudo-nonconformists.
The biggest problem is that you are a cunt and he is a pussy wipped douche.
I agree with 6:34. How old are you 9 10? Seriously. Twilight? What the fuck is wrong with the world
Power Rangers RULE!!!!
I'm for Team TwilightBlows. XD
No, the biggest problem in your relationship is that your boyfriend is team -any male from twilight-
This shouldn't have even made it on the site.
And for the record, team Tyler's van.
Vampires are fucking pussies.\n\n\nTeam Plague!
How about team shut the fuck up
Mike is a loser. Go Edward and Jake!!!!!!!
your true biggest problem is your "BF" likes cock up the ass
While I agree with 9:26, the cloak of anonymity is just too good to pass up in this situation, so...
Go fuck yourself.
I agree with 6:57. NYC sucks.
The biggest problem is that your boyfriend is on a team
Im team - Count Chocula-
Im Team BELLAAAAA Hell Yeah That Bitch Is Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wow hive mind... i was going to also say that the biggest problem in your relationship is that your boyfriend is a raging homosexual. also, you're a vapid cunt
I think the biggest problem in your relationship is that that's your biggest problem...
Twilight is for weak minded ass clowns
it's not tween wannabe vampire stuff. there's an underlying meaning of "old fashion" love and romance. it's not just stupid tween shit
Sounds like your boyfriend is team homo.
I hope you twilight fans realize your mothers are men
10:37, thank you for being a real man.
I'm team Halo, let's blow shit up on xbox live
i agree...that he knows enough about the movie and books to take that stand and is already getting in your pants is closet homo
You should both join Team Drinking Drano.
9:26 you need to grow up u fuckin pussy. and your boyfriend is on a team? who pitches n who catches?
you may have bigger problems
I'd say the biggest problem is that your boyfriend is on a team
Twilight fans - please do all of us a favor and go huff air duster till your brains run out your ears!
I can't see what the problem with this is. I read Twilight, and I hated it, but the bigger deal is that if THAT's the biggest problem in your relationship, you were fucking meant for each other.
Srsly, how are you not aware of your boyfriends homosexuality?
That's what you get for being bone smugglers!
No more twilight texts, I beg you
Both of u should join team get a life
The biggest problem in ur relationship is that ur bd is on a team
anything related to twilght sums big fat dick.
anyone who watches that shit needs to get chainsawed...in the face.
Taylor lautner is to sexy for his shirt but the only one who can actually act is bellas dad that's it
The fact that he knows enough to have an opinion doesn't make u wonder y u found him suckin face w/
And seriously, whoever approved this text on the tfln staff needs to get booted.
biggest problem is that your bf loves cock in or around his mouth
why is it that it's okay for everyone to hate on twilight? people like different things; it's to be expected. not everyone's the same. but honestly, the shit everyone's saying is getting to be a bit much, and rude on so many levels.
I would eat a nugget of poo from ashley greene's lovely bottom
No the Real biggest problem is that your boyfriend likes fat cock up the ass
Regler can uh backer, no says I
@11:37 that's what you'll be screaming to your daddy in prison
No the problem is you like twilight
team mike bitches!!!! he's available cute,nice and cares 4 ya! :P if not then team jacob but i dont think that him liking twilight is a bad thing, for the new moon midnight show about a third of the theater was guys with their girlfriends!
Love is love and if u people can't handle that u can just fuck off, who the fuck cares what gender u are
Oh daddy! Fuck my tight funny till it bleeds! Oh daddy not to hard there! I don't usually take large cocks in my pussy!
If that's a problem in ur relationship then it's not ment to be. Break up. Plus it's stupid to fight over. Buncha idiots.
Fuck halo and x box. Mordern warfare 2, straight murdering fools
The biggest problem in your relationship is you Get a life
The biggest problem in your relationship is that your boyfriend likes dudes.
kill yourselves right now. for the benefit of humanity
Wow that is so sad...I'm sorry to hear your boyfriend is using u as a cover like that
Hahahahah that's amazing
7:58, I'm team Diamond Dave.
Fuck you and your fucking twilight references. No one wants to read that horrible excuse for a book, except bitches who will never get laid because they're ugly and have love only for a fictional character.
It's kinda like being a Christian, but more retarded
And you sound like you've both got the intellectual level and maturity of a 12 year old.