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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:34pm

    The biggest problem is you both like twilight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:42pm

    This is kind of like me and my ex. Except he was team edward and I was team don't give a fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:39pm

    yea your boyfriend is definitely a homo, THAT is the biggest problem in your relationship.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:36pm

    Never submit anything ever again you vapid cunt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:48pm

    If I knew him, I'd revoke his license to practice manhood.

  • 93 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:43pm

    In all seriousness, if that's your biggest problem in your relationship, it sounds pretty healthy (you 13 year-old dumbass).

  • 87 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:20pm

    you should have your boyfriend say hi to edward while he's in the closet

  • 73 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:32pm

    That's a reason to break up forsure

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:21pm

    the biggest problem is that you both like twilight and that you think anyone gives a shit.

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:27pm

    I fucking hate both of you. The biggest problem in your relationship is that you're both still breathing my air.

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:41pm

    The biggest problem is that your boyfriend is using you as a cover up, and he would like to secretly rim Taylor lautner...why would anyone send this craptastic text

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:46pm

    nothing more fucking retarded than twilight

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:19pm

    Go kill yourselves. -Team F*ck Twilight. This shouldn't have even made it through te mods. Not funny WTF.

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:00am

    you guys are so mean. people can like what they want. dont tell people to kill themselves.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:28am

    Who wants to suck my 7 inch cock

  • 48 45
    Submitted by castorxtroy on Apr 6, 10 at 2:50pm

    na im pretty sure the biggest problem is that your boyfriend likes it in the ass sweet heart lmao

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:16pm

    Or that you both like that twilight shit

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:29pm

    I can't believe you don't consider your boyfriends gayness as a problem

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:15pm

    .... Oh God. I'm so sick of these team things. In the end picking a team doesn't fucking change her mind... It's kinda already set in ink. Gah.

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:26pm

    Seriously, the biggest proplem is all these fucking closed minded people who like to stereotype people for simply enjoying a book, which turned in to movies, which blew up in to something that is insanse. But still. It's rude and just mean to insult people for simply enjoying something. Yes some people take it way beyond what it should be but you shouldn't put eveyone who likes twilight in to that stereotype and telling the to "kill themsevles" . I mean really? It's kinda uncalled for.

  • 44 43
    Submitted by R3DC on Jun 4, 10 at 6:49pm

    I got 5 bucks that says it's 2 queens

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:07am

    Team Optimus Prime for the win.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:13pm

    Twilight is such a joke of a movie

  • 44 44
    Submitted by shazamm on Jul 10, 10 at 6:02pm

    kill yourself

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:10am

    I'm with 10:14. Your boyfriend is not team Jacob, he's team cock gobbler.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:58pm

    Im team - Count Chocula-

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:52pm

    I'm on team: whogivesafuck

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:37pm

    you're both assholes.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:03am

    I'm team Jasper. That boy gets no respect.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:14pm

    Screw Team Edward and Team Jacob. TEAM MIKE NEWTON'S WHERE IT'S AT BITCHES!!!!

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:59pm

    I think your boyfriend's boyfriend is on team Jacob as well.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:40am

    1:36, Hugh Hefner is better than you,

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:31pm

    9:26 shut the fuck up please. you only enjoy the movie because you think the homosexual fuck that plays a vampire is attractive. if it was played by some fat asshole would you still like it??? no

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:22am

    PS 4:15 there is no rule on how a vampire should be. They are fictional characters they can be toyed with in any way. Look at True blood they have somewhat 'unconventional' ideals of vampires. Take your head out of your ass.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:04pm

    You should both join Team Drinking Drano.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:08pm

    12.36 FTW. Twilight is the AIDs of literature and the cancer of cinematography.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:36pm

    It sounds like your boyfriend is on team homo

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:31pm

    People who go on long ranting diatribes defending twilight fans should kill themselves

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:16pm

    I don't know If I should laugh or cry at how pathetic this is

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:52pm

    Anyone who likes that stupid shit is a fucking loser and should slit their wrists.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:37pm

    6:35 (2) beat me to it. your "boyfriend" is in the closet.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:47am

    I'm like, the only guy who doesn't understand what these teams are. Seriously. Someone please explain..?

  • 34 36
    Submitted by contiii9121 on Dec 16, 10 at 1:41am

    By submitting this, you're setting yourself up for a life time of failure

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:58am

    Your bf is team gayy

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:56pm

    The biggest problem in ur relationship is that ur bd is on a team

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:28pm

    If I worked at a movie theater, I would have cut the movie off 5 minutes into it and switched the film with Law Abiding Citizen.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:47am

    your true biggest problem is your "BF" likes cock up the ass

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:04am

    How about team shut the fuck up

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:09am

    Lmao. The fact that your boyfriend is on a team is a problem in itself.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:45pm

    I'm pretty sure I lost faith in this site making me laugh with this text.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:43am

    Werewolf > vampire fuck all you bitches

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:13pm

    your boyfriend being team jacob is the last of your relationship problems maybe you should question his sexuality first.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:02pm

    jesus, can twihard texts be banned?

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:54pm

    And then Buffy staked Edward... The end.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:49pm

    Twilight sucks hairy balls

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:18am

    6:22AM are you defending Twighlight here? I think you are! You like it, don't you. You like the sparkly, angsty vampires. unfortunately this disqualifies you from having an opinion about ANYTHING.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:06am

    I'm for Team TwilightBlows. XD

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:13pm

    Fuck republicans!!!!!

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:43pm

    13 year olds need to stop posting stuff on here!!!

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:52pm

    7:55 and you fail at life.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:11pm

    Actually the biggest problem is your bf is a closet case

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 1:51am

    I'm on team Bob Saget. Take that bitches

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:18pm

    The fact that he knows enough to have an opinion doesn't make u wonder y u found him suckin face w/ a dude?

  • 26 26
    Submitted by lord_pube_hair69 on Dec 23, 11 at 4:48am

    And then that he is homosexual

  • 30 34
    Submitted by DrHenryJekyll on Jan 28, 11 at 10:15pm

    My diagnosis: both of you take your respective teams, and drink the fucking kool-aid

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Brusseller on Apr 25, 10 at 3:53pm

    Your boyfrind does not have a dick

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:59pm

    biggest problem is that everyone gives a fuck about who loves Edward or Jacob. THEY'RE FUCKING FAKE!

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:33pm

    Your problem is you are both reading fucking twighlight which mean you should be carpet munching and he she be but plugging.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:54pm

    Oh my fucking god I fucking hate twilight if I hear one more fucking 13 year old girl talk about twilight I'm gonna go fucking crazy!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:06pm

    cheer up twilight fans, people love to hate on anything popular...team Edward!!

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:33am

    Hugh Hefner is better than Chuck Norris... Or Edward. Or Jacob. No, not Jacob.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:51pm

    I think the biggest problem is that your boyfriend loves the cock

  • 31 38
    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 29, 11 at 4:06am

    Team Edward for life babes xxxxx

  • 29 34
    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 5, 11 at 3:07am

    Go girl team Edward <3

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:10am

    "Fuck that noise"? Nobody says that anymore aside from pseudo-nonconformists.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:59pm

    Yeah, the fact that ur boyfriend likes twilight says that he likes teenage cock

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:44pm

    wow hive mind... i was going to also say that the biggest problem in your relationship is that your boyfriend is a raging homosexual. also, you're a vapid cunt

  • 32 42
    Submitted by pogotheclown on Apr 23, 10 at 6:12am

    His dude status has been revoked.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:21am

    No. The biggest problem is you are stupid for liking that movie series and you boyfriend is a flaming homosexual. Goodbye

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:50am

    People are really good at recognizing homosexuality through people's interests. I guess unless you like beer and 16 year old girls you're a homo.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:40pm

    Consider your man card revoked asshole

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:31pm

    While I agree with 9:26, the cloak of anonymity is just too good to pass up in this situation, so... Go fuck yourself.

  • 30 39
    Submitted by shizzlle on May 16, 10 at 2:10am

    My first name is Edward my ex last name is swan. F twilight. Fml.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:38pm

    Power Rangers RULE!!!!

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:16pm

    Taylor lautner is to sexy for his shirt but the only one who can actually act is bellas dad that's it

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:52pm

    Love is love and if u people can't handle that u can just fuck off, who the fuck cares what gender u are

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:08pm

    And you're both tools. Perfect for each other.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:52pm

    Wow fucking twigh tard!! it's a movie get over it

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 10 at 8:06pm

    Omg this is fucking hilarious!

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:11am

    how do you fuck a funny?

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:26am

    Regler can uh backer, no says I

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:07pm

    i think the bigger problem is that your boyfriend likes penis... fictional penis.... that's bad

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:56pm

    Reading about Count F-agula is not cool, nor is this text funny.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:36pm

    I hope you twilight fans realize your mothers are men

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:58pm

    Twilight fans - please do all of us a favor and go huff air duster till your brains run out your ears!

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:00pm

    I can't see what the problem with this is. I read Twilight, and I hated it, but the bigger deal is that if THAT's the biggest problem in your relationship, you were fucking meant for each other.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:33pm

    I find it hilarious that everyone assumes except for like one person that is is a hetrorelationship

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 10 at 4:38pm

    im on team kill it with fire

  • 30 42
    Submitted by PiggySmallz on May 15, 10 at 4:24am

    The biggest problem is that your boyfriend is on a team

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:42am

    And your both losers.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:26pm

    The fact that your boyfriend is one a "team" means he's definitely not straight.

  • 27 37
    Submitted by hyeguy07 on Jun 27, 11 at 12:44am

    Woooooow. Words can't describe what needs to be said. That's just fucking sad.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by syn_ on Jun 3, 11 at 3:28am

    The biggest problem in your relationship is you're both idiots

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Rasetsu on May 30, 10 at 11:06pm

    I'm team "Team Edward? Team Jacob? How abou Team shut the f**k up?!"

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:07pm

    Mike is a loser. Go Edward and Jake!!!!!!!

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:39pm

    The biggest problem is that people actually like twilight.

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:25pm

    YOU FUCKING NEED TO BE SHOT WHO EVER SENT THIS FUCKING TEXT.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:36am

    gtfo with that trolling chuck norris shit

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:50pm

    You guys should both kill yourselves.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:57pm

    917, you are such a loser.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:29am

    i agree...that he knows enough about the movie and books to take that stand and is already getting in your pants is closet homo

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:18am

    Im Team BELLAAAAA Hell Yeah That Bitch Is Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:53am

    Wtf r these teams ur talkin about. Ur boyfriend likes jacob wat a yaggot

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:03am

    Taylor lautner is soo fucking sexy!! But I hate the twilight movies.

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:17pm

    The biggest problem is that you are a cunt and he is a pussy wipped douche.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:14am

    no your problem is that your bf is GAYYYY

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:38pm

    pretty sure this dude would like to suck something other than blood....

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:27pm

    the biggest problem is your boyfriends likes dick

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:13pm

    Your boyfriend is as straight as a circle.

  • 24 36
    Submitted by cireretals on May 21, 11 at 12:34am

    Unless this is a man on man couple, the biggest problem is that your bf isn't straight

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:58pm

    why is it that it's okay for everyone to hate on twilight? people like different things; it's to be expected. not everyone's the same. but honestly, the shit everyone's saying is getting to be a bit much, and rude on so many levels.

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:33am

    Ummm... MW2 can be played on the 360...

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:21am

    Fuck halo and x box. Mordern warfare 2, straight murdering fools

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:33pm

    No, the biggest problem in your relationship is that you're both pathetic cunts with no taste.

  • 11 11
    Submitted by spenny on Dec 14, 12 at 3:06pm

    The biggest problem is nobody is considering that maybe they ARE two homo dudes.

  • 26 41
    Submitted by ticktickboom on Jul 29, 11 at 7:28pm

    Wat team is his boyfriend?? Lmao

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:48am

    biggest problem is that your bf loves cock in or around his mouth

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:06am

    And seriously, whoever approved this text on the tfln staff needs to get booted.

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:14pm

    This shouldn't have even made it on the site. And for the record, team Tyler's van.

  • 19 28
    Submitted by supawhaleshark on Dec 3, 11 at 12:03pm

    Your boyfriend likes a hot boy who always has his shirt off......?

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:53am

    They both suck ass. Get on with your lives

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:52pm

    No more twilight texts, I beg you

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:11pm

    I hope all of you people who hate Twilight so much realize what repetitive dumbasses you sound like.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:48pm

    Jacob's character is much better written in book 2 and book 3 and was getting tons of fans, which upset Stephanie Meyer's personal dream fetish vampire fantasy, so she gets pissed off and writes in Jacob as a pedophile in the 4th book. I'm serious.

    • 29 48
      Submitted by bfchkbach on May 14, 10 at 3:13am

      which is why that mormon bitch completely sucks. and I read twilight so I don't have former bias.

  • 21 33
    Submitted by jennylynn123 on Dec 15, 10 at 4:35pm

    The real problem is your boyfriend is flaming

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:30pm

    Sounds like your boyfriend is team homo.

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:06pm

    The biggest problem is that your boyfriend even knows who those people are.

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:21pm

    I'd say the biggest problem is that your boyfriend is on a team

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:14pm

    I think the biggest problem in your relationship is that you guys both like twilight....

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:02am

    I would eat a nugget of poo from ashley greene's lovely bottom

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:14pm

    I hate you OP...fuck twilight..so sick of it...

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:23pm

    you are a detriment to society

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:13pm

    Why didn't anyone call fake on this one? If she was sending this to a friend she would have just said boyfriend's name instead of saying "my boyfriend" I think this was just some 14 year old loser who doesn't understand any of the funny texts on this site because she can only grasp Twilight information.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:29pm

    anything related to twilght sums big fat dick. anyone who watches that shit needs to get chainsawed...in the face.

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:11pm

    9:26 you need to grow up u fuckin pussy. and your boyfriend is on a team? who pitches n who catches?

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:42pm

    Why the fuck is your bf even on a twilight team?! What a fucking fruit

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:04pm

    I agree with 6:57. NYC sucks.

  • 26 46
    Submitted by deadkenn8 on Jun 14, 10 at 8:10pm

    Vampires are fucking pussies.\n\n\nTeam Plague!

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:46pm

    awh cmon thats fuckin pathetic! those books are shit and i can honestly say it kuz i read em! and she STILL didnt bop me off. FAAACK!

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:56pm

    These are worse that farmville texts.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:55pm

    7:58, I'm team Diamond Dave.

  • 26 47
    Submitted by lilbabymarj on Jan 8, 11 at 8:35am

    The only worry you should have is that your boyfriend actually watched twilight and picked who he likes, when most guys don't give a fuck. They just want head in the middle of the movie.

  • 27 49
    Submitted by alina_peace on Apr 21, 10 at 12:26am

    I agree with 6:34. How old are you 9 10? Seriously. Twilight? What the fuck is wrong with the world

  • 30 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:19pm

    kill yourselves right now. for the benefit of humanity

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:32pm

    Team Jacobs the best hands down.

  • 22 40
    Submitted by Aidenq on Feb 13, 11 at 11:01am

    I'm team shoot the fuk out of both who agrees?

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:21am

    OP, you two deserve each other. Wholly

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:50pm

    That's what you get for being bone smugglers!

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:06am

    Both of u should join team get a life

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:21pm

    No, the biggest problem in your relationship is that your boyfriend is team -any male from twilight-

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:37pm

    Srsly, how are you not aware of your boyfriends homosexuality?

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:58am

    Oh daddy! Fuck my tight funny till it bleeds! Oh daddy not to hard there! I don't usually take large cocks in my pussy!

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:41pm

    team mike bitches!!!! he's available cute,nice and cares 4 ya! :P if not then team jacob but i dont think that him liking twilight is a bad thing, for the new moon midnight show about a third of the theater was guys with their girlfriends!

  • 33 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:48pm

    Hey hey hey now he has testicles.......their just in his purse!

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:37pm

    Shut up 8:33. It's fun to attack the masculinity of straight guys. Let us dream.

  • 27 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 1:07am

    Does that mean he's hot? Lol

  • 19 39
    Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 2, 11 at 8:30am

    don't breed

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:59pm

    No the Real biggest problem is that your boyfriend likes fat cock up the ass

  • 26 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:21pm

    Maybe it's a mass text for HIS Twitter lol

  • 21 45
    Submitted by bfchkbach on May 14, 10 at 3:10am

    the biggest problem is that your boyfriend even giving a fuck means he probably has a boyfriend of his own?

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:32pm

    Lol read more bad books.

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:47am

    No the problem is you like twilight

  • 32 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:35pm

    Hahahahah that's amazing

  • 25 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:47pm

    I think the biggest problem in your relationship is that that's your biggest problem...

  • 24 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:08pm

    The biggest problem in your relationship is you Get a life

  • 27 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:42pm

    and your problem is that your team edward u idiot!!!

  • 31 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:37pm

    I'm team Halo, let's blow shit up on xbox live

  • 25 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:55pm

    I thought it was funny. But I'm a huge twilight fan...

  • 23 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:14pm

    The biggest problem in your relationship is that your boyfriend likes dudes.

  • 30 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:46pm

    Twilight is for weak minded ass clowns

  • 30 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:58pm

    God you people fail. How about team Jesus? Yeah think about that one noobs

  • 26 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:43pm

    you may have bigger problems

  • 31 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:52pm

    And you sound like you've both got the intellectual level and maturity of a 12 year old.

  • 27 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:54pm

    9:26 you bleeding heart jackass, grow the fuck up and stop whining and trying to be logical

  • 26 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:16pm

    Fuck you and your fucking twilight references. No one wants to read that horrible excuse for a book, except bitches who will never get laid because they're ugly and have love only for a fictional character. It's kinda like being a Christian, but more retarded

  • 26 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:41pm

    Wow that is so sad...I'm sorry to hear your boyfriend is using u as a cover like that

  • 30 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:55pm

    10:37, thank you for being a real man.

  • 25 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:37am

    If that's a problem in ur relationship then it's not ment to be. Break up. Plus it's stupid to fight over. Buncha idiots.

  • 24 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:25am

    it's not tween wannabe vampire stuff. there's an underlying meaning of "old fashion" love and romance. it's not just stupid tween shit

  • 28 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:42pm

    @11:37 that's what you'll be screaming to your daddy in prison