why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
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this is kinda like the ninja turtles one, not sure which is better...
WOW! Sounds like something my best friend would do :)
Ur a good person. Don't ever change Lmao 3
youre lame for pointing it out. get a life.
definitely one of the best ones i've seen on this website!!!
this is TOO great, and who cares if it's fake. definitely one of my favorites!
it's a wide area code idiots
So what are their names?
its actually Charlottesville, 745
This is too cute!!!
What flavor were they?
Agreed. Youre my new hero
I just burst out into laughter the kind that if you were drinking milk it would be out your nose
This is something I would do!!
lol that is too funny!!
something i would do
This has to be Jessica lol
How do you get drunk and Herr dah GOLDFISH
for all you haters, true story compliments of my lush roommate, her love of goldfish & eating in bed. thnx
Yeah goldfish! Woo hoo!
haha way to represent, i'm a 540
What r their names
I see nothing strange in this txt
This thing tops every FML, MLIA, and TFLN I have ever read :D
hahahaha hahahah hahaha
i still have to name 30, but i ate a good fifty before
hahah could not be funner
Hahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahah I know who sent this.
Lmfao at my area code
This is a rip off of a joke I heard already. Lame to submit something that isn't yours.
THIS IS GREAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahaha what did you name them?
yea really why would u know this jok lmfaoo
Happened in my fucking car
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lmao besttttt onneee
I'll call this one "Nemo".