why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
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this is kinda like the ninja turtles one, not sure which is better...
Ur a good person. Don't ever change Lmao 3
WOW! Sounds like something my best friend would do :)
definitely one of the best ones i've seen on this website!!!
youre lame for pointing it out. get a life.
this is TOO great, and who cares if it's fake. definitely one of my favorites!
its actually Charlottesville, 745
it's a wide area code idiots
So what are their names?
This is too cute!!!
What flavor were they?
Agreed. Youre my new hero
I just burst out into laughter the kind that if you were drinking milk it would be out your nose
This is something I would do!!
lol that is too funny!!
something i would do
How do you get drunk and Herr dah GOLDFISH
This has to be Jessica lol
haha way to represent, i'm a 540
What r their names
for all you haters, true story compliments of my lush roommate, her love of goldfish & eating in bed. thnx
hahahaha hahahah hahaha
Yeah goldfish! Woo hoo!
This thing tops every FML, MLIA, and TFLN I have ever read :D
I see nothing strange in this txt
Lmfao at my area code
i still have to name 30, but i ate a good fifty before
hahah could not be funner
This is a rip off of a joke I heard already. Lame to submit something that isn't yours.
hahaha what did you name them?
THIS IS GREAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahah I know who sent this.
Happened in my fucking car
o m geee
yea really why would u know this jok lmfaoo
lmao besttttt onneee
I'll call this one "Nemo".