why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
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this is kinda like the ninja turtles one, not sure which is better...
Ur a good person. Don't ever change Lmao 3
WOW! Sounds like something my best friend would do :)
definitely one of the best ones i've seen on this website!!!
youre lame for pointing it out. get a life.
this is TOO great, and who cares if it's fake. definitely one of my favorites!
its actually Charlottesville, 745
it's a wide area code idiots
So what are their names?
This is too cute!!!
What flavor were they?
Agreed. Youre my new hero
I just burst out into laughter the kind that if you were drinking milk it would be out your nose
This is something I would do!!
lol that is too funny!!
something i would do
This has to be Jessica lol
How do you get drunk and Herr dah GOLDFISH
for all you haters, true story compliments of my lush roommate, her love of goldfish & eating in bed. thnx
haha way to represent, i'm a 540
What r their names
Yeah goldfish! Woo hoo!
I see nothing strange in this txt
This thing tops every FML, MLIA, and TFLN I have ever read :D
hahahaha hahahah hahaha
i still have to name 30, but i ate a good fifty before
Lmfao at my area code
hahah could not be funner
This is a rip off of a joke I heard already. Lame to submit something that isn't yours.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahah I know who sent this.
hahaha what did you name them?
THIS IS GREAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Happened in my fucking car
yea really why would u know this jok lmfaoo
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lmao besttttt onneee
I'll call this one "Nemo".