Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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Nice job. You're a toilet.
Your boyfriend has R.Kelly syndrome.
I cannot fathom watersports. So to speak.
I guess it's okay to request to be peed on but no way to ask to be the... pee'er. And, no, I don't do pee.
Drip drip drip
Clap clap clap
That is disgusting
Haters gonna hate lovers gonna love I don't even want none of the above I want to piss on you... Drip drip drip
It's a golden shower for your birthday, princess!
"Before now my life was incomplete until I used your face as a toilet seat" your a team player, can you say "keepa" don't care for fosters, but they have sweet commercials
can I take a shit in you?
Alabama hot pocket...
Haha "I wanna pee on you.. Poop poop poop pee pee pee.. Tss on you tss pee on you"
At least you still have your good self-esteem.