Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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I can one-up you twice over. I found *my* dildo in my mom's drawer after it was confiscated from my sock drawer.
And we both found three of Dad's dildo's, one still wrapped with a condom, in his drawer going through things after he'd died. Along with all of his interracial bi-sexual porn collection. Nothing's more awkward than finding your dad's copy of "Gilligan's Bi-land" in front of your mother.
10:19, you win. First prize is years of intensive therapy.
I am sooo sorry.
You can tell things are wet by looking at them...or maybe my vision is just normal
This happened to me!!!
wow that is disgusting
Who in the he'll are the 160 some odd people who gave this a thumbs up??? You people are nasty
you probably licked it
I too can tell things are wet by looking at them 10:06. Guess we're just special.
probably stuck it in his ass, too
That is truly horrifying.
And 9:12, please go back to middle school.
how you KNEW it was wet disturbs me...
I think this deserves an FML award. You poor child. I feel so sorry for what you have been thru
Why would you touch it...
9:45 your fuckin retarded... Your gonna call someone a crossdresser because they were gonna grab theyre moms socks? they're just socks dude...
why are wet socks in a drawer?
They sound high class -- must have a double wide.
how do you know its a him? 9:45 you lost
Same thing happened to me! Except I was smart enough not to touch it
I was looking for batteries when I was 10 found a big pink thing.....I stayed away from that drawer
EW!!!! 1239 that's gross
The revulsion has to do with the idea of finding one's mother's dildo, not that of some random older woman.
For crying out loud...you'll eat it and fuck it, but you won't touch it in a sock drawer?
Haha, I feel like I might Know who this is, I'm in the 770 area. Sucks though.
10:52, a cougar is one thing. Your mother is another thing entirely. Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, please keep it to yourself.
11:09- i HOPE thats a joke... if not that is truly fucking disgusting. & for the original person who wrote this... how did you know it was wet?!
also i agree with 1:14; 12:36- get a life
Far out, there are some sad people out there with some serious future mental health issues.
i said a "older woman." not my mom. ur nasty!
LOLLLL 3:24, you're cool.
my boyfriend and i woke up hung over once, mortified that we had been using my mom's dildo that night. ...if you cant air laundry on this skeez site, where else??
Wow 10:19 that is horrible
Why did you feel it
lick it!!!!! even though this is fake...
10:44, you my friend win! side note... why is it so gross to hear someone found their mom's dildo, wet? i think its kinda hot that a older woman still gets a little naughty from time to time. ...still wish they could post pics to these posts
i would scream at that sight. grody =P
I threw up a little in my mouth when I read this. FYL You will never be the same again
10:44 Actually, you are. I suspect someone else will be finding you in their mom's sock drawer.
guess who's gonna be a serialkiller who hates woman? that guy!
My heart just shattered.
This happens to my neighbor jh
12:00 are u retarded it's his moms that is way past disgusting that would even say that
this has to be cartman's mom, ask if she met a guy, screwed him and remebered who he was by reading his name on his tattoo, she was busy last night
LOL LOL LOL!!1 WHY ARE YOU WEARING YOUR MOTHER'S SOCKS??!? GET YOUR OWN DAMN SOCKS AND BE A CONTRIBUTING MEMBER OF SOCIETY BY BUYING AND WEARING YOUR OWN SOCKS!!! INDEPENDENCY FAILLL!!! LOLZORZX!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1
Please tell me you didn't touch it to discover that it was, indeed, moist!?! (>_<)
So... What did it taste like?
... Y would she put a wet dildo in her sock drawer, you think she would have cleaned it, I mean, she has to USE those socks..
ugh why do dumbass people say first...ANNOYING
I got one for you, i was 12 trying to find a gameboy i'd been grounded from and found my moms vibrator under her bed. had no idea what it was til my brother (with a horrified look on his face) told me to turn it off and wash my hands
It could be wet from having been washed and put away without drying it, but that seems a bit unlikely.
Side note, I need to find a new place for my vibrators then just my sock drawer.
Hahaha feel sry 4 u...I'd b scAres 4 life
What do u expect after pulling it out of your ass dummmy
sounds like the OP is a cross-dresser if he is looking in his mon's drwaer for socks
Why did you even touch it, nasty
yeah 10:31. It's pretty much why I spend/spent a good deal of my life in therapy. My family puts the FUN in dysfunctional.-10:19
OP has to be a guy. I bet the mom "left" the dildo on purpose, hoping to get some young dick.
I found MY mom's dildos. Probably worst experience of my life.