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  • I can one-up you twice over. I found *my* dildo in my mom's drawer after it was confiscated from my sock drawer. And we both found three of Dad's dildo's, one still wrapped with a condom, in his drawer going through things after he'd died. Along with all of his interracial bi-sexual porn collection. Nothing's more awkward than finding your dad's copy of "Gilligan's Bi-land" in front of your mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:19am
  • I am sooo sorry.

    Submitted by Marisa on Feb 2, 10 at 12:20am
  • you probably licked it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:32am
  • 10:19, you win. First prize is years of intensive therapy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:38am
  • You can tell things are wet by looking at them...or maybe my vision is just normal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:06am
  • This happened to me!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:48am
  • Who in the he'll are the 160 some odd people who gave this a thumbs up??? You people are nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:29pm
  • wow that is disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:24am
  • probably stuck it in his ass, too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:40am
  • That is truly horrifying. And 9:12, please go back to middle school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:15am
  • I too can tell things are wet by looking at them 10:06. Guess we're just special.

    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:07pm
  • how you KNEW it was wet disturbs me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:44am
  • I think this deserves an FML award. You poor child. I feel so sorry for what you have been thru

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:02pm
  • 9:45 your fuckin retarded... Your gonna call someone a crossdresser because they were gonna grab theyre moms socks? they're just socks dude...

    Submitted by acid_monster on Nov 25, 10 at 3:42am
  • Why would you touch it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:38pm
  • why are wet socks in a drawer?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:24pm
  • how do you know its a him? 9:45 you lost

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:48am
  • They sound high class -- must have a double wide.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:24pm
  • I was looking for batteries when I was 10 found a big pink thing.....I stayed away from that drawer

    Submitted by sk8rpnk96 on Nov 24, 10 at 1:46pm
  • For crying out loud...you'll eat it and fuck it, but you won't touch it in a sock drawer?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:00pm
  • Same thing happened to me! Except I was smart enough not to touch it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:51am
  • The revulsion has to do with the idea of finding one's mother's dildo, not that of some random older woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:05am
  • EW!!!! 1239 that's gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:46am
  • Haha, I feel like I might Know who this is, I'm in the 770 area. Sucks though.

    Submitted by SpaceCat on Mar 21, 11 at 10:42pm
  • Far out, there are some sad people out there with some serious future mental health issues.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:20am
  • 11:09- i HOPE thats a joke... if not that is truly fucking disgusting. & for the original person who wrote this... how did you know it was wet?! also i agree with 1:14; 12:36- get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:18pm
  • 10:52, a cougar is one thing. Your mother is another thing entirely. Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, please keep it to yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:55am
  • my boyfriend and i woke up hung over once, mortified that we had been using my mom's dildo that night. ...if you cant air laundry on this skeez site, where else??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:08pm
  • 10:44, you my friend win! side note... why is it so gross to hear someone found their mom's dildo, wet? i think its kinda hot that a older woman still gets a little naughty from time to time. ...still wish they could post pics to these posts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:52am
  • 10:19 wins.

    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:05pm
  • Wow 10:19 that is horrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:31am
  • I threw up a little in my mouth when I read this. FYL You will never be the same again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:46pm
  • LOLLLL 3:24, you're cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Why did you feel it ................

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:34pm
  • lick it!!!!! even though this is fake...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:25pm
  • i said a "older woman." not my mom. ur nasty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:57am
  • So... What did it taste like?

    Submitted by jewishgypsy on Jul 16, 10 at 11:38am
  • i would scream at that sight. grody =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:27pm
  • 10:44 Actually, you are. I suspect someone else will be finding you in their mom's sock drawer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:30am
  • 12:00 are u retarded it's his moms that is way past disgusting that would even say that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Please tell me you didn't touch it to discover that it was, indeed, moist!?! (>_<)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:13pm
  • oh. My heart just shattered.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:50am
  • this has to be cartman's mom, ask if she met a guy, screwed him and remebered who he was by reading his name on his tattoo, she was busy last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:09am
  • I got one for you, i was 12 trying to find a gameboy i'd been grounded from and found my moms vibrator under her bed. had no idea what it was til my brother (with a horrified look on his face) told me to turn it off and wash my hands

    Submitted by 198 on Sep 6, 10 at 6:10pm
  • This happens to my neighbor jh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:22am
  • guess who's gonna be a serialkiller who hates woman? that guy!

    Submitted by lara93 on Nov 25, 11 at 12:37pm
  • ... Y would she put a wet dildo in her sock drawer, you think she would have cleaned it, I mean, she has to USE those socks..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Hahaha feel sry 4 u...I'd b scAres 4 life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:02am
  • What do u expect after pulling it out of your ass dummmy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:01pm
  • LOL LOL LOL!!1 WHY ARE YOU WEARING YOUR MOTHER'S SOCKS??!? GET YOUR OWN DAMN SOCKS AND BE A CONTRIBUTING MEMBER OF SOCIETY BY BUYING AND WEARING YOUR OWN SOCKS!!! INDEPENDENCY FAILLL!!! LOLZORZX!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:36pm
  • ugh why do dumbass people say first...ANNOYING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:16am
  • It could be wet from having been washed and put away without drying it, but that seems a bit unlikely. Side note, I need to find a new place for my vibrators then just my sock drawer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:43am
  • FIRST@@@@@@@@@@@ r0xt4r

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:12am
  • Why did you even touch it, nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:32am
  • yeah 10:31. It's pretty much why I spend/spent a good deal of my life in therapy. My family puts the FUN in dysfunctional.-10:19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:38am
  • sounds like the OP is a cross-dresser if he is looking in his mon's drwaer for socks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:45am
  • OP has to be a guy. I bet the mom "left" the dildo on purpose, hoping to get some young dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:05pm
  • I found MY mom's dildos. Probably worst experience of my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:20am