So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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That's math. How many times can he go into you before you multiply?
So for every one shot I take, you take three, that is what we call a ratio and that ratio would be 1:3. The more you know.
Why else would he have agreed to tutor you, if not to get you drunk and naked?
Doing formulas to find the g spot and he totally found pi
yeah and he got to relieve his stress in your ass
Good ol Fayette county lol