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  • Submitted by HabaneroIcecream on Nov 1, 11 at 11:06am

    America: #25th in education, #13 in alcohol consumption, #1 in teenage pregnancy, and #1 in our hearts.

  • Submitted by porksword on Nov 1, 11 at 11:06am

    That's math. How many times can he go into you before you multiply?

  • Submitted by colan08 on Nov 1, 11 at 11:49am

    So for every one shot I take, you take three, that is what we call a ratio and that ratio would be 1:3. The more you know.

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    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Nov 2, 11 at 12:15am

    Why else would he have agreed to tutor you, if not to get you drunk and naked?

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    Submitted by Daddyflex on Nov 2, 11 at 1:11am

    Doing formulas to find the g spot and he totally found pi

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    Submitted by naughtybody21 on Nov 4, 11 at 2:21am

    yeah and he got to relieve his stress in your ass

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    Submitted by itsnikkimmkay on Aug 19, 12 at 4:12pm

    Good ol Fayette county lol