come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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you say that now, but lets revisit after the 4th bottle.
No but as long as the two of you have sex and I get to watch than I'm willing to take one for the team!
Yes, 'cause drinking with your friends is never any fun at all. Seriously, guys? Why do you assume that a guy can't just have friends who are women without it being a fake friendship in the hopes of having sex with the women? I have friends. I have fun drinking with my friends. Some of the friends are women. Show some sense, people.
If his wildest dreams are of drinking nasty bubbly shit
Mom and Aunt Liz are total bitches aren't they?!
Champagne makes nice girls naughty. Just let them drink and they will get all the blood flowing to the sex holes.
Nothing about this sounds fun to a straight man. Champaign is gross, even if it is free booze.
Welcome to my life. :)\n\n(the company is great, champagne optional)
Or we could come to my place..... I have two liter bottles of mountain due, and you can barely see the rufies dissolving at the bottom.... Party on, then wake up in a trailer chained to the wall.... Ahh, to be young....
Arthurlux is gaay.
oooh, lightness abound. least he was forewarned
Story of my life... anyone the least bit suprised?
Personally, I would rather stay home and beat my head against a wall than drink some nasty shit while I listen to two prudish bitches talk about their issues and feelings and whatever else prudish bitches yammer on about
Sounds more like his worst nightmare.
Wow... That's pathetic.
Damn that’s f ucked up.. skanks