I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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someone lick it up?
dude...douches don't tighten you up, pretty much all they do is fuck up the natural ph balance and cause yeast infections. you're an idiot.
I'm pretty sure he/she was saying that it needed douched because it needs cleaned from the numerous dicks that have been in it. Perhaps he's not the idiot.
How long did it take for you to find the cork?
Must have been cheap champagne... Most champagnes have a bottle you could throw off a house and not break... But kudos on the vaj bomb ;o)
bubbly in your buddy
welp, back into the shower for you!
AHHHHH!!! IT BURRRRRNS!!!!!
fastest way to get schlonkered
Talk about a fizzy dizzy
@karmasabitch27 I'm pretty sure guy was saying that the girl needs a douche after all getting with all the guys that made her loose enough for it to get in her vag.
Lmao at vaj bomb
Probably better to invest in a glass next time
You probably needed a good douche if your snatch was gaping open wide enough for the bubbly to explode IN to your vag.