Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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Sounds like someone likes their $5 foot longs...
story of my fucking life
well, going to subway and occasionally fucking is when relationships turn sour.
I think my favorite part of that is they only go to subway 'occasionally' :P
Sounds like a relationship most guys want.
Minus Subway. Order a pizza so the fucking can continue.
Are you meaning 88 as a nazi thing
I know this isn't mine, but I swear I sent something like this at one point.
you like meatballs huh..also like sammiches
I don't know about your subways, but homeless people piss and shit all through the New York subways. I wouldn't fuck there.
If you were trying to be funny... better luck next time.
...number of loads he took to the face this morning.
....number of times he was traded in the prison yard for newports