I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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While weird I'm just impressed an OP used a condom on TFLN!
Run, man ! It's Voodoo !
"Portrait"? What, did he paint you like one of his French girls?
Macguyver would be proud
Bring the package down to Louisiana. I think you know where I'm going with this.
Oh dear god. You poor thing. O_o
That's so nasty. Smh.
...... That's not creepy at all
Them some crazy bitches you fuckin with...
What the fuck, was she planning on cloning you or something?
...at least you were smart enough to not allow them the chance to reproduce.
Maybe he is casting a spell on you,,,,
Hahahaha Phys, good point!