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  • Submitted by erisblake on Aug 22, 11 at 10:43am

    Your friend may not judge you, but some people on TFLN will because they're living lives of flawless perfection.

  • Submitted by tayacb on Aug 22, 11 at 12:52pm

    If the guy can't handle a little mascara all over your face you probably shouldn't be blowing him

  • Submitted by ebethburn on Aug 22, 11 at 12:41pm

    Water proof sounds a lot less skanky, just saying.

  • Submitted by openmindedchick on Aug 22, 11 at 8:31pm

    When you find it, let me know ;)

    • Submitted by TampaDave on Aug 23, 11 at 6:35am

      It should automatically update the user's facebook status when applied.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Aug 22, 11 at 11:59am

    Being an animal lover, so we should not test the mascara on them, I volunteer to shoot my cum in your eyes to test the products.

  • Submitted by taylor_jpeg on Aug 22, 11 at 3:23pm

    i think its kinda hot when it runs down a girls face

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    Submitted by zombiebite on Aug 22, 11 at 5:11pm

    It's very hot when the girls make-up is a mess!

  • Submitted by ck24 on Aug 22, 11 at 12:29pm

    When you say shit like that judging you is easy

  • Submitted by ANONYMOOSE__ on Aug 22, 11 at 6:52pm

    Getting cum in ur eyes must happen frequently since u have to buy appropriate mascara for the occasion. Hard not to judge. Not sayin just sayin.

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    Submitted by TampaDave on Aug 23, 11 at 6:31am

    Damnit, there are supposed to be ten digits there but there are only three.

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    Submitted by smallcock3in on Aug 23, 11 at 6:12am

    Semen makes the skin silky smooth.

  • Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Aug 22, 11 at 3:22pm

    Nero, nah bro the human race feels ashamed for you

  • Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 22, 11 at 11:31am

    I feel ashamed for the human race :(

  • Submitted by LustStarrr on Aug 23, 11 at 7:49am

    Water-proof mascara =/= cum-proof mascara. Just sayin'...

  • Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 25, 11 at 3:00am

    i totally need that. like, badly. that was so come in handy for when my bf cums on my face without warning me (dont get me wrong, i love it. i just HATE how it messes up my eyeliner)

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 3, 12 at 7:51am

    Next time wear a dive mask and tell him you need his snorkel.

  • Submitted by girl1429 on Aug 22, 11 at 5:47pm