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  • That's nice, ohh and umm I am the president, ur not a fucking cop

    Submitted by xXFLYBOYXx on Mar 8, 11 at 10:22pm
  • The sad thing is you guys actually care if it's real or not. No livesssss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:21am
  • Lol. This could easily be true. I'm a cop. Seen this before. Well close to it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:09am
  • Your so lucky u didn't get shot...

    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 1:22am
  • This shit was in a movie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Fail. You douche. Move on to another lie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:43am
  • I'm guessing that's fake

    Submitted by zjm95 on May 15, 10 at 10:02am
  • Can I get this put on a coffee mug?

    Submitted by Thought on Mar 23, 11 at 4:04pm
  • fake/wrooooong website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:11am
  • sounds more like breaking and entertaining to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:37pm
  • I was watching in court a couple of weeks ago and someone was charged with entering aa house when drunk that wasn't his, and was found pissing in the bathroom. This could well be true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:14am
  • Tried jerking off?

    Submitted by Niinja on Apr 29, 10 at 10:03pm
  • How can you make a sandwich without realizing you're in the wrong house?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:16am
  • This WAS on FML, wasnt it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:35am
  • That is epic. Epic stupidity, but still epic.

    Submitted by AlterBoi on Jun 29, 10 at 3:19pm
  • if this is real, this is the wrong site for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:18am
  • i know ppl have probably said it but this should be on fml not here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Sounds like you've got a lot going for you. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:08am
  • Sandwich maybe. Figuring out how to work someone else's TV, finding porn, and locating lotion or lube to jerk off... all without figuring out it's not ur house?? Riiiiiiight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:29am
  • Haha, that sucks!

    Submitted by Jaffmin21 on Feb 13, 11 at 9:06pm
  • Fuckin funny!!!!!

    Submitted by bubzmeng on Oct 3, 10 at 8:54pm
  • with the "quotes" like that maybe he was drunk and at an ex's house!!! he'd know where all the food and toys are!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:20pm
  • 12:40... I don't... I only care if they r funny or not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:24am
  • Do people really care about the validity of these texts??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:40am
  • Best Day EVER!

    Submitted by honeycombz on Jun 14, 11 at 2:09pm
  • This was on FML...

    Submitted by Coolcat on Feb 28, 10 at 1:21am
  • Bet the night was totally worth it!!!

    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 19, 11 at 6:51am
  • Do you really think anyone will believe this you stupid fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:01am
  • Yeah... it may be time to quit getting trashed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:58am
  • At least they didn't taze "it" for fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:29am
  • that sucks. have a nice day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:20am
  • This is an f my life story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Mabey you should have checked to make sure it was ur house BEFORE you did that

    Submitted by zombiezshot on May 2, 10 at 12:26pm
  • Some randomguywas wacking it in my cabin so we scared the shit out of him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:36am
  • God I miss charleston, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:54pm
  • yeah! this happened to my friend once! he went into the wrong house when he was drunk looking for one of our friends and sat down at the kitchen table!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:09pm
  • if this is true tfln is gettin some heavy shit haha that sucks its in your area code 1227

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:52am
  • Your life sucks

    Submitted by tay334 on Apr 13, 11 at 11:44pm
  • maybe it was an ex-girlfriends house. . . . the "quotes" are a bit odd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:59am
  • free sandwich/porn + jerking off I'd say good night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:21am
  • Lame. Sad for you. If u wanted people tp like you, you had to add a walk of shame in there somewhere with adderol an fall asleep during a blow job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Might've been believable until the last line...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:20am
  • This could definitely be true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:47am
  • Even better if you were jerking off and making a sandwich at the same time..... Now there's talent

    Submitted by scouterjim on Mar 20, 11 at 11:53pm
  • I don't even believe thts u area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:02am
  • Wow many of the posters have obviously been drunk enough yet in their little lives. The point is he was so wasted he couldn't tell his ass from his elbow. I know of several people I know have done this shit. How the Frick did Robert Downy Jr wind up in someone's house, sleeping in a toddler bed!

    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 19, 11 at 6:55am
  • About 6 months ago a guy walked into my house slaughtered drunk at 3 am, ripped open some bread and ate it, then passed out in the hallway. So yeah this could happen.

    Submitted by Uziduze on Nov 15, 11 at 12:38am
  • Wow people are stupid! That's the only reason this is fun is it's dumb shit that people have ACTUALLY done! I could sit around and make shit like this up all day, I wanna hear shit that people actually do, not make up in there spare time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:57am
  • Not gonna lie, This happened to me. Was piss drunk and went into the wrong house and crashed out on the couch. Class 2 felony in my state.

    Submitted by jokeduder on May 4, 12 at 3:25am
  • BS u wouldn't get out the next night on a B

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:11am
  • So all-in-all a good night? You got a sammich and pulled on your dick. Later you hopefully got prison raped for putting lame fake txts on tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:09am
  • That's what ya get for being a retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:42am
  • Who the fick cares if it's real or not that's not the point it's just supposed to be funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:48pm
  • this would happen in my area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:27am
  • It sucks to be you.

    Submitted by sidman on Oct 11, 10 at 6:28am
  • I'm pretty sure this should be on FML not TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:25am
  • Could of been drunk!

    Submitted by kevin07 on May 17, 10 at 5:01am
  • A lot of these are probably fake, but this one didn't even try.

    Submitted by Dasher on Jan 15, 10 at 10:07pm
  • I guy at my work did this last year in the (603)... He got drunk and walked "home" only to awake to a woman screaming and the cops showing up shortly after. He had raided the fridge and was watching tv... He wasn't playing with himself but none the less he was charged with B&E...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:15am
  • Fake or not, still funny. If it is real I would want to know what that coke was cut with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:49am
  • I smell.......bullshit!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:35am
  • Even if this is made up it's still hilarious. Haha classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Also you wouldn't get breaking and entering. If somebody is home then it is Home Invasion and that my friend is a class X felony

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:01pm
  • Yes!! I'm not the only person who makes sandwiches in other peoples houses, that I do not know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:44am
  • You sir, suck at life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:19am
  • Do all you people just sit around arguing over if this shit is fake or not? Find a real hobby.. Or a job? I just look at the posts for fun who gives a shi tif it's fake. Stop taking all the fun out of things.. Geez!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Duse shut the fuck up, it's funny. who cares if it's real or not. soo shut up your ruining the funn. bye:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:59pm
  • Not funny. Really stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:59am
  • Massive fail. I don't believe it for a second.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Yeah I'm with 12.29 on this. One or two details fine but not ALL of them. But maybe he had a wank with the butter/mayo used for the sandwich. surely you'd realise different tv and remote. Assuming that the furniture for the whole place is layed out EXACTLY like your house and similar colours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:31am
  • Happens to me all the time...

    Submitted by 69INFERNO69 on Apr 5, 11 at 10:20pm
  • Put this on FML you dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:56am
  • My buddy walked into somebodys house slept on their couch and woke up to a guy with a shotgun in his face about to go to church. At ISU (IL State) a kid on his 21st bday did the same thing but was shot and killed or the guy had a heart attack I can't remember..otherwise this is still fake as hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:00pm
  • this is totally tragic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Of course it's fabricated. I expected to see FML. I think this person mixed ip the sites.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:04am
  • Wow I feel bad for u lolll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:51am
  • Why does this sound familiar? I wonder...

    Submitted by Jinx1313 on Feb 2, 11 at 1:33pm
  • Sounds like u deserved everything you got

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:30am
  • Neither the sammich nor the porn was free if this is real. He now has a felony arrest to deal with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:41am