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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:09am

    Lol. This could easily be true. I'm a cop. Seen this before. Well close to it

  • Submitted by xXFLYBOYXx on Mar 8, 11 at 10:22pm

    That's nice, ohh and umm I am the president, ur not a fucking cop

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:16am

    How can you make a sandwich without realizing you're in the wrong house?

    • 69 75
      Submitted by premium310 on Oct 6, 10 at 4:36am

      lots and lots of alcohol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:37pm

    sounds more like breaking and entertaining to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:40am

    Do people really care about the validity of these texts??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:29am

    Sandwich maybe. Figuring out how to work someone else's TV, finding porn, and locating lotion or lube to jerk off... all without figuring out it's not ur house?? Riiiiiiight.

  • 93 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:01am

    Do you really think anyone will believe this you stupid fuck?

  • 92 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:02pm

    This is an f my life story

  • 82 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:47am

    This could definitely be true.

  • 89 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:14am

    I was watching in court a couple of weeks ago and someone was charged with entering aa house when drunk that wasn't his, and was found pissing in the bathroom. This could well be true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:43am

    Fail. You douche. Move on to another lie.

  • 86 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:19am

    You sir, suck at life.

  • 87 94
    Submitted by zjm95 on May 15, 10 at 10:02am

    I'm guessing that's fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:31am

    Yeah I'm with 12.29 on this. One or two details fine but not ALL of them. But maybe he had a wank with the butter/mayo used for the sandwich. surely you'd realise different tv and remote. Assuming that the furniture for the whole place is layed out EXACTLY like your house and similar colours

  • 87 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:52pm

    i know ppl have probably said it but this should be on fml not here

  • 81 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:11am

    fake/wrooooong website

  • 77 78
    Submitted by bubzmeng on Oct 3, 10 at 8:54pm

    Fuckin funny!!!!!

  • 83 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:24am

    12:40... I don't... I only care if they r funny or not

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:42am

    That's what ya get for being a retard

  • 84 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:15am

    I guy at my work did this last year in the (603)... He got drunk and walked "home" only to awake to a woman screaming and the cops showing up shortly after. He had raided the fridge and was watching tv... He wasn't playing with himself but none the less he was charged with B&E...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:57am

    Wow people are stupid! That's the only reason this is fun is it's dumb shit that people have ACTUALLY done! I could sit around and make shit like this up all day, I wanna hear shit that people actually do, not make up in there spare time!

  • 81 90
    Submitted by Coolcat on Feb 28, 10 at 1:21am

    This was on FML...

  • 83 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:52am

    if this is true tfln is gettin some heavy shit haha that sucks its in your area code 1227

  • 77 83
    Submitted by sidman on Oct 11, 10 at 6:28am

    It sucks to be you.

  • 84 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:21am

    free sandwich/porn + jerking off I'd say good night

  • 76 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:44am

    Yes!! I'm not the only person who makes sandwiches in other peoples houses, that I do not know

  • 83 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:29am

    At least they didn't taze "it" for fun.

  • 79 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:20am

    Might've been believable until the last line...

  • 79 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:58am

    Yeah... it may be time to quit getting trashed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:04am

    Of course it's fabricated. I expected to see FML. I think this person mixed ip the sites.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:59am

    Not funny. Really stupid.

  • 76 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:43pm

    Lame. Sad for you. If u wanted people tp like you, you had to add a walk of shame in there somewhere with adderol an fall asleep during a blow job.

  • 78 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:21am

    The sad thing is you guys actually care if it's real or not. No livesssss.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:08am

    Sounds like you've got a lot going for you. :D

  • 79 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:20am

    that sucks. have a nice day!

  • 79 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:09pm

    This shit was in a movie!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:18am

    if this is real, this is the wrong site for it.

  • 78 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:59am

    maybe it was an ex-girlfriends house. . . . the "quotes" are a bit odd

  • 63 70
    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 1:22am

    Your so lucky u didn't get shot...

  • Submitted by Niinja on Apr 29, 10 at 10:03pm

    Tried jerking off?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:36am

    Some randomguywas wacking it in my cabin so we scared the shit out of him

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Jaffmin21 on Feb 13, 11 at 9:06pm

    Haha, that sucks!

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:27am

    this would happen in my area code.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:49am

    Fake or not, still funny. If it is real I would want to know what that coke was cut with.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Thought on Mar 23, 11 at 4:04pm

    Can I get this put on a coffee mug?

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:00pm

    this is totally tragic

  • 69 87
    Submitted by zombiezshot on May 2, 10 at 12:26pm

    Mabey you should have checked to make sure it was ur house BEFORE you did that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:13pm

    Even if this is made up it's still hilarious. Haha classic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:20pm

    with the "quotes" like that maybe he was drunk and at an ex's house!!! he'd know where all the food and toys are!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:25am

    I'm pretty sure this should be on FML not TFLN.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:09am

    So all-in-all a good night? You got a sammich and pulled on your dick. Later you hopefully got prison raped for putting lame fake txts on tfln.

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:51am

    Wow I feel bad for u lolll

  • 69 90
    Submitted by AlterBoi on Jun 29, 10 at 3:19pm

    That is epic. Epic stupidity, but still epic.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 19, 11 at 6:51am

    Bet the night was totally worth it!!!

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:48pm

    Who the fick cares if it's real or not that's not the point it's just supposed to be funny

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:35am

    This WAS on FML, wasnt it?

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:02am

    I don't even believe thts u area code

  • 67 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:00pm

    Massive fail. I don't believe it for a second.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:09pm

    yeah! this happened to my friend once! he went into the wrong house when he was drunk looking for one of our friends and sat down at the kitchen table!

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:56am

    Put this on FML you dumbass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:54pm

    God I miss charleston, lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:11am

    BS u wouldn't get out the next night on a B

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:35am

    I smell.......bullshit!!!!!

  • 53 71
    Submitted by honeycombz on Jun 14, 11 at 2:09pm

    Best Day EVER!

  • 57 80
    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 19, 11 at 6:55am

    Wow many of the posters have obviously been drunk enough yet in their little lives. The point is he was so wasted he couldn't tell his ass from his elbow. I know of several people I know have done this shit. How the Frick did Robert Downy Jr wind up in someone's house, sleeping in a toddler bed!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:01pm

    Also you wouldn't get breaking and entering. If somebody is home then it is Home Invasion and that my friend is a class X felony

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Jinx1313 on Feb 2, 11 at 1:33pm

    Why does this sound familiar? I wonder...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:00pm

    My buddy walked into somebodys house slept on their couch and woke up to a guy with a shotgun in his face about to go to church. At ISU (IL State) a kid on his 21st bday did the same thing but was shot and killed or the guy had a heart attack I can't remember..otherwise this is still fake as hell

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Uziduze on Nov 15, 11 at 12:38am

    About 6 months ago a guy walked into my house slaughtered drunk at 3 am, ripped open some bread and ate it, then passed out in the hallway. So yeah this could happen.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by tay334 on Apr 13, 11 at 11:44pm

    Your life sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:41am

    Neither the sammich nor the porn was free if this is real. He now has a felony arrest to deal with.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by scouterjim on Mar 20, 11 at 11:53pm

    Even better if you were jerking off and making a sandwich at the same time..... Now there's talent

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:27pm

    Do all you people just sit around arguing over if this shit is fake or not? Find a real hobby.. Or a job? I just look at the posts for fun who gives a shi tif it's fake. Stop taking all the fun out of things.. Geez!

  • Submitted by Dasher on Jan 15, 10 at 10:07pm

    A lot of these are probably fake, but this one didn't even try.

  • 49 77
    Submitted by 69INFERNO69 on Apr 5, 11 at 10:20pm

    Happens to me all the time...

  • 60 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:30am

    Sounds like u deserved everything you got

  • 43 66
    Submitted by jokeduder on May 4, 12 at 3:25am

    Not gonna lie, This happened to me. Was piss drunk and went into the wrong house and crashed out on the couch. Class 2 felony in my state.

  • 56 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:59pm

    Duse shut the fuck up, it's funny. who cares if it's real or not. soo shut up your ruining the funn. bye:)

  • Submitted by kevin07 on May 17, 10 at 5:01am

    Could of been drunk!