he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Ba da da da da, HE'S FUCKING IT!
Did he go down and taste your secret sauce?
It wasn't Filet-O-Fish was it?
Anybody else picture Lois in her Grimace costume?
So she's the egg mcmuffin of sex?
Don't sell yourself short girl. You at least smell like a Burger King. Maybe even a Wendy's.
Was his sauce sweet and sour?
He also felt that you fucked like a Egg McMuffin.
You supersized him
were you thinking of your chick-fil-a heaven the whole time too?
he's a keeper!
You're being a real McAsshole right now.
Doesn't anyone think that this is kinda weird..?
I love the amount of McDonald jokes on here.
he just wanted to put a little special sauce in your burger
Haha what an unhealthy turn on.
similar thing happened to me.
Cheeseburger Eddy? Who by the way is the dumbest character in a movie ever (Longest Yard).
He wanted a double McNasty.
Not exactly a compliment. You smell like grease and shame.