he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Ba da da da da, HE'S FUCKING IT!
Did he go down and taste your secret sauce?
It wasn't Filet-O-Fish was it?
Anybody else picture Lois in her Grimace costume?
So she's the egg mcmuffin of sex?
Was his sauce sweet and sour?
Don't sell yourself short girl. You at least smell like a Burger King. Maybe even a Wendy's.
He also felt that you fucked like a Egg McMuffin.
You supersized him
were you thinking of your chick-fil-a heaven the whole time too?
You're being a real McAsshole right now.
he's a keeper!
Doesn't anyone think that this is kinda weird..?
I love the amount of McDonald jokes on here.
he just wanted to put a little special sauce in your burger
Haha what an unhealthy turn on.
similar thing happened to me.
Cheeseburger Eddy? Who by the way is the dumbest character in a movie ever (Longest Yard).
He wanted a double McNasty.
Not exactly a compliment. You smell like grease and shame.