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  • 89 46
    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 7, 11 at 8:04pm

    it's easier to get forgiveness than permission...

  • 61 35
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on Jul 7, 11 at 7:30pm

    thats why you dont tell her duh

    • 50 76
      Submitted by Tpop on Jul 8, 11 at 12:24am

      Problem is she comes home the next morning lol

  • 52 42
    Submitted by EZBlAZIN on Jul 7, 11 at 8:48pm

    I think she's jealous

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Yeep on Jul 7, 11 at 6:57pm

    Yeah, that's the reason she's mad that you're breaking into her house.

  • 50 46
    Submitted by iDomeObtainer on Jul 7, 11 at 11:30pm

    Like a boss.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by lm4041 on Jul 8, 11 at 12:43am

    Switch from random girls to people she knows (her friends), you should be ok then.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by grenadewizard on Jul 7, 11 at 6:29pm

    kinda hard to believe, but i'm with her on this one lol

  • 41 41
    Submitted by MeganWillBiteYou on Jul 7, 11 at 8:42pm

    Homeless?

  • 48 62
    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Jul 7, 11 at 6:32pm

    OP is a chick. Dudes don't say "sleep with"

    • 34 46
      Submitted by Tpop on Jul 8, 11 at 12:26am

      I am a chick thanks

      • 36 59
        Submitted by ShotTheSheriff on Jul 8, 11 at 8:52am

        I a dude & you can use my crib if you want. I'm going to be away soon I'll tell you where the key is hidden... No need to be concerned about all the blinking-red night lights in the bedroom.

        • 37 51
          Submitted by Tpop on Jul 9, 11 at 10:20am

          Oh thanks appreciate it haha

  • 45 58
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 7, 11 at 4:25pm

    She only wants you to have sex with random girls when she's home. So she can watch. Disturbing.

  • 35 43
    Submitted by motorteeth on Jul 8, 11 at 8:05am

    Felonious AND irresponsible. If you pissed in her sink it would-be a trifecta.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Jul 7, 11 at 9:53pm

    R u stoopid or just stoopid?