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  • Submitted by raylealadee on Apr 5, 11 at 3:39pm

    Nom while naked!

  • Submitted by economizer on Apr 5, 11 at 4:17pm

    Pussy tastes great, but it's less filling.

  • Submitted by Nasty on Apr 5, 11 at 7:23pm

    Let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin...

  • Submitted by Phys on Apr 5, 11 at 5:05pm

    Here's a thought, eat a bigger breakfast. Problem solved

    • Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 5, 11 at 5:58pm

      Maybe small is the only size she has to work with?

  • Submitted by woopigsooie on Apr 5, 11 at 11:31pm

    start swallowing

  • Submitted by GX22Hellboy on Apr 5, 11 at 3:41pm

    Hot dogs, tuna Salad, some home made dressing. I don't think you would hungry

  • Submitted by ninjaman181 on Apr 5, 11 at 10:55pm

    Cock-meat samwiches. Twice the taste, half the calories.

  • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 5, 11 at 4:18pm

    man up and bring a snack. a lot of dudes (or dudettes) would kill for that

  • Submitted by colan08 on Apr 5, 11 at 3:45pm

    So it's safe to assume there was no foreplay...?

  • Submitted by jasonstraka on Apr 5, 11 at 11:54pm

    Way to represent Houston..

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    Submitted by bellaconstrictor on Apr 18, 11 at 9:55am

    Take a few "protein shots" to fill you up.

  • Submitted by BABY_IM_BLONDE on Apr 5, 11 at 11:30pm

    Have her feed you while you're fucking her...

  • Submitted by mytwocents on Apr 6, 11 at 12:24am

    Snap into a slimjim!!!

  • Submitted by grapemist on Apr 6, 11 at 12:39am

    Try some eatable underwear, it's made for these kinds of things

  • Submitted by squirrel1515 on Apr 12, 11 at 2:54pm

    if your not doing both.. ur making a mistake

  • Submitted by GOV on Apr 6, 11 at 10:17am

    Just need to be able to multitask.

  • Submitted by redrumEternal999 on Apr 5, 11 at 7:30pm

    Lol and that is y Houston is fat...(that's a H-town #)

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      Submitted by firsty on Apr 5, 11 at 10:38pm

      They're fat because they skip lunch? I think you need to eat more pretzels :)

  • Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 5, 11 at 10:17pm

    Why don't you eat a sandwich while having sex??? Duh

  • Submitted by tbomber on Apr 5, 11 at 7:50pm

    you need to take a good long look at your priorities in life.

  • Submitted by thatdisneygirl on Apr 9, 11 at 1:10pm


  • Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 6, 11 at 10:20am

    It's called multitasking... Duh

  • Submitted by Ariciobaur on Apr 6, 11 at 1:51am

    Bahahah I know how you feel!