I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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Nom while naked!
Let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin...
Pussy tastes great, but it's less filling.
Here's a thought, eat a bigger breakfast. Problem solved
Maybe small is the only size she has to work with?
Hot dogs, tuna Salad, some home made dressing. I don't think you would hungry
dont think you would hungry...
Cock-meat samwiches. Twice the taste, half the calories.
So it's safe to assume there was no foreplay...?
man up and bring a snack. a lot of dudes (or dudettes) would kill for that
Take a few "protein shots" to fill you up.
Way to represent Houston..
Snap into a slimjim!!!
Have her feed you while you're fucking her...
if your not doing both.. ur making a mistake
Try some eatable underwear, it's made for these kinds of things
you need to take a good long look at your priorities in life.
Why don't you eat a sandwich while having sex??? Duh
Lol and that is y Houston is fat...(that's a H-town #)
They're fat because they skip lunch? I think you need to eat more pretzels :)
Just need to be able to multitask.
It's called multitasking... Duh
Bahahah I know how you feel!