His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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The three words to use in order to get on tfln: hypothetically, literally, proceeding.
Don't forget "apparently"
That high or drunk, waited until "" to loose their virginity...
I don't care about the measurement...what I want to know is: How and why did your foot become your penis measurement device?
didn't have a ruler....had to get creative
9 in girl shoe sizes is only like a 6 or 7 in men's shoes
just a little kick in the cunt..a kick in the cunt? A KICK IN THE CUNT
I want a dick that big! Ha
that's only 6 inches give or take that's average
Sorry nunu, a woman's 9 is 10 inches.
bummer 2 Inches short
whoever said men and women's sizes are the same is an idiot. In U.S. sizes a women's size 9 is only a 7 1/2 in men's usually.
@donkeylipps her forearm would be the same size as her foot
My dick is 3 and a half inches!!!
...toddler shoe size two or there abouts
I'm cursed with a dick that big everyday! I'll let anyone that wants to play with it anytime
this is by far one of my favorite TFLN ever
happy to help :)
Posted by someone who likely pronounces the word as "lit'rally". Wrong and wrong.
no i don't pronounce it like that but nice try
where can i find this dick?
I got ur size 9 right here.
Just wait till you kick yourself in the ass!
Measuring with your mouth is more reliable... ;)
The only reason why she made the measurement with her foot- footjob ^_^ (need oil for that though)
Probably the first time this girl saw a dick. Used her twelve year old foot to measure because she or he has a foot fetish.
In women's that's right at 7 inches. If she said it was bigger than her forearm... That might be something to brag about
Where the fuck did you figure that out? A womans size 9 is 10 inches. I wear an 8 and my feet are just over 9.5". Obviously you are either a man or a female that can't read a ruler against your own foot. Try again.
actually, your forearm is almost exactly the size of your foot. Try it out - it's true.
Literally? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Can we all agree jackierocks is an idiot? Mens and women's are NOT the same size jackass.
Am I the only one that thinks a size 9 in women's shoes is gigantic!?
Hah. its not really that big. but I'm also a men's size 15 on a good day... bad days I'm a sixteen
i think it is too!!! but i have lil baby feet for a girl i wear a 3 and a 1/2 in kids and im 19 lol
thats so creepy lmao
moron, they are the same sizes in mens and womens! go try on a mans show in your size...idiot.
pretty sure you're the moron if you can't spell the word "shoe"
girls and mens sizes are the same. whoever wrote they are different is a monon. go to the mens section if you dont believe me
No, Assclown, a women's size 9 is approximately a men's 7. There is a reason everyone and their mother has corrected you.\n\nP.S.: It's "moron," moron.