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  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 24, 11 at 5:00pm

    The three words to use in order to get on tfln: hypothetically, literally, proceeding.

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      Submitted by pittgal228 on Nov 24, 11 at 11:15pm

      Don't forget "apparently"

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 25, 11 at 2:06am

        That high or drunk, waited until "" to loose their virginity...

  • Submitted by WesPip on Nov 24, 11 at 4:39pm

    (not literally)

  • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 24, 11 at 5:20pm

    9 in girl shoe sizes is only like a 6 or 7 in men's shoes

  • Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 25, 11 at 2:03am

    I don't care about the measurement...what I want to know is: How and why did your foot become your penis measurement device?

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      Submitted by bustygusty11 on Nov 26, 11 at 3:29pm

      didn't have a ruler....had to get creative

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    Submitted by redsox985 on Nov 25, 11 at 12:39am

    Cunt punt?

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 24, 11 at 8:51pm

    just a little kick in the cunt..a kick in the cunt? A KICK IN THE CUNT

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    Submitted by preppygirl on Nov 24, 11 at 8:50pm

    where can i find this dick?

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    Submitted by pinkelephant7 on Nov 24, 11 at 8:25pm

    @donkeylipps her forearm would be the same size as her foot

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    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Nov 24, 11 at 5:05pm

    Posted by someone who likely pronounces the word as "lit'rally". Wrong and wrong.

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      Submitted by bustygusty11 on Nov 26, 11 at 3:37pm

      no i don't pronounce it like that but nice try

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    Submitted by jjwats123 on Nov 25, 11 at 12:49am

    My dick is 3 and a half inches!!!

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 25, 11 at 2:04am

      ...toddler shoe size two or there abouts

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      Submitted by MrOrigin on Nov 26, 11 at 12:07am

      thats sad

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    Submitted by TheRealMayMay on Nov 25, 11 at 1:41pm

    Can we all agree jackierocks is an idiot? Mens and women's are NOT the same size jackass.

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    Submitted by calsul19 on Nov 24, 11 at 10:07pm

    this is by far one of my favorite TFLN ever

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    Submitted by sweny3 on Nov 25, 11 at 1:24am

    whoever said men and women's sizes are the same is an idiot. In U.S. sizes a women's size 9 is only a 7 1/2 in men's usually.

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    Submitted by 3one3 on Nov 24, 11 at 9:03pm

    I got ur size 9 right here.

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    Submitted by bs76 on Nov 24, 11 at 11:26pm

    I'm cursed with a dick that big everyday! I'll let anyone that wants to play with it anytime

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    Submitted by aalk101 on Nov 24, 11 at 5:55pm

    I want a dick that big! Ha

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 24, 11 at 6:11pm

      that's only 6 inches give or take that's average

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        Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 24, 11 at 9:26pm

        Sorry nunu, a woman's 9 is 10 inches.

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          Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 25, 11 at 2:09am

          bummer 2 Inches short

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    Submitted by uchicago on Nov 26, 11 at 10:04pm

    Measuring with your mouth is more reliable... ;)

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    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 25, 12 at 5:48pm

    Just wait till you kick yourself in the ass!

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    Submitted by MileHighMan on Nov 29, 11 at 3:01pm

    Probably the first time this girl saw a dick. Used her twelve year old foot to measure because she or he has a foot fetish.

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    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Nov 25, 11 at 10:17pm

    The only reason why she made the measurement with her foot- footjob ^_^ (need oil for that though)

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    Submitted by LaPalomina on Nov 28, 11 at 11:53pm

    Literally? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    Submitted by sarahgober on Nov 24, 11 at 11:59pm

    Am I the only one that thinks a size 9 in women's shoes is gigantic!?

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      Submitted by netshark993 on Nov 25, 11 at 8:53am

      Hah. its not really that big. but I'm also a men's size 15 on a good day... bad days I'm a sixteen

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      Submitted by 1TrackminD on Nov 25, 11 at 9:36am

      i think it is too!!! but i have lil baby feet for a girl i wear a 3 and a 1/2 in kids and im 19 lol

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        Submitted by razeeel on Dec 1, 11 at 6:17pm

        thats so creepy lmao

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 24, 11 at 7:20pm

    In women's that's right at 7 inches. If she said it was bigger than her forearm... That might be something to brag about

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      Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 24, 11 at 9:25pm

      Where the fuck did you figure that out? A womans size 9 is 10 inches. I wear an 8 and my feet are just over 9.5". Obviously you are either a man or a female that can't read a ruler against your own foot. Try again.

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      Submitted by keepinitreal on Nov 27, 11 at 5:39pm

      actually, your forearm is almost exactly the size of your foot. Try it out - it's true.

  • Submitted by jackierocks on Nov 24, 11 at 11:35pm

    moron, they are the same sizes in mens and womens! go try on a mans show in your size...idiot.

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      Submitted by glitterpuke on Nov 25, 11 at 5:18pm

      pretty sure you're the moron if you can't spell the word "shoe"

  • Submitted by jackierocks on Nov 24, 11 at 11:34pm

    girls and mens sizes are the same. whoever wrote they are different is a monon. go to the mens section if you dont believe me

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      Submitted by godzirra on Nov 26, 11 at 4:37am

      No, Assclown, a women's size 9 is approximately a men's 7. There is a reason everyone and their mother has corrected you.\n\nP.S.: It's "moron," moron.