His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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The three words to use in order to get on tfln: hypothetically, literally, proceeding.
Don't forget "apparently"
That high or drunk, waited until "" to loose their virginity...
I don't care about the measurement...what I want to know is: How and why did your foot become your penis measurement device?
didn't have a ruler....had to get creative
My dick is 3 and a half inches!!!
...toddler shoe size two or there abouts
9 in girl shoe sizes is only like a 6 or 7 in men's shoes
just a little kick in the cunt..a kick in the cunt? A KICK IN THE CUNT
I want a dick that big! Ha
that's only 6 inches give or take that's average
Sorry nunu, a woman's 9 is 10 inches.
bummer 2 Inches short
whoever said men and women's sizes are the same is an idiot. In U.S. sizes a women's size 9 is only a 7 1/2 in men's usually.
@donkeylipps her forearm would be the same size as her foot
this is by far one of my favorite TFLN ever
happy to help :)
I'm cursed with a dick that big everyday! I'll let anyone that wants to play with it anytime
Just wait till you kick yourself in the ass!
Posted by someone who likely pronounces the word as "lit'rally". Wrong and wrong.
no i don't pronounce it like that but nice try
I got ur size 9 right here.
Measuring with your mouth is more reliable... ;)
where can i find this dick?
The only reason why she made the measurement with her foot- footjob ^_^ (need oil for that though)
In women's that's right at 7 inches. If she said it was bigger than her forearm... That might be something to brag about
Where the fuck did you figure that out? A womans size 9 is 10 inches. I wear an 8 and my feet are just over 9.5". Obviously you are either a man or a female that can't read a ruler against your own foot. Try again.
actually, your forearm is almost exactly the size of your foot. Try it out - it's true.
Probably the first time this girl saw a dick. Used her twelve year old foot to measure because she or he has a foot fetish.
Literally? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Can we all agree jackierocks is an idiot? Mens and women's are NOT the same size jackass.
moron, they are the same sizes in mens and womens! go try on a mans show in your size...idiot.
pretty sure you're the moron if you can't spell the word "shoe"
Am I the only one that thinks a size 9 in women's shoes is gigantic!?
Hah. its not really that big. but I'm also a men's size 15 on a good day... bad days I'm a sixteen
i think it is too!!! but i have lil baby feet for a girl i wear a 3 and a 1/2 in kids and im 19 lol
thats so creepy lmao
girls and mens sizes are the same. whoever wrote they are different is a monon. go to the mens section if you dont believe me
No, Assclown, a women's size 9 is approximately a men's 7. There is a reason everyone and their mother has corrected you.\n\nP.S.: It's "moron," moron.