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  • The three words to use in order to get on tfln: hypothetically, literally, proceeding.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 24, 11 at 5:00pm
  • (not literally)

    Submitted by WesPip on Nov 24, 11 at 4:39pm
  • I don't care about the measurement...what I want to know is: How and why did your foot become your penis measurement device?

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 25, 11 at 2:03am
  • 9 in girl shoe sizes is only like a 6 or 7 in men's shoes

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 24, 11 at 5:20pm
  • just a little kick in the cunt..a kick in the cunt? A KICK IN THE CUNT

    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 24, 11 at 8:51pm
  • I want a dick that big! Ha

    Submitted by aalk101 on Nov 24, 11 at 5:55pm
  • My dick is 3 and a half inches!!!

    Submitted by jjwats123 on Nov 25, 11 at 12:49am
  • whoever said men and women's sizes are the same is an idiot. In U.S. sizes a women's size 9 is only a 7 1/2 in men's usually.

    Submitted by sweny3 on Nov 25, 11 at 1:24am
  • @donkeylipps her forearm would be the same size as her foot

    Submitted by pinkelephant7 on Nov 24, 11 at 8:25pm
  • I'm cursed with a dick that big everyday! I'll let anyone that wants to play with it anytime

    Submitted by bs76 on Nov 24, 11 at 11:26pm
  • this is by far one of my favorite TFLN ever

    Submitted by calsul19 on Nov 24, 11 at 10:07pm
  • Cunt punt?

    Submitted by redsox985 on Nov 25, 11 at 12:39am
  • Posted by someone who likely pronounces the word as "lit'rally". Wrong and wrong.

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Nov 24, 11 at 5:05pm
  • Measuring with your mouth is more reliable... ;)

    Submitted by uchicago on Nov 26, 11 at 10:04pm
  • where can i find this dick?

    Submitted by preppygirl on Nov 24, 11 at 8:50pm
  • Just wait till you kick yourself in the ass!

    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 25, 12 at 5:48pm
  • I got ur size 9 right here.

    Submitted by 3one3 on Nov 24, 11 at 9:03pm
  • The only reason why she made the measurement with her foot- footjob ^_^ (need oil for that though)

    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Nov 25, 11 at 10:17pm
  • In women's that's right at 7 inches. If she said it was bigger than her forearm... That might be something to brag about

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 24, 11 at 7:20pm
    • Where the fuck did you figure that out? A womans size 9 is 10 inches. I wear an 8 and my feet are just over 9.5". Obviously you are either a man or a female that can't read a ruler against your own foot. Try again.

      Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 24, 11 at 9:25pm
    • actually, your forearm is almost exactly the size of your foot. Try it out - it's true.

      Submitted by keepinitreal on Nov 27, 11 at 5:39pm
  • Probably the first time this girl saw a dick. Used her twelve year old foot to measure because she or he has a foot fetish.

    Submitted by MileHighMan on Nov 29, 11 at 3:01pm
  • Literally? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Submitted by LaPalomina on Nov 28, 11 at 11:53pm
  • Can we all agree jackierocks is an idiot? Mens and women's are NOT the same size jackass.

    Submitted by TheRealMayMay on Nov 25, 11 at 1:41pm
  • moron, they are the same sizes in mens and womens! go try on a mans show in your size...idiot.

    Submitted by jackierocks on Nov 24, 11 at 11:35pm
    • pretty sure you're the moron if you can't spell the word "shoe"

      Submitted by glitterpuke on Nov 25, 11 at 5:18pm
  • Am I the only one that thinks a size 9 in women's shoes is gigantic!?

    Submitted by sarahgober on Nov 24, 11 at 11:59pm
    • Hah. its not really that big. but I'm also a men's size 15 on a good day... bad days I'm a sixteen

      Submitted by netshark993 on Nov 25, 11 at 8:53am
    • i think it is too!!! but i have lil baby feet for a girl i wear a 3 and a 1/2 in kids and im 19 lol

      Submitted by 1TrackminD on Nov 25, 11 at 9:36am
  • girls and mens sizes are the same. whoever wrote they are different is a monon. go to the mens section if you dont believe me

    Submitted by jackierocks on Nov 24, 11 at 11:34pm
    • No, Assclown, a women's size 9 is approximately a men's 7. There is a reason everyone and their mother has corrected you.\n\nP.S.: It's "moron," moron.

      Submitted by godzirra on Nov 26, 11 at 4:37am