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  • ...omg seriously? maybe he made it up on purpose or maybe, just maybe it's a text someone else sent him. the general concept of the site is to post texts you have found on your phone, nowhere does it claim all texts MUST speak the truth. people on this site take this way too seriously, it's annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:13am
  • hey! sumtimes i get morning wood after i wake karmas way to telling me: "haha fucker now u can't pee" -_-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:05pm
  • Yeah this is so fake, when ever do you get morning wood after you wake up?!? If you would have flipped your dick over it would have said "Montana"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:58am
  • Morning wood doesn't kick in after you wake up... Faaaaaaaake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:44am
  • i dont always have the wood right when i wake up. jamie and adanm have done tests and confirmed this myth to be plausible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:34pm
  • Correction, if you penis scrunches like an accordion to hide two N's, you have a serious problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:51am
  • this site jumped the shark

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:47am
  • 11:30 and 2:44, I agree with 11:33, and btw, he/she is not retarded if you people wanna call bullshit on stories, go to fmylife where the stories are supposed to be real. these are simply texts, like they said, it does not claim these are true in any way so why don't you shut it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:49pm
  • BULLSHIT. Its impossible for you not to see the middle letters unless your dick is like an accordian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:21am
  • who gives a fuck about statistics and shit 99.9% of people who visit this site feel the need to whine about everything. im whining right now.. point proven!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Actuall what the chick was saying he was small... There was an NNA missing and also it all dependss how big it was written.. Dumbshit!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:19am
  • HELL YEAH 412!!!! <333333

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:32pm
  • ya retard your grampa was telling the same joke. wait until your old enough to drink you will learn better ones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Wow I got this text from an ex boyfriend who Is trying to make me jealous just worded differently damn this Hannah gets around lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:06am
  • 12:59/11:33 - 11:30 didn't say that you were talking about anonymity genius...they were referring to the fact that this site makes you anonymous, but that's no excuse for being stupid just wanted to clear that up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:44pm
  • awww. if two n's were the only extension missing from your penis when it gets hard that must mean your pretty small ): sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:40am
  • 11:24 74% of all statistics are made up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:41am
  • 11:13 - Anonymity is no excuse for being a fucking retard,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:30am
  • it hid 2 n's and an a.... but yeah.... folds in a limpie deep enough to take half the name away? eep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Ahahaaa dude Thats awsome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:00pm
  • i still thought it was funny...stop analyzing the texts and just laugh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:29am
  • 98% of texts here are fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:24am
  • 11:30, I never said anything about anonymity, I just said that it does not say anywhere that this or any other text on this site must speak the truth. -11:13

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:59pm
  • it probably says HaH HaH. the H's just look like N's due to the shribble effect. Now when you play with yourself you can say you pulled a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 11:06pm
  • 1:05 funniest shit ever lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:16pm
  • i call bullshit, as well... sorry bro. you made this up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:19am
  • Haha she must have been good for you to let her autograph your trouser snake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:55am
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