woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
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...omg seriously? maybe he made it up on purpose or maybe, just maybe it's a text someone else sent him. the general concept of the site is to post texts you have found on your phone, nowhere does it claim all texts MUST speak the truth.
people on this site take this way too seriously, it's annoying.
hey! sumtimes i get morning wood after i wake
karmas way to telling me:
"haha fucker now u can't pee"
Yeah this is so fake, when ever do you get morning wood after you wake up?!? If you would have flipped your dick over it would have said "Montana"
i dont always have the wood right when i wake up. jamie and adanm have done tests and confirmed this myth to be plausible.
Correction, if you penis scrunches like an accordion to hide two N's, you have a serious problem
this site jumped the shark
Morning wood doesn't kick in after you wake up... Faaaaaaaake
11:30 and 2:44, I agree with 11:33, and btw, he/she is not retarded
if you people wanna call bullshit on stories, go to fmylife where the stories are supposed to be real. these are simply texts, like they said, it does not claim these are true in any way so why don't you shut it.
BULLSHIT. Its impossible for you not to see the middle letters unless your dick is like an accordian
who gives a fuck about statistics and shit
99.9% of people who visit this site feel the need to whine about everything.
im whining right now.. point proven!
HELL YEAH 412!!!! <333333
ya retard your grampa was telling the same joke. wait until your old enough to drink you will learn better ones
11:30 didn't say that you were talking about anonymity genius...they were referring to the fact that this site makes you anonymous, but that's no excuse for being stupid
just wanted to clear that up
awww. if two n's were the only extension missing from your penis when it gets hard that must mean your pretty small ): sorry.
Ahahaaa dude Thats awsome
Wow I got this text from an ex boyfriend who Is trying to make me jealous just worded differently damn this Hannah gets around lol
Actuall what the chick was saying he was small... There was an NNA missing and also it all dependss how big it was written.. Dumbshit!!
11:24 74% of all statistics are made up
it hid 2 n's and an a.... but yeah.... folds in a limpie deep enough to take half the name away? eep.
i still thought it was funny...stop analyzing the texts and just laugh!
11:13 - Anonymity is no excuse for being a fucking retard,
98% of texts here are fake
11:30, I never said anything about anonymity, I just said that it does not say anywhere that this or any other text on this site must speak the truth.
it probably says HaH HaH. the H's just look like N's due to the shribble effect. Now when you play with yourself you can say you pulled a joke
i call bullshit, as well... sorry bro. you made this up.
Haha she must have been good for you to let her autograph your trouser snake
1:05 funniest shit ever lol