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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:13am

    ...omg seriously? maybe he made it up on purpose or maybe, just maybe it's a text someone else sent him. the general concept of the site is to post texts you have found on your phone, nowhere does it claim all texts MUST speak the truth. people on this site take this way too seriously, it's annoying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:58am

    Yeah this is so fake, when ever do you get morning wood after you wake up?!? If you would have flipped your dick over it would have said "Montana"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:05pm

    hey! sumtimes i get morning wood after i wake karmas way to telling me: "haha fucker now u can't pee" -_-

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:51am

    Correction, if you penis scrunches like an accordion to hide two N's, you have a serious problem

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:34pm

    i dont always have the wood right when i wake up. jamie and adanm have done tests and confirmed this myth to be plausible.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:44am

    Morning wood doesn't kick in after you wake up... Faaaaaaaake

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:47am

    this site jumped the shark

  • 88 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:32pm

    HELL YEAH 412!!!! <333333

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:30pm

    who gives a fuck about statistics and shit 99.9% of people who visit this site feel the need to whine about everything. im whining right now.. point proven!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:59pm

    11:30, I never said anything about anonymity, I just said that it does not say anywhere that this or any other text on this site must speak the truth. -11:13

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:44pm

    12:59/11:33 - 11:30 didn't say that you were talking about anonymity genius...they were referring to the fact that this site makes you anonymous, but that's no excuse for being stupid just wanted to clear that up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:19am

    Actuall what the chick was saying he was small... There was an NNA missing and also it all dependss how big it was written.. Dumbshit!!

  • 88 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:00pm

    Ahahaaa dude Thats awsome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:49pm

    11:30 and 2:44, I agree with 11:33, and btw, he/she is not retarded if you people wanna call bullshit on stories, go to fmylife where the stories are supposed to be real. these are simply texts, like they said, it does not claim these are true in any way so why don't you shut it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:29am

    i still thought it was funny...stop analyzing the texts and just laugh!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:52pm

    it hid 2 n's and an a.... but yeah.... folds in a limpie deep enough to take half the name away? eep.

  • 84 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:21am

    BULLSHIT. Its impossible for you not to see the middle letters unless your dick is like an accordian

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:39pm

    ya retard your grampa was telling the same joke. wait until your old enough to drink you will learn better ones

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 11:06pm

    Classic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:06am

    Wow I got this text from an ex boyfriend who Is trying to make me jealous just worded differently damn this Hannah gets around lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:55am

    Haha she must have been good for you to let her autograph your trouser snake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:24am

    98% of texts here are fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:41am

    11:24 74% of all statistics are made up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:40am

    awww. if two n's were the only extension missing from your penis when it gets hard that must mean your pretty small ): sorry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:16pm

    1:05 funniest shit ever lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:19am

    i call bullshit, as well... sorry bro. you made this up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:30am

    11:13 - Anonymity is no excuse for being a fucking retard,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:28pm

    it probably says HaH HaH. the H's just look like N's due to the shribble effect. Now when you play with yourself you can say you pulled a joke