I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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But by extension of your own logic, wouldn't you have already had your burrito for the day as well? Unless you went with the tacos...
I don't condone cheating or being the "other woman" but that's fucking hilarious lmao
And you were surprised when you found out all he had was a Vienna Sasuage?