I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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But by extension of your own logic, wouldn't you have already had your burrito for the day as well? Unless you went with the tacos...
And you were surprised when you found out all he had was a Vienna Sasuage?
I don't condone cheating or being the "other woman" but that's fucking hilarious lmao