You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
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How about you whip it out and I get a ruler?? They don't lie either...
Give it a rest, n just hop on the scale fatty
Haha genius or dumbA ss??
Once that scale weight shows up the whiskey goggle 8 turns to a 4 real quick
As a general rule I never ask a woman how much she weighs but this def deserves points for creativity
Thatzwhatshesaid is a little on the chunky side I bet
^ I sense a scorned fatty ^
Where did this happen? In the bar or at the party? Amazing there's a scale ready to go!
@captainoaks - exactly my point, apparently I'm not the only one who senses a scorned fatty.
she's just mad she's not a buttered fatty
....and then she slapped you, and you went home with your hand
Thatzwhatshesaid is dead on! If any guy wants to critique my weight, he better be good looking with a big dick. Just saying
Best. Countermeasure. Ever.
awesome!! this should be the standard for drunk one night stands
AND THEN YOU FUCKED HER ANYWAY