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  • How about you whip it out and I get a ruler?? They don't lie either...

    Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Jan 24, 12 at 5:51pm
  • Haha genius or dumbA ss??

    Submitted by 830_210 on Jan 24, 12 at 3:22pm
  • Once that scale weight shows up the whiskey goggle 8 turns to a 4 real quick

    Submitted by ck24 on Jan 24, 12 at 4:01pm
  • As a general rule I never ask a woman how much she weighs but this def deserves points for creativity

    Submitted by Phys on Jan 24, 12 at 8:36pm
  • Thatzwhatshesaid is a little on the chunky side I bet

    Submitted by captainoaks on Jan 25, 12 at 8:40am
  • ^ I sense a scorned fatty ^

    Submitted by lilkymama on Jan 24, 12 at 6:11pm
  • ....and then she slapped you, and you went home with your hand

    Submitted by YeahReally on Jan 24, 12 at 10:18pm
  • Where did this happen? In the bar or at the party? Amazing there's a scale ready to go!

    Submitted by haynay23 on Jan 24, 12 at 7:24pm
  • @captainoaks - exactly my point, apparently I'm not the only one who senses a scorned fatty.

    Submitted by lilkymama on Jan 25, 12 at 2:54pm
    • she's just mad she's not a buttered fatty

      Submitted by reeln on Jan 25, 12 at 5:48pm
  • Best. Countermeasure. Ever.

    Submitted by DP24 on Jan 24, 12 at 4:20pm
  • Thatzwhatshesaid is dead on! If any guy wants to critique my weight, he better be good looking with a big dick. Just saying

    Submitted by dynasty55 on Jan 25, 12 at 10:51am
  • awesome!! this should be the standard for drunk one night stands

    Submitted by tommyboy20 on Jan 25, 12 at 8:00am
  • AND THEN YOU FUCKED HER ANYWAY

    Submitted by D71 on Jan 25, 12 at 7:35am
  • Epic!

    Submitted by mattmac91 on Jan 24, 12 at 3:35pm