You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
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How about you whip it out and I get a ruler?? They don't lie either...
Give it a rest, n just hop on the scale fatty
Haha genius or dumbA ss??
Once that scale weight shows up the whiskey goggle 8 turns to a 4 real quick
As a general rule I never ask a woman how much she weighs but this def deserves points for creativity
Thatzwhatshesaid is a little on the chunky side I bet
^ I sense a scorned fatty ^
Where did this happen? In the bar or at the party? Amazing there's a scale ready to go!
Thatzwhatshesaid is dead on! If any guy wants to critique my weight, he better be good looking with a big dick. Just saying
....and then she slapped you, and you went home with your hand
@captainoaks - exactly my point, apparently I'm not the only one who senses a scorned fatty.
she's just mad she's not a buttered fatty
Best. Countermeasure. Ever.
awesome!! this should be the standard for drunk one night stands
AND THEN YOU FUCKED HER ANYWAY