Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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arguing with your sister is pretty childish man
"You do, Daddy...and ya owe me a full pack of Marlboros"
its not something that can be captured like a Pokemon
Damn, I was gonna go with "that must've been an awkward family car ride" but you guys beat me to the incest jokes.
And then aparently my mom played the full censored album of jay-z's blueprint
That was 27 years ago, quit it, just quit it.
You got the lyrics wrong again. It should be "like a virgin"