Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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arguing with your sister is pretty childish man
"You do, Daddy...and ya owe me a full pack of Marlboros"
Damn, I was gonna go with "that must've been an awkward family car ride" but you guys beat me to the incest jokes.
its not something that can be captured like a Pokemon
And then aparently my mom played the full censored album of jay-z's blueprint
That was 27 years ago, quit it, just quit it.
You got the lyrics wrong again. It should be "like a virgin"