Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
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lmao!!! check for holes first... duh
Can someone tell me why guys masturbate into socks? Is it because of the friction, or because it works as a goo trap?
fuckin dumbass. check for holes next time!
This make me want to see the other 75 life lessons!!
haha dumbass. probably took it to the eye. OR MOUTH
Next time you jerk off int a sock also make sure it's a dirty one so you don't put it on by mistake the next day!
Yeaaaah... genius epiphany.
haha i have done this.. lol
To Ppl who say "there's already a hole in it" - don't be a smartass, ur not funny
hahaha this made my day
lol there's always a hole in it or else how could you get your cock/foot in?
@6:28 - goo trap. and for throwing
Make a book of your other life lessons, for example: leaving water bottles with vodka in them where younger siblings can get them, no matter how crafty you are
well when you think about it every sock needs at least one hole in it to begin with... sure you put the sock on properly?
That's just gross, man.