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  • lmao!!! check for holes first... duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Can someone tell me why guys masturbate into socks? Is it because of the friction, or because it works as a goo trap?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:28pm
  • fuckin dumbass. check for holes next time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:50pm
  • This make me want to see the other 75 life lessons!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:49pm
  • haha dumbass. probably took it to the eye. OR MOUTH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:37pm
  • Next time you jerk off int a sock also make sure it's a dirty one so you don't put it on by mistake the next day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:05am
  • Yeaaaah... genius epiphany.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:05pm
  • haha i have done this.. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:11am
  • To Ppl who say "there's already a hole in it" - don't be a smartass, ur not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:09am
  • hahaha this made my day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:47pm
  • lol there's always a hole in it or else how could you get your cock/foot in?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:12pm
  • @6:28 - goo trap. and for throwing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Make a book of your other life lessons, for example: leaving water bottles with vodka in them where younger siblings can get them, no matter how crafty you are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:33am
  • well when you think about it every sock needs at least one hole in it to begin with... sure you put the sock on properly?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:48am
  • That's just gross, man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:58am