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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:10pm

    I wish I could "bad night" this 70 times for you.

    • Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 2:54am

      you should have asked to join, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:18am

    if i were you, i would have said "your credit card was rejected"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:26am

    I'm sorry..that is fucking terrible. If you texted me that I'd buy you a shot at the bar. Hell, make it two.

    • Submitted by norml420 on Apr 24, 10 at 8:27am

      no way after that you just need a bottle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:17pm

    There should be a 'worst night ever' button. That is like taking a bullet. Sorry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:38pm

    3:39, i'm a 22 year old woman who does NOT have a dry vag but warming lube is REALLY good during sex. maybe you should try being a bit more experimental.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:18pm

    3:10, think about who the primary users of this site are. Probably people between the ages of 16 and 23 mostly. A lot of teenagers work at check stands. And Beyonce sucks anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:03am

    omg that's awful...glad it happened to you and not me. lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:33pm

    Whats for dessert? ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:44pm

    lube is also great for jerking your boyfriend during foreplay. it aint good if it aint sliding

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:18am

    who knows? she could've needed the icing for a cake?

    • Submitted by mrMe on Jul 8, 10 at 2:54am

      and condoms to blow and use for decorating the room instead of the baloons?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:06pm

    "wow, where do you live where there is only one store??????? obviously that was on purpose" Clearly you have never been to the 863. :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:51pm

    Sounds like she is baking a cock-cake and her vagina is the oven.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:16pm

    Giggity Giggity alllllllll riiiiiight!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:01pm

    when you work at a sex shop thats bound to happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:44am

    3:39 obviosly has an extrmely small cack. eliminating the need for lube

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:14am

    3:39... you should look into the workings of the vagina. every woman is different (dry/wet) and some just enjoy a little extra lubrication. OP: this is probably more than a bad night if you still have feelings for you the ex. i vote for you quitting your job

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:19pm

    I managed a spencers for a while and that's happened to me plenty of times. Never made me bitter though, I've even helped ex gfs pick out vibrators. They always go for the one I say is closest to mine lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:46pm

    Of course she's your ex...you work as a cashier, you deserved it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:05pm

    word up! 8:38 thats whats up! f'n love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:32pm

    awww thats okay she doesnt know what shes missing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:57pm

    wow, where do you live where there is only one store??????? obviously that was on purpose

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:36am

    So, which one was the impulse purchase?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:44pm

    PUaHAhahS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:45pm

    Deff on fml

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:07pm

    Oh my god..... No "first" posts....No "FAKE" posts.....Whats happening?

  • Submitted by youngmoney1 on Jun 14, 10 at 3:20am

    Niggah! $(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:00am

    she must have been in for a good night =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:37am

    FAIL!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:16pm

    sry... that has to be the worst

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:51pm

    Ahaha... I've had that experience before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:40pm

    all of these posts and no one has postulated maybe she's just being psycho i wanna make you jealous ex? i'm surprised. i have NO idea what the case is, but all i know about this thread is that the young one who's wondering about why a vagina needs lube makes me smile- he may never learn.

    • Submitted by MajorJohnson on Apr 12, 11 at 1:35pm

      Even if the vag doesnt "need it", it is still fun to use. :) my $ 0.02.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:15pm

    try hanging out with two of your gfs exs severals times and just find out!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:23am

    Awww that really would suck :( Poor you!!

  • Submitted by maxarama on Apr 21, 10 at 11:34pm

    This is on fml WTF??!!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:40am

    Oh that sucks ass! And are you getting any if not damn that's worse

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:22am

    Yea that must have been a great Incounter.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:01pm

    I bet the ex is lookin to make you jealous! Hard to delete an experience like that from your memory! Hey 4:53 GROW UP

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:52pm

    3:39 - you must be on the younger side of the scale of people that visit this site. A little sex education may do you good. Good luck with that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:50pm

    the problem above all is were those MAGNUM condoms..I'd feel terrible...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:01pm

    this belongs on the fml website

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:17pm

    DITTO, ppl need to get educated

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:23am

    ouch!!! did you punch him in the face?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:56pm

    Good night...for him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:50pm

    well if you broke it off f u if not your life sucks. loser

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:15pm

    wow im so sorry! that sucks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:58am

    i'm so sorry you had to go through that. hopefully u got the job after yall broke up & he didn't know u were working there. that would be a super asshole move!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:13am

    Yeah, totally on fml.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:05pm

    It would only be awkward if Magnums were being bought

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:11pm

    falling in love is so easy thats why falling out hurts so bad and this dont help either

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:57pm

    "I wish I could "bad night" this 70 times for you. May 29, 2009 2:10PM" Obsessed. I agree. That blows.

  • Submitted by chelsea_mae on Mar 4, 10 at 4:23am

    This should be on FML.... Oh wait actually I think it ready was! Before you posted this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:06am

    hilarious....you have to laugh at situations like this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:26pm

    I don't think it's as bad as everyone is acting like it is. So what he moved on, now you try.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:29pm

    haha thats priceless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 10 at 4:13am

    words cannot describe how shitty that must have felt. i'm sorry, man.

  • Submitted by I_LOVE_JOO on Aug 1, 10 at 12:48am

    sorry you had to see us babe ;D

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 13, 10 at 6:24am

    You missed out!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:10pm

    Good ole Polk county for ya.. Wow I hate it here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:41pm

    has happened to me and it sucksss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:53pm

    haha bet you wish THAT relationship didnt end.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:49pm

    Hahahahhahaha that sucks SOOOO f*ckin hard dude! You coulda hit that WITH chocolate frosting. Ugh. I like died inside when I read this. =(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:13am

    Sucks for u good for him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:04pm

    I agree with 5:26--it's NOT that bad. try walkin in on your ex, who is chained to the bed and yelling "harder papi, harder!" while being fucked in the ass by a 7ft. black man. now that sucks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:19pm

    Three cheers for Arcadia!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:15am

    what the hell are you people doing dating checkout counter losers? as Beyonce said "UPGRADE" May 29, 2009 3:10PM ily

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:31am

    Wow, worst night ever. Agree with 3:26 & 3:43, we'd be drinking all night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:43am

    I also would buy you a shot, b/c that sucks I'm sorry. Cheers to 3:26!

  • Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 7:35pm

    i wouldve spit on the condom and handed it back

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:14pm

    he DEFINITELY did that on purpose!!!

  • Submitted by cheesebiscuit on Jul 17, 10 at 12:05am

    That's so sad

  • Submitted by Cheyrae156 on Aug 5, 10 at 2:20am

    I think I saw your ex post something about this situation on fmylife.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:33pm

    Gotta love Lakeland. Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:36pm

    I was going to say how lame is chocolate frosting?

  • Submitted by norymarshall28 on Dec 28, 10 at 1:10am

    @ asimmers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:00pm

    should have done a price check

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 9:41pm

    In solviet Russia condoms sells you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:17am

    sucks sorry to hear, if she didnt want to make you jealous (or get some type of reaction out of you) she would have seen you when she walked in and turned right around and left

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:05am

    This was submitted as an FML as well

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:06am

    should have done a price check June 1, 2009 11:00PM This. Flawless Victory.

  • Submitted by PotLovingMF on Jul 17, 10 at 3:06pm

    dude, I am so sorry

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:52pm

    Wow lmao that's just out of spite lmao she prolly gonna pull a frosted alaskan pipeline lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:27pm

    5:33 - obviously pussy & chocolate!!! DUH!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:34am

    Haha I live in 863 lol who is it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:46pm

    work at walmart?....

  • Submitted by orangecrush24 on Jun 26, 10 at 6:29pm

    chocolate balloon fight?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:41pm

    That suuuuuuuuuucks. D: But what sucks more then that is being the only one on register at night. That is booring

  • Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:31pm

    I'm sry, at least u did ur job...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:39pm

    @ 2:57 What the hell does a woman need lube for? Her vag must be dry as hell lol unless you were doing anal (yuck).

  • Submitted by raychelcoale on Mar 29, 10 at 7:43pm

    Where is this from? Are the first 3 numbers like an area code??

  • Submitted by DtB1995 on Jan 2, 11 at 2:19am

    What size were the condoms? If they were small...the joke opportunities are endless

  • Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:19pm

    You should have said " New boss?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:24am

    Your ex is on here gloating about under best nights...lmfao!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:57pm

    Similar story... My girlfriend and I were at the store and the only cashier was her ex. We were buying lube and a big bag of chocolate. Totally unintended.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:56pm

    aww girl I am sorry that straight up sux! He's such a doush bag, thats just low

  • Submitted by cyanidepwn on Mar 19, 10 at 10:15pm

    Have any of you retards considered that maybe it's some ugly raunchy girl that this happened to?

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 28, 10 at 6:41pm

    I'd get sauce, not frosting...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:39am

    Worse... I sold my ex his engagement ring when he was proposing to his girlfriend (now wife), worst day ever.

  • Submitted by pyton911 on Apr 11, 10 at 8:24pm

    Damn

  • Submitted by Jester733 on May 12, 10 at 10:07pm

    I read an fml just like this one but it was from the others's point of view.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:10pm

    what the hell are you people doing dating checkout counter losers? as Beyonce said "UPGRADE"

  • Submitted by sprsnc20 on May 14, 11 at 2:08am

    Worst. Night at work. Ever. Your boss should've promoted you to manager on the spot for your dedication to your job.

  • Submitted by asummers8 on Sep 26, 10 at 3:18am

    dude im a chick and would know, she prob just did that to make you jealous. She prob just went home after that sat in front of the tv and ate that frosting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:53pm

    I'm am soooo happy that happened to you. You suck. haha

  • Submitted by TaylorMariisa on Mar 16, 11 at 1:12am

    That fucking suuucks yoh ! Haha I got a good crack out of it though ! $:

  • Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 25, 10 at 7:33pm

    It's funny because I don't know many girls who buy condoms for they're men, sounds like the cash register worker is the girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:22pm

    sounds like someone is about to have a very happy birthday

  • Submitted by Atlus424 on May 8, 10 at 2:34am

    I'd rather straddle a parking cone.

  • Submitted by raychelcoale on Mar 30, 10 at 8:38am

    Is 863 the area code here?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:20am

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA looooooooooser

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:46pm

    lol, dude who is this? i live in the 863. hahahaahha, sounds like my town! hahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous007 on Jun 30, 11 at 1:15pm

    Hahahaha that fucking sucks!!!

  • Submitted by 574willlee on Jul 24, 11 at 3:00am

    Be glad she didn't get magnums.

  • Submitted by road2nowhere on Feb 12, 12 at 10:00am

    um... who says a guy wrote this? btw.... great idea! wish my ex worked behind a counter!

  • Submitted by Venus59 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:09am

    This is really bad sorry

  • Submitted by chummy on Jun 11, 11 at 2:53am

    I feel u bro