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  • I call bull shit on this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:24am
  • For what it's worth, the seniors WERE JACKING OFF A HORSE. Just a friendly reminder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:28am
  • Although this post is obviously fake, who the FUCK is rating this is "Good Night"?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:36am
  • If this is real you could sue for so much green. But since it's not (because you passed out by a stable around a bunch of drunk frat guys, right) hold your breath till you die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:06am
  • Fake beyond a reasonable doubt; anyone would have moved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:03am
  • Look on the bright side, you didn't wake up wth the horse in your ass! RIP Mr Hands...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:25am
  • Having Seen a lot of sick porn I can attest that horses aren't too cooperative about being jacked off...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:44am
  • Is it Monday already?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:27pm
  • not funny. just sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:16am
  • A horse is put in a special holding pen for semen collection. No way is a stallion going to just stand there passively while a bunch of drunk a-holes grab its penis. The guy would be trampled. FAKE FAKE FAKE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:46am
  • Were you sleeping in a barn?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Didn't notice at all. And the horse just marched on over willingly and stuck it's penis right in the guys face to do it's business. This was made easier because he was on a surgical table and their were marks on the floor indicating to the horse where to stop. And since all college seniors double as fluffers we know the rest is just history

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:39am
  • @10:51: does it really matter? Its still entertaining which is what this site is about. Stop pmsing please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:21am
  • Doesn't anyone approve these before the are on TFLN? This is so fake and stupid that I can't believe they would actually let it be posted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:12am
  • Can we get the zombieland shit the fuck off this site. I swear tfln is going to he'll in a bucket of festering puss and unicorn sweat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:24am
    • Nearly 3 years later, still a popular site. /Hands you a hankie for the egg on your face

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 4:55pm
  • 9:24 you mean horse shit! Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:24am
  • Boooom headshot!!!!! Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:21pm
  • And that horse went on to win the Kentucky Derby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:02am
  • Was it good to the last drop...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:12am
  • At least you can say you didn't Jack off a horse

    Submitted by Vayne on Apr 15, 10 at 5:34pm
  • BULLSHIT

    Submitted by tbshead on May 29, 10 at 11:53pm
  • BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD night... bad bad night....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:30pm
  • i would be more embarrassed if i was one of the dudes that gave a horse a hand job...i mean they chose to do that, you were passed out...you can wash jizz off...you cant erase the past and unjackoff a horse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 7:13pm
  • dude...I don't care if this is fake, this is funny as hell...and hey, even if this didn't actually happen, it doesn't necessarily mean that the text itself was never sent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Freshman here being the jockey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:07am
  • WTF?! Idk which is worse? Jacking off the horse or getting jizzed on by a horse? Ew

    Submitted by LD83 on Aug 10, 11 at 11:34pm
  • ....ummmm! the horsey???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:21am
  • Someone actually believes this? ..........ah.............bad..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:11pm
  • This is one of the worst on this entire site!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:53am
  • (560) Isn't even a real area code. Totally fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:14pm
  • You know they drunk frat guys could have moved him there if he was passed out drunk, and just woke him up to see that was about to happen. On a side note, someone has soaped up all the fountains at my university. Bubbles and soap suds floating everywhere...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:10am
  • Only if the said seniors took their froshies on a road trip... It's been done before, but they normally got left somewhere in the boonies totally wasted out of their minds (which frequently translated into nakedness)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:47pm
  • I agree with 10:17..... What. The. Fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:10am
  • Really, how stupid do you think people are. Who's gonna believe that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:35pm
  • fake as shit. no way this happened. i work on a horse breeding farm and stallions dont get off by a bunch of drunk college kids.... and who the fuck says college seniors??? thats a big give away. because yes kid you automatically knew how many credit hours each of these guys had? Seriously tfln your letting me down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Holy shit that sucks. Out of anything Ray could ever happen to a human being, that's up there in the top three.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:00pm
  • I'm gonna go ahead and guess the horse didn't move in time to shoot his load directly into your mouth? Where the fuck did a bunch of college students grab a horse from for a party anyway...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:37am
  • FAKE AS FUCK. STOP BEING A MORON. I mean seriously?? This is just ridiculous. I am so fucking sick of thirteen year old kids making shit up to put on here. THIS SITE IS LOSING THE RESPECT OF THE PEOPLE IT WAS BASED UPON.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:51pm
  • this is either fake...or the worst night EVER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Aw makes me so sad

    Submitted by jessicalee on Mar 5, 10 at 1:12am
  • Unfortunately this is not fake. It's an initiation prank at Texas A&M to be in the corp of cadets. Don't pass out first! It's really quite sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 5:27pm
  • WTF is wrong with some people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:14pm
  • AGGH!!!!! ZOMBIELAND!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:10am
  • Well, OP was supposed to be a girl (if this were real) and the horse was the same donkey they use in the donkey-shows in Tiajuana. For $35 it's quite the show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:44pm
  • 560 isn't even a real area code. FAKE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:41am
  • Why didn't you put your mouth on the horse's dick and suck it a little then swallow all the hot jizz?

    Submitted by Sour_Lyme684 on Apr 8, 11 at 12:32am
  • So like this is a frat thing?

    Submitted by harsh_bro on Feb 4, 10 at 11:57pm
  • Fake, but funny if it happened

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:24pm
  • yeah, a stallion being touched their? not a chance. i ride a stallion and....youll pretty much be killed if you touch it. also, 560 isnt an area code thsi is so bullshit. and its not even funny.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:58pm
  • 12:04 shut the fuck up. It was probably just accedential.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Defs could happen. Ever heard of horse fetish porn?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:25pm
  • 614 I guess you've been there before. Hey at least you're not a "2 percenter," right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:18am
  • did you wake up yawning?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:45pm
  • way to spell guess like an idiot. "geuss" what the fuck is that? I would think a college student would have a basic understanding of the english language. unless you are at like a trade school or somethng and you are learning to tread tires. and, this text is so ridiculously unbelieveable. TFLN is seriously letting me down. not funny at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:04pm
    • "somethng" ?, if you plan to be a grammar Nazi, PLEASE tear others apart using proper grammar. K thanks :)

      Submitted by Gunthrious on Dec 20, 10 at 1:19pm
  • Wow. Fail. The only way you could "Jack off" a horse would be if it still had balls. An if it still had balls it wouldt let you touch it's dick with out kicking the shit out of you. Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:24am
  • (560) is actually an area code in Richmond VA. So, yeah, possibility that it's real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:33am
  • Could have been worse. They could have flipped you over first and got you 'mare'-ed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:30am
  • I usually like to give most of the TFLN the benefit of the doubt and try to believe they're real. But this is just fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Oh my god! This is fucking hilarious. Unless youre a guy ten that sucks. But still hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:51am
  • 10:46, it was a mini and it was sleeping. It thought it was having sex with a hot ass mare. Imagine it's surprise when it woke up to find a sleeping freshman covered in vomit by it's cock. Of course it nutted with ease at that point. You're failing to see the logic here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:54am
  • Best response to this situation? Catch one of the wankers and try to make-out with them with horse jizz on your face. Sure, you'll still be scarred for life, but, hey, so will he.

    Submitted by killroyoneal on Jan 5, 12 at 12:34am
  • I came in (err) to say what others said before: 560 isn't an area code. Maybe they should at least filter out obviously false ACs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:51pm
  • this shouldn't be on this site. just wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:14pm
  • I call bullshit here Really guy? We all know you made that one up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:47am
  • Where the fuck did they even get a horse? And who could sleep through a horse being in the same room, let alone a horse being jerked off in said room.

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:55am
  • Oh yeah, like the students wouldn't notice the person underneath the horse. What a lame attempt to be shocking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:31am
  • 5:27 your mom is a rancor and is going to horse jizz all over your face if you don't STFU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:14pm