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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:24am

    I call bull shit on this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:28am

    For what it's worth, the seniors WERE JACKING OFF A HORSE. Just a friendly reminder.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:36am

    Although this post is obviously fake, who the FUCK is rating this is "Good Night"?!?!?!

  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:06am

    If this is real you could sue for so much green. But since it's not (because you passed out by a stable around a bunch of drunk frat guys, right) hold your breath till you die

  • 77 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:44am

    Having Seen a lot of sick porn I can attest that horses aren't too cooperative about being jacked off...

  • 86 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:46am

    A horse is put in a special holding pen for semen collection. No way is a stallion going to just stand there passively while a bunch of drunk a-holes grab its penis. The guy would be trampled. FAKE FAKE FAKE

    • 32 52
      Submitted by Sour_Lyme684 on Apr 8, 11 at 12:34am

      How the hell do YOU know how shit works?

      • 27 40
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 4:53pm

        Horse breeding still exists, dude.

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:24am

    Can we get the zombieland shit the fuck off this site. I swear tfln is going to he'll in a bucket of festering puss and unicorn sweat.

    • 29 40
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 4:55pm

      Nearly 3 years later, still a popular site. /Hands you a hankie for the egg on your face

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:27pm

    Is it Monday already?

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:03am

    Fake beyond a reasonable doubt; anyone would have moved

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:25am

    Look on the bright side, you didn't wake up wth the horse in your ass! RIP Mr Hands...

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:39am

    Didn't notice at all. And the horse just marched on over willingly and stuck it's penis right in the guys face to do it's business. This was made easier because he was on a surgical table and their were marks on the floor indicating to the horse where to stop. And since all college seniors double as fluffers we know the rest is just history

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:16am

    not funny. just sick.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Vayne on Apr 15, 10 at 5:34pm

    At least you can say you didn't Jack off a horse

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:35pm

    Were you sleeping in a barn?

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:24am

    9:24 you mean horse shit! Lmao

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:53am

    This is one of the worst on this entire site!

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:00pm

    Holy shit that sucks. Out of anything Ray could ever happen to a human being, that's up there in the top three.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:21am

    @10:51: does it really matter? Its still entertaining which is what this site is about. Stop pmsing please.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:10am

    I agree with 10:17..... What. The. Fuck.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by tbshead on May 29, 10 at 11:53pm

    BULLSHIT

  • 54 67
    Submitted by harsh_bro on Feb 4, 10 at 11:57pm

    So like this is a frat thing?

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 7:13pm

    i would be more embarrassed if i was one of the dudes that gave a horse a hand job...i mean they chose to do that, you were passed out...you can wash jizz off...you cant erase the past and unjackoff a horse

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:02am

    And that horse went on to win the Kentucky Derby!

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:12am

    Doesn't anyone approve these before the are on TFLN? This is so fake and stupid that I can't believe they would actually let it be posted.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:21pm

    Boooom headshot!!!!! Hahaha

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:45pm

    did you wake up yawning?

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Sour_Lyme684 on Apr 8, 11 at 12:32am

    Why didn't you put your mouth on the horse's dick and suck it a little then swallow all the hot jizz?

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:37am

    I'm gonna go ahead and guess the horse didn't move in time to shoot his load directly into your mouth? Where the fuck did a bunch of college students grab a horse from for a party anyway...?

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 5:27pm

    Unfortunately this is not fake. It's an initiation prank at Texas A&M to be in the corp of cadets. Don't pass out first! It's really quite sad.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:51pm

    FAKE AS FUCK. STOP BEING A MORON. I mean seriously?? This is just ridiculous. I am so fucking sick of thirteen year old kids making shit up to put on here. THIS SITE IS LOSING THE RESPECT OF THE PEOPLE IT WAS BASED UPON.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:12am

    Was it good to the last drop...

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:30pm

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD night... bad bad night....

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:44pm

    Well, OP was supposed to be a girl (if this were real) and the horse was the same donkey they use in the donkey-shows in Tiajuana. For $35 it's quite the show.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:48pm

    dude...I don't care if this is fake, this is funny as hell...and hey, even if this didn't actually happen, it doesn't necessarily mean that the text itself was never sent.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by LD83 on Aug 10, 11 at 11:34pm

    WTF?! Idk which is worse? Jacking off the horse or getting jizzed on by a horse? Ew

  • 44 57
    Submitted by jessicalee on Mar 5, 10 at 1:12am

    Aw makes me so sad

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:25pm

    Defs could happen. Ever heard of horse fetish porn?

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:10am

    You know they drunk frat guys could have moved him there if he was passed out drunk, and just woke him up to see that was about to happen. On a side note, someone has soaped up all the fountains at my university. Bubbles and soap suds floating everywhere...

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:11pm

    Someone actually believes this? ..........ah.............bad..........

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:14pm

    WTF is wrong with some people?

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:24pm

    fake as shit. no way this happened. i work on a horse breeding farm and stallions dont get off by a bunch of drunk college kids.... and who the fuck says college seniors??? thats a big give away. because yes kid you automatically knew how many credit hours each of these guys had? Seriously tfln your letting me down.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:54am

    10:46, it was a mini and it was sleeping. It thought it was having sex with a hot ass mare. Imagine it's surprise when it woke up to find a sleeping freshman covered in vomit by it's cock. Of course it nutted with ease at that point. You're failing to see the logic here

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:21am

    ....ummmm! the horsey???

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:35pm

    Really, how stupid do you think people are. Who's gonna believe that shit.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:56pm

    this is either fake...or the worst night EVER!

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:58pm

    yeah, a stallion being touched their? not a chance. i ride a stallion and....youll pretty much be killed if you touch it. also, 560 isnt an area code thsi is so bullshit. and its not even funny.....

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:10am

    AGGH!!!!! ZOMBIELAND!!!!!

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:14pm

    (560) Isn't even a real area code. Totally fake.

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:24pm

    Fake, but funny if it happened

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:18am

    614 I guess you've been there before. Hey at least you're not a "2 percenter," right?

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:51am

    Oh my god! This is fucking hilarious. Unless youre a guy ten that sucks. But still hilarious.

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:33am

    (560) is actually an area code in Richmond VA. So, yeah, possibility that it's real.

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:08pm

    12:04 shut the fuck up. It was probably just accedential.

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:47am

    I call bullshit here Really guy? We all know you made that one up

  • 31 46
    Submitted by killroyoneal on Jan 5, 12 at 12:34am

    Best response to this situation? Catch one of the wankers and try to make-out with them with horse jizz on your face. Sure, you'll still be scarred for life, but, hey, so will he.

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:47pm

    Only if the said seniors took their froshies on a road trip... It's been done before, but they normally got left somewhere in the boonies totally wasted out of their minds (which frequently translated into nakedness)

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:41am

    560 isn't even a real area code. FAKE

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:24am

    Wow. Fail. The only way you could "Jack off" a horse would be if it still had balls. An if it still had balls it wouldt let you touch it's dick with out kicking the shit out of you. Dumbass

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:30am

    Could have been worse. They could have flipped you over first and got you 'mare'-ed!

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:55am

    Where the fuck did they even get a horse? And who could sleep through a horse being in the same room, let alone a horse being jerked off in said room.

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:07am

    Freshman here being the jockey

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:14pm

    this shouldn't be on this site. just wrong

  • 46 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:04pm

    way to spell guess like an idiot. "geuss" what the fuck is that? I would think a college student would have a basic understanding of the english language. unless you are at like a trade school or somethng and you are learning to tread tires. and, this text is so ridiculously unbelieveable. TFLN is seriously letting me down. not funny at all

    • 37 76
      Submitted by Gunthrious on Dec 20, 10 at 1:19pm

      "somethng" ?, if you plan to be a grammar Nazi, PLEASE tear others apart using proper grammar. K thanks :)

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:42pm

    I usually like to give most of the TFLN the benefit of the doubt and try to believe they're real. But this is just fucking stupid.

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:51pm

    I came in (err) to say what others said before: 560 isn't an area code. Maybe they should at least filter out obviously false ACs?

  • 44 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:31am

    Oh yeah, like the students wouldn't notice the person underneath the horse. What a lame attempt to be shocking.

  • 41 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:14pm

    5:27 your mom is a rancor and is going to horse jizz all over your face if you don't STFU