I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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I call bull shit on this one
For what it's worth, the seniors WERE JACKING OFF A HORSE.
Just a friendly reminder.
Although this post is obviously fake, who the FUCK is rating this is "Good Night"?!?!?!
If this is real you could sue for so much green. But since it's not (because you passed out by a stable around a bunch of drunk frat guys, right) hold your breath till you die
Fake beyond a reasonable doubt; anyone would have moved
Look on the bright side, you didn't wake up wth the horse in your ass! RIP Mr Hands...
Having Seen a lot of sick porn I can attest that horses aren't too cooperative about being jacked off...
not funny. just sick.
Is it Monday already?
A horse is put in a special holding pen for semen collection. No way is a stallion going to just stand there passively while a bunch of drunk a-holes grab its penis. The guy would be trampled. FAKE FAKE FAKE
How the hell do YOU know how shit works?
Horse breeding still exists, dude.
Were you sleeping in a barn?
@10:51: does it really matter? Its still entertaining which is what this site is about. Stop pmsing please.
Didn't notice at all. And the horse just marched on over willingly and stuck it's penis right in the guys face to do it's business. This was made easier because he was on a surgical table and their were marks on the floor indicating to the horse where to stop. And since all college seniors double as fluffers we know the rest is just history
Doesn't anyone approve these before the are on TFLN? This is so fake and stupid that I can't believe they would actually let it be posted.
9:24 you mean horse shit! Lmao
Can we get the zombieland shit the fuck off this site. I swear tfln is going to he'll in a bucket of festering puss and unicorn sweat.
Nearly 3 years later, still a popular site. /Hands you a hankie for the egg on your face
Was it good to the last drop...
Boooom headshot!!!!! Hahaha
At least you can say you didn't Jack off a horse
i would be more embarrassed if i was one of the dudes that gave a horse a hand job...i mean they chose to do that, you were passed out...you can wash jizz off...you cant erase the past and unjackoff a horse
And that horse went on to win the Kentucky Derby!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD night... bad bad night....
Freshman here being the jockey
WTF?! Idk which is worse? Jacking off the horse or getting jizzed on by a horse? Ew
dude...I don't care if this is fake, this is funny as hell...and hey, even if this didn't actually happen, it doesn't necessarily mean that the text itself was never sent.
Someone actually believes this? ..........ah.............bad..........
This is one of the worst on this entire site!
....ummmm! the horsey???
Only if the said seniors took their froshies on a road trip... It's been done before, but they normally got left somewhere in the boonies totally wasted out of their minds (which frequently translated into nakedness)
You know they drunk frat guys could have moved him there if he was passed out drunk, and just woke him up to see that was about to happen.
On a side note, someone has soaped up all the fountains at my university. Bubbles and soap suds floating everywhere...
Really, how stupid do you think people are. Who's gonna believe that shit.
(560) Isn't even a real area code. Totally fake.
FAKE AS FUCK. STOP BEING A MORON.
I mean seriously?? This is just ridiculous. I am so fucking sick of thirteen year old kids making shit up to put on here. THIS SITE IS LOSING THE RESPECT OF THE PEOPLE IT WAS BASED UPON.
fake as shit. no way this happened. i work on a horse breeding farm and stallions dont get off by a bunch of drunk college kids.... and who the fuck says college seniors??? thats a big give away. because yes kid you automatically knew how many credit hours each of these guys had?
Seriously tfln your letting me down.
Unfortunately this is not fake. It's an initiation prank at Texas A&M to be in the corp of cadets. Don't pass out first! It's really quite sad.
I agree with 10:17..... What. The. Fuck.
So like this is a frat thing?
Holy shit that sucks. Out of anything Ray could ever happen to a human being, that's up there in the top three.
this is either fake...or the worst night EVER!
Aw makes me so sad
I'm gonna go ahead and guess the horse didn't move in time to shoot his load directly into your mouth?
Where the fuck did a bunch of college students grab a horse from for a party anyway...?
WTF is wrong with some people?
Why didn't you put your mouth on the horse's dick and suck it a little then swallow all the hot jizz?
Well, OP was supposed to be a girl (if this were real) and the horse was the same donkey they use in the donkey-shows in Tiajuana. For $35 it's quite the show.
560 isn't even a real area code. FAKE
did you wake up yawning?
Fake, but funny if it happened
12:04 shut the fuck up. It was probably just accedential.
614 I guess you've been there before. Hey at least you're not a "2 percenter," right?
yeah, a stallion being touched their? not a chance. i ride a stallion and....youll pretty much be killed if you touch it.
also, 560 isnt an area code
thsi is so bullshit. and its not even funny.....
way to spell guess like an idiot. "geuss" what the fuck is that? I would think a college student would have a basic understanding of the english language. unless you are at like a trade school or somethng and you are learning to tread tires. and, this text is so ridiculously unbelieveable. TFLN is seriously letting me down. not funny at all
"somethng" ?, if you plan to be a grammar Nazi, PLEASE tear others apart using proper grammar. K thanks :)
Defs could happen. Ever heard of horse fetish porn?
Wow. Fail. The only way you could "Jack off" a horse would be if it still had balls. An if it still had balls it wouldt let you touch it's dick with out kicking the shit out of you. Dumbass
Could have been worse. They could have flipped you over first and got you 'mare'-ed!
(560) is actually an area code in Richmond VA. So, yeah, possibility that it's real.
I usually like to give most of the TFLN the benefit of the doubt and try to believe they're real. But this is just fucking stupid.
Oh my god! This is fucking hilarious. Unless youre a guy ten that sucks. But still hilarious.
10:46, it was a mini and it was sleeping. It thought it was having sex with a hot ass mare. Imagine it's surprise when it woke up to find a sleeping freshman covered in vomit by it's cock. Of course it nutted with ease at that point. You're failing to see the logic here
Best response to this situation? Catch one of the wankers and try to make-out with them with horse jizz on your face. Sure, you'll still be scarred for life, but, hey, so will he.
I came in (err) to say what others said before: 560 isn't an area code.
Maybe they should at least filter out obviously false ACs?
Where the fuck did they even get a horse? And who could sleep through a horse being in the same room, let alone a horse being jerked off in said room.
I call bullshit here
Really guy? We all know you made that one up
Oh yeah, like the students wouldn't notice the person underneath the horse. What a lame attempt to be shocking.
this shouldn't be on this site. just wrong
5:27 your mom is a rancor and is going to horse jizz all over your face if you don't STFU