Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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That's alright, just think about how many times a guy has been too lazy to properly get you off and you won't feel bad anymore. \n\nUnless he actually had a seizure. You should have helped there.
monica ur a slut. lols
So, When do you think the doctor is going to have the time for the sex change opperation? I only ask because you seem to hate men so mutch that i figure you must be a pre-op that is just waiting to get a penis implanted.
How about you can the transphobia? It's in no way witty or funny.
All you had to do was either grab his tongue or grab his dick...you ARE lazy.
monica not all guys are lazy. i consider it a fail if the lady doesnt get off
Yawn, this one is, like, sooooooooo boring
Hey Monica, Clinton said you were terrible.