ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Please don't procreate. We don't need more drunk whores in the world.
I would like to hope that MAYBE she dressed up like a pregnant person for a party and then proceeded to get very drunk.
if she's showing, she's keeping it. too late for anything else. fetal alcohol syndrome, go read about it. and then never procreate.
You're living proof that some people shouldn't have kids.
coming from someone trying to have a baby and suffering 3 miscarriages, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL. Why is it that the stupid trash who couldn't care less about their babies are the ones who get pregnant and carry to term. Also to all the abortion people, do you know how many babies actually survive abortion? Why drink and risk it. This is terrible
Usually I laugh at controversial texts on here like abortion and stuff cause there's a joke wrapped around it. But this has no joke around it. It's just saying that she was drunk and pregnant. Fuckin retard. Get sterilized.
The TFLN moderaters are retarded too.
This isn't funny. This is appauling. Whoever this is should be ashamed of herself.
Not funny at all, you stupid cunt. You don't deserve a child.
How To Get Your Fake Ass Text On TFLN:
Phase 1: Think of something controversial or illegal
Phase 2: Pretend that you sent or received a text about whatever you thought of in Phase 1
Phase 3: ??????
Phase 4: PROFIT!!1!
wow this is really just awful. not funny and probably fake.
Wow. Not even funny.
Have fun with your retard child, you dumb whore.
drunk and pregnant...hmm...thats gonna be one physically and mentally deformed baby
for crying out loud your dum
Author and 9:26 can go to hell.
neither is stupid and pregnant. Get a coat hangar...
Who the fuck would give this a "thumbs up"??
ur child is probably going to have some sort of psychological deficiencies now. Ur really not supposed to drink ANY alcohol while pregnant, even though some ladies choose to have a few glasses here and there. Look up the effects of alcohol during pregnancy. Hopefully u wont do it again, and hopefully ur child is lucky and isnt effected by this incident
I've been trying to get pregnant for 3 years. Have you seen the movie idiocracy?
9:43 techniclly it's a parasitic infection until it's removed (birth)
You fail as human being. If your baby manages to survive, I hope karma kicks your ass during childbirth.
get your tubes tied you whore
okay so i am 6 months pregnant right now...and i just threw up in my mouth when i read this.
let me abort this bitch!!!! and give the child to someone who deserves it!
Once again fucking 909. Class at it's best! You don't deserve to be breeding.
Signing up in advace for welfare already too I bet.
9:26 - If she's not keeping it, then she should at least get the abortion BEFORE she gets drunk. Dang, why put the fetus through more than it's already been through? Of course if I was a dumb whore who had gotten knocked up by my redneck boyfriend, I'd probably want to get drunk too.....
seriously all you fuckin "anti bible thumpin" people need to fuckin get a life. furreal.
Haven't heard any of you bible-thumpers offering to adopt her fetal alcohol syndrome baby while she's busy "rotting in hell" as per your request
Do you guys ever wonder if sites like this and FML just put things like this up here and study what people our age (13-mid 20's) think about certain issues? I'm beginning to wonder that more and more..
Effin retarded! Way to just eff up your kid. Dum bitch go kill yourself!
I'm pretty sure your child will end up mentally retarded...and will still be smarter than you.
As a mother of two, I can tell you that a child is not EVER a parasite. It is a gift. To the author of this text- You are a sick, abusive, waste of air.
tfln has a way to find who sent this message, and this is considered criminal abuse. i will be sending tfln a private message and reporting you to the police. please consider yourself awaiting criminal charges.
I'm hoping that this is a very late one from Halloween.
They were scraping the bottom of the gene pool when they made you. Please have your tubes tied immediately?
It was probably just a costume party or something. I highly doubt that this is a text from someone who is actually pregnant. Everyone needs to calm down. I'd put my money on it that is was someone looking at halloween pictures or something.
Looked horible, what are you talking about?!?! You ARE horrible!!! You DO NOT deserve to have children! You should be ashamed if yourself!!!!
Wow your fucked up
I feel bad for the baby, but not you and your drunk ass
Fucking horrible. \n\nWorst post to ever make it on this website.
people who fight on this site are sad . hahahah. ANYWAYS- this text was hilarious, i just hope its fake.
Ya you prolly shouldn't be drinking WHILE pregnantso..
I don't know what we're yelling about!!!!
Worst thing I have ever read....awful!!!!!
wow. wat a dumb bitch! i really wonder sometimes how stupid txts like this one even get on this site. u deserve to get punched in the face u irresponsible bitch.
Phase 1: collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: PROFIT!
South Park win!
Way to be responsible OP...
stupid. TFLN should be ashamed for posting this.
damn. I hope ur baby isn't retarded just for his sake. I hope u die while giving birth
Wow your fuckin retarded
Wow, you're a dumb bitch. This isn't even remotely funny.
12:42, it's not even an issue of lust. It's actually a hate crime driven by a desire for power. :((
I hate you OP. I think anyone with a mind would hate you. This is not even remotely funny.
U r a horrible human putting an unborn child thru your selfish shit. Burn in hell
Or maybe just our reactions to them only and with other people our age..
How fucking stupid are you?
youre a fucking idiot. i hope you die
That's the most fucked up thing I've heard in a while that kid didn't ask to be born because your a drunken whore. I hope that kid gets taken away
You are one of the stupidest, most selfish I've ever herd of. Put the baby up for addoption if it actually makes it
Fucking disgusting you stupid dopey whore.
People like you make me sick.
If i knew you i would hang myself just so i wouldnt have to see you act like any more of a wanker.
Why would you ever HOPE that a child is born with mental illness? It's not the childs fault that it's mom is a drunk. Just like "it isn't it's fault because she had sex." You're all sick.
Not cool. Not cool at all.
survival of the fittest...somebodys gotta do it to keep the rest of us on rolling
to 11:34....I posted 10:18 and FYI I HAVE adopted a child that was a fetal alcohol syndrome baby and he is my life but I would also like to have blood child as well so maybe YOU should stop preaching. I probably know more about the effects of drinking while pregnant than most people on here so I'll allow myself to judge this once
everyone loves a little fetal alcohol syndrome
As a man, I'm pro-choice. I'm pro choice because it's not my body. And to the people who ask what I would do if I wanted her to keep it, and she wants to abort? Situation wouldn't happen, when I want a kid, I'm going to TRY for it.
9:43 - cool to have morals and values. Not saying you're wrong. But tell me you support a fucktard bitch who knowingly hurts her unborn child by getting wasted while pregnant. Then we'll have a problem.
9:29. The underpants gnome technique of course.
pro life HOORAH
I wish there was a way to track this person down.
Hope you get that thing aborted...
1:53 - I'm from the deep south too (born and raised here) which is why redneck is the first insult I came up with... I don't take offense to people using redneck, and I don't know why anyone else would unless it was being used to describe them. But I didn't mean to offend anyone!
I hope your baby ends up retarded cause of your actions
YAAAAY!!!! retarded babies FTW!!!!
You are a dumbshit. That baby will die.
This WOULD be coming from the 909...
You're just retarded and don't deserve to live
Your a fucking loser.
Lol @ 12:31. You actually bought this piece of shit app. Bwahahaha! But yeah I agree, pro-choice FTW, tfln sucks ass now, and this bitch is a whore.
you're hurtin' the baby!
You're a stupid bitch. Why would you even post this and think that this was funny? I'm guessing that you are already too far along to abort it if you look pregnant. So even if you are puttin the kid up for adoption, that doesn't mean that you have any right to ruin it's life just so you can have a little fun. I hope you never are able to have anymore kids.
I really hope this is fake..
if not you are one awful person.
not funny at all.
don't punish the child for your stupid irresponsible acts of selfishness
do none of you people go to college? girls dress up as "pregnant" for white trash nights. no debate necessary, you're not changing anybody's minds by arguing on TFLN.
You should be aborted as a parent-to-be, cause you're fuckin retarded
Tfln moderators SUCK! This isn't even near funny. As for those of us who are mothers and fathers...we all understand how precious our children are.
Adoption is a choice, abortion is murder.
haha. its your baby, so if its born with a disorder, sucks for you. this text is hilarious though, and if it really happened i don't care, cause i got a pretty good laugh out of it (:.
Your gonna kill your kid like that u dumb bitch.
dumb bitches likw that brin retarded children into the world... you dont deserve to be a parent... honestly you dont deserve to live... go jump off a cliff
this is just sad. i will never understand how a person can't care more about a person they made
I don't think she's saying she's ACTUALLY pregnant... Morons....just that she looked it (ie. her beer gut was hangin out)
leave it up to the IE 909ers to pull stuff like that, not all that surprising though. Can you guys try a little harder not to be such white trash??
i hope you get hit by a bus, fall into a ditch, and get rained on be acid and knives.
@9:31 who said her boyfriend was redneck...ass hole california boys can get girls pregnant to i agree with everything you siad but the prototyping of her boyfriend or the father being a redneck... im from louisiana and thats offensive...country boys and some rednecks are nicer than any northern boys will ever be
You're a horrible person.
How bout all of you stupid fucks go preach somewhere else? This is not a preaching app and nobody actually gives a fuck who is pro choice or pro life... Get a life
Thank you 10:48. My thoughts exactly. Normally I would be pro-life, but I would never be able to handle the thought of bearing a child that came from lust and not love.
I actually thought that it might have been a Halloween costume - but I could just be giving her the benefit of the doubt
@ 11:01 AM, you are seriously fucked up, and an asshole to boot. You wouldn't know what it's like to want a child more than anything, yet not be able to have one. It's a pain unlike any other, but I hope that you will experience something close to it. (Physical pain, of course)
Your fucking up that baby!!!
Stay classy, San Bernadino.
Don't drink a lot, then chicken out of the abortion later like a certain 16 year-old did in my town. She said she "couldn't kill a baby". What?! Do you think the alcohol was okay though?
you're a fucking disgusting piece of shit.
Pregnant and drunk? You're either mentally retarded or you want us to think you are. Either way you lose.
What the hell are you fucking thinking? One you're not supposed to have ANY alcohol while you're pregnant much less get drunk you stupid bitch. I swear i hope you're not actually pregnant because after that you deserve to be shot.
Quit drinking, birth your child and give this child to someone with a semblance of responsibility...
God, you're such a trash bag whore! Go blow your brains out already!
Wow. Irresponsibility at its best (or worst, I suppose). Who here wants to know how much of your tax money is going to go to supporting her and the FASD baby?
I HOPE YOU DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POISON THE GENE POOL WITH YOUR BASTARD SPAWN???????
You are a horrible person. You have put your baby's life in danger. I don't think that you should be allowed to keep your baby when it's born. Child services should be fucking alerted. If you had gotten drunk and felt guilty about it and sworn never to do it again, realizing the danger you put your baby in,I would most likely not being saying this. This is a serious issue and should bot have been postedontfln, you dumb fucking bitch.
I'm gooin she was dressed up as pregnant...I'm a mother. Happened unexpectedly and not ready burning would never drink or smoke while pregnant. The damages it causes...you may not have wanted the baby but it's still human and deserves a chance at life. Can't take care of it, give it up for adoption!!!
4:40 - call me baby, I want to be part of my little boy's life.
Obey the law, go in raw
This really isn't funny. You fail at life.
As if the 9OH!9 needed even more bad representation...
If u really are pregnant u are a horrid, fucked up excuse for a human being. Most horrible text here ever. Whatta fuckin bitch.
This can't be real. Yeah, it's 909, but still. Either way, it's sick.
Drunk and pregnant. What a stupid whore you must be.
This woman is a bitch. Has she never heard of FAS? Drinking while pregnant is like taking a babies head after it is born and hitting it against the wall. It does the same amount of brain damage. Because of this retard mom, this baby will never get a full chance at life.
Shows how much time you have by posting this you dumb cunt!nice job trying to make yourself look smarter than everyone though
You are the exact definition of why stupid people should be shot.
12:06 you're retarded. Yes they have a way of finding who submitted the text, but no way of knowing if it was the person who actually said it or not. Usually people submit texts that get sent to THEM, duh. And how do you even know if she was ACTUALLY pregnant. She couldve just been using a horrible analogy for looking fat instead.
Totally unacceptable ya stupid hooker
She's probably just dumb enough to keep it.
i love the how the pro-life people say they hope her baby is retarded.. its not the babies fault you got pregnant but they want the baby to suffer lol hypocracy at its finest. No wonder people hate Christians.. good job guys!
Yeah 10:59, shit obviously happens. You're alive. But getting pregnant and just going "EH, shit happens. Im gonna drink anyway" is ignorant. Stfu.
I hope this is fake.
I really hope u just looked pregnant bc that is horrible and u really need help......seriously seek help NOW!!!!
Terrible future mother. If your kids even make it out of your alcohol poisoned body.
She could have just been refering to how she looked no the she was really pregnant. Calm down people ... She might have jut felt like she looked ft that night
Great parenting. Fresh start, too!
pro-lifers suck. the end :)
Wow... people from the 909 are so trashy. This has to be fake. It scares me that people this retarded exist.
I hate dumb bitches like you who give the rest
Of us a bad name.. Just because you Were a accident doesn't mean u have to poison your baby. Fuck off cunt. Fuck off.
did anyone ever consider the fact that the person was dressed up as a pregnant person and not actually pregnant?
This just makes me want to cry. In am beyond disgusted and my heart goes out to that poor child. God have mercy on you because if I ever met you I would beat you within one inch of your pathetic life after the baby was born and if it came out messed up I'd fucking kill you.
OP Please have your baby, and then fucking kill yourself. I'm not even kidding, you're a worthless. pile of shit.
1:42 how u know it's a boy???
I really think there should be some sort of restricts on people having kids, like you should have to have a license. FAS is not something to joke about either my aunt adopted a baby with it and he has major issues now that he's older. I just hope this is a joke.
this isn't funny at all. how irresponsible can you be, that is a baby and you're treating it and yourself like shit..grow up you dumb bitch
Ur from the 909 so of course u would look bad
I don't think TFLN is the appropriate place to have a pro-life/pro-choice debate.
HOWEVER, if we want to have a pro-funny/anti-fake debate, go right at it...
this text is not funny and its fake, so it's a fail
Weak sauce, this shouldn't be posted
Of course your from the 909 nothin but unclassy trash in that area code dumb bitch
Its like twilight with team abortion and team jesus!! Stfu bible huggers, god doesnt exist and peter or paul or whoever boned marys brains out! Pro-choice rules!! And good luck with those criminal charges d-bag, like tfln is gonba give that kind of info out. Unless you have absolute proof, theres a privacu clause when you buy this thing and theres NO WAY youre gonna find out this dumb hookers info. Goid day all!
9:47 If it was an infection why wouldn't the body's immune system kill it? Isn't it awesome how God designed our bodies to know that it's a living child from conception?
...no it isn't
i do hope this is fake. otherwise some poor kid is going to have major problems.
Wow, as someone who's a victim of Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder, this isn't funny even if it's supposed to be a joke. Joking about a serious disability that has no cure isn't funny at all. If this IS true, I hope this woman finds out the really hard way how hard it is to raise a child with this unfortunate disability. Neurological, mental and emotional disorders all rolled into one and it's for life and follows you until you die. READ IT UP you sick fuck.
being someone who works with boys with autism & one with fetal alcohol syndrome...not cool. what a dumb cunt.
9:56 and 10:18 - instead of preaching and feeling sorry for yourselves, why don't you go out and ADOPT a child that that needs someone to love it?! There's an idea!
2:26 Really? She copes with pregnancy by drinking?! Thats the smart move, yeah. Hey, I'm not ready for a child. Let me give it fetal alcohol syndrome. That'll make it easier.
I hope all you pro-death people on here enjoy your eternity in Hell! It's a child, not a choice!
11:01AM is my hero .
You are the biggest piece of shit on earth. And the OP is pretty bad too. Im speaking, of course, about these religious pricks. Kill this baby.
909!!!! Where else would you care about how you looked rather than being drunk and pregnant???