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  • Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 7, 11 at 11:48am

    I would definitely encourage a squirter, but I would just use and wash my towels more often to preserve the mattress. Keep on squirting!

  • Submitted by steveblowie on Dec 7, 11 at 12:46pm

    You should always carry a tarp.

  • Submitted by 370HSSV on Dec 7, 11 at 2:17pm

    Squirters are no joke. Especially when they're drunk and somehow leave the squirting part out and cum when you go down on them......................what a surprise that was

  • Submitted by porksword on Dec 7, 11 at 11:27am

    Niagara falls....slowly I turned....step by step....inch by inch....

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 8, 11 at 3:01am

      Who the FUCK voted this down?

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        Submitted by porksword on Dec 8, 11 at 9:45am

        Not as many three stooges fans as I'd thought on here. Btw, a fabric shower curtain is way better than rubber or plastic sheets.

  • Submitted by alteregoduane on Dec 7, 11 at 11:19am

    yeah, I would do the same thing. Squirters are the sexiest thing ever. Although, I wouldn't then complain that the bed was too soaked. Where do you live? lmao. jk.

  • Submitted by Ampitup on Dec 7, 11 at 5:36pm

    everyone can be a squirter just empty your bladder before sex and let go when you feel like you have to pee trust me you won't

  • Submitted by mizlickzalot on Dec 7, 11 at 2:49pm

    I feel your pain. Every single time I squirt.....we end up sleeping on the couch. But, at least he made you cum. A lot.

  • Submitted by Masquerade90 on Dec 7, 11 at 11:54am

    I know that feeling. What's really bad is when they try to get a plastic sheet cover to protect their mattress. The kind you get for a kid when they have problems with wetting the bed. Fuck that shit. It's easier to be at the foot of the bed, or on the floor next to the bed, or in the shower. I <3 shower sex.

  • Submitted by cannabislecter on Dec 7, 11 at 1:24pm

    um... Nero... that's not piss.

  • Submitted by aawwsshheett on Dec 7, 11 at 3:47pm

    This text is so much win! God if I could find a squirter!

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 7, 11 at 2:01pm

    my ex was a squirter. I turned her into a gusher. wore out that rubber sheet in a hurry

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    Submitted by mpimp00gf on Dec 7, 11 at 10:38pm

    The stain resistant mattress cover is my best friend.

  • Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Dec 7, 11 at 11:29am

    I'm pretty sure that guy is going to frame those sheets above his bed

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    Submitted by Aberzhulan on Dec 8, 11 at 1:39pm

    I've never met a squirter...I thought they were myths. I need to find one! That is AWESOME!

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      Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 5:11pm

      Most any girl can be, you just have to do it right.

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    Submitted by GAGA_OOH_LALA on Dec 7, 11 at 1:54pm

    This looks like a text I sent to someone the other day lol. Glad I'm not the only one.

  • Submitted by ColinD1 on Dec 7, 11 at 12:05pm

    My mattress is stained from a squirter, I LOVED it, totally worth sleeping on the cold wet patch

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Dec 7, 11 at 3:04pm

    Well, he's only gettin' what he asked for...Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it all, and then some you don't want!

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    Submitted by mpimp00gf on Dec 7, 11 at 9:34pm

    The stain resistant mattress cover is my best friend.

  • Submitted by valleyguy23 on Dec 7, 11 at 3:33pm


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    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 7, 11 at 6:38pm

    i know how you feel. i like to fuck in the bathtub so it doesnt get as messy.

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    Submitted by big_c on Dec 8, 11 at 2:00am

    The one thing I'm missing in life, a squirter!

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    Submitted by dericky on Dec 7, 11 at 2:03pm

    This really scares me..

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    Submitted by Demonedgedknight on Dec 7, 11 at 8:54pm

    Lmao... Sarah Kessler!!!

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 8, 11 at 5:02am

    Preppygirl.. Fat lesbian squirter.. Awkward

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    Submitted by azack on Dec 13, 11 at 1:21am

    After the first few times of cumming the chick should know when to say 'we should lay a towel or somethin down' if he ignores it, it's his fault, or victory w/e, just sleep on top the covers! the best part is the ricochet effect

  • Submitted by HARDCASTLE1998 on Dec 7, 11 at 1:33pm

    I had to buy a special blanket just to fuck that bitch!!!!

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    Submitted by Vardar on Dec 8, 11 at 5:12am

    Fuck the sheets squirters are worth it. My last 3 exes were squirters, I got to teach one. it's the best feeling. Running down your legs...

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    Submitted by ScarletFever on Dec 7, 11 at 11:06pm

    I've never had such a complaint...

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    Submitted by sktrnck on Dec 13, 11 at 1:18pm

    Water me lawn?!?

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    Submitted by weram on Dec 29, 11 at 2:25am

    :0,call me?

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    Submitted by UKSF_Pilgrim on Dec 7, 11 at 12:09pm

    Just dot get your roommates bed soaked.... I learned that the hard way...

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    Submitted by fullybroken31 on Jan 2, 12 at 7:42pm

    Story of my life. Literally just happened to me last week. Then when the guy realized I squirt he said "I should've recorded it!" wow really?!? Thanks for making me feel bad for cumming.

  • Submitted by Nero905 on Dec 7, 11 at 1:10pm

    Well.. As long as your at it, it's a lot of fun. But afterwards the dude realizes that someone just pissed in his bed and he's not too happy about it.

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 11:27am

    Bathroom sex. Problem solved. Bring a glass and get your daily fill of proten while you're at it!

  • Submitted by anfernysukka on Dec 7, 11 at 5:47pm

    That's fucking disgusting. Squirting is icky!

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      Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 8, 11 at 9:54am

      5:47pm! Isn't that past your bed-time?