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  • I would definitely encourage a squirter, but I would just use and wash my towels more often to preserve the mattress. Keep on squirting!

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 7, 11 at 11:48am
  • yeah, I would do the same thing. Squirters are the sexiest thing ever. Although, I wouldn't then complain that the bed was too soaked. Where do you live? lmao. jk.

    Submitted by alteregoduane on Dec 7, 11 at 11:19am
  • Squirters are no joke. Especially when they're drunk and somehow leave the squirting part out and cum when you go down on them......................what a surprise that was

    Submitted by 370HSSV on Dec 7, 11 at 2:17pm
  • Niagara falls....slowly I turned....step by step....inch by inch....

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 7, 11 at 11:27am
    • Who the FUCK voted this down?

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 8, 11 at 3:01am
      • Not as many three stooges fans as I'd thought on here. Btw, a fabric shower curtain is way better than rubber or plastic sheets.

        Submitted by porksword on Dec 8, 11 at 9:45am
  • You should always carry a tarp.

    Submitted by steveblowie on Dec 7, 11 at 12:46pm
  • everyone can be a squirter just empty your bladder before sex and let go when you feel like you have to pee trust me you won't

    Submitted by Ampitup on Dec 7, 11 at 5:36pm
  • I feel your pain. Every single time I squirt.....we end up sleeping on the couch. But, at least he made you cum. A lot.

    Submitted by mizlickzalot on Dec 7, 11 at 2:49pm
  • I know that feeling. What's really bad is when they try to get a plastic sheet cover to protect their mattress. The kind you get for a kid when they have problems with wetting the bed. Fuck that shit. It's easier to be at the foot of the bed, or on the floor next to the bed, or in the shower. I <3 shower sex.

    Submitted by Masquerade90 on Dec 7, 11 at 11:54am
  • um... Nero... that's not piss.

    Submitted by cannabislecter on Dec 7, 11 at 1:24pm
  • This text is so much win! God if I could find a squirter!

    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Dec 7, 11 at 3:47pm
  • my ex was a squirter. I turned her into a gusher. wore out that rubber sheet in a hurry

    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 7, 11 at 2:01pm
  • The stain resistant mattress cover is my best friend.

    Submitted by mpimp00gf on Dec 7, 11 at 10:38pm
  • I'm pretty sure that guy is going to frame those sheets above his bed

    Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Dec 7, 11 at 11:29am
  • I've never met a squirter...I thought they were myths. I need to find one! That is AWESOME!

    Submitted by Aberzhulan on Dec 8, 11 at 1:39pm
    • Most any girl can be, you just have to do it right.

      Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 5:11pm
  • My mattress is stained from a squirter, I LOVED it, totally worth sleeping on the cold wet patch

    Submitted by ColinD1 on Dec 7, 11 at 12:05pm
  • This looks like a text I sent to someone the other day lol. Glad I'm not the only one.

    Submitted by GAGA_OOH_LALA on Dec 7, 11 at 1:54pm
  • Well, he's only gettin' what he asked for...Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it all, and then some you don't want!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Dec 7, 11 at 3:04pm
  • The stain resistant mattress cover is my best friend.

    Submitted by mpimp00gf on Dec 7, 11 at 9:34pm
  • i know how you feel. i like to fuck in the bathtub so it doesnt get as messy.

    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 7, 11 at 6:38pm
  • winning!

    Submitted by valleyguy23 on Dec 7, 11 at 3:33pm
  • The one thing I'm missing in life, a squirter!

    Submitted by big_c on Dec 8, 11 at 2:00am
  • This really scares me..

    Submitted by dericky on Dec 7, 11 at 2:03pm
  • Lmao... Sarah Kessler!!!

    Submitted by Demonedgedknight on Dec 7, 11 at 8:54pm
  • I had to buy a special blanket just to fuck that bitch!!!!

    Submitted by HARDCASTLE1998 on Dec 7, 11 at 1:33pm
  • After the first few times of cumming the chick should know when to say 'we should lay a towel or somethin down' if he ignores it, it's his fault, or victory w/e, just sleep on top the covers! the best part is the ricochet effect

    Submitted by azack on Dec 13, 11 at 1:21am
  • I've never had such a complaint...

    Submitted by ScarletFever on Dec 7, 11 at 11:06pm
  • Fuck the sheets squirters are worth it. My last 3 exes were squirters, I got to teach one. it's the best feeling. Running down your legs...

    Submitted by Vardar on Dec 8, 11 at 5:12am
  • Preppygirl.. Fat lesbian squirter.. Awkward

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 8, 11 at 5:02am
  • Water me lawn?!?

    Submitted by sktrnck on Dec 13, 11 at 1:18pm
  • Just dot get your roommates bed soaked.... I learned that the hard way...

    Submitted by UKSF_Pilgrim on Dec 7, 11 at 12:09pm
  • :0,call me?

    Submitted by weram on Dec 29, 11 at 2:25am
  • Story of my life. Literally just happened to me last week. Then when the guy realized I squirt he said "I should've recorded it!" wow really?!? Thanks for making me feel bad for cumming.

    Submitted by fullybroken31 on Jan 2, 12 at 7:42pm
  • Well.. As long as your at it, it's a lot of fun. But afterwards the dude realizes that someone just pissed in his bed and he's not too happy about it.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Dec 7, 11 at 1:10pm
  • Bathroom sex. Problem solved. Bring a glass and get your daily fill of proten while you're at it!

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 11:27am
  • That's fucking disgusting. Squirting is icky!

    Submitted by anfernysukka on Dec 7, 11 at 5:47pm