you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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i've been looking at this site for months and i JUST created an account so that i could comment on how much i love this.
Hey buddy, nice to have you here.....Now Sign the Fuck Out!!
Why do some people capitalize random words in their sentences?
Because they don't actually know how to speak English properly, so they try to look overly proper to make up for it.
My rude what?
haha soo jokes. "your, you're, there, their, and they're" really need to be taught better.
so jokes? nerdfighter?
This is like an adult version of 4chan. I love it!
This sounds like something I'd say to my bf. At least I'm not the only weird bitch
Finding Nemo ftw...
LOL! She couldn't get him hard....
I love you forever
I don't know about you, but even when I'm hard the head is a little "squishy"
Just keep swimming, little semen.
This is from finding nemo you idiot
Finding memo ftmfw
fuck yeah finding nemo!
Why do I have a feeling this text would be something sent to Snooki from Jersey Shore?
feb9 at 455- lol GO SHELDON!!! I freaking love you!
You people are idiots, it's because the head of the penis looks like a jellyfish.
Best text ever!!!
Central jersey bitches
Hey look it's a "I can't believe you" txt. Haven't seen one of those on here before. Can't these people at least make up a text that sounds like it could have been sent??
Finding Nemo. Good stuff haha.
Omg that's the funniest shit ever!!!
Squishy? What u can't get hard or something. It's better if they name it gigantor or if they just say that they don't know if she can handle it. It's better if she named it something that doesn't sound like it's squishy or limp
Damn jersey people <3333
Ahahahahaha @ 3:21 am
Haha I named my bf's dick that!!!
It's Dori you cunt!
Oh shit hahahahah
That's what my ex called me too!!!
No you're just a bitch
I feel like this is something I've definitely done before. And sober.
Fuck are you talkin about? That's from finding nemo
lol just shown this to my "friend" ... were watching finding nemo as we speak
In soviet russia squishy calls you
Lol omg that is histerical. Who would've thought of quoting Nemo for one's head. Thank you for making my day
Haha fuck yeah
Ha! I'm gonna say this to my boyfriend xD
This is hilarious!
And so are you, bitch
Pass the dutchie by the left hand side
The quoted part is from buffy
I can't decide if this is good or bad
Squishy dick, eh? Try 20 mg cialis. You will be hard as a rock and have extra long orgasms
Little brothers say the sweetest things.
Hahaha my bf calls my vijayjay that!!!
best place for a finding memo refrence ever!
Damn.... I've heard this before.... So it either came from here or inspired this to be said, not sure which. Fuck it, I'm just gonna exchange the power to think for beer.
I looove it
No it's from nemo?. Dumbass
Pass the dotchie to the left hand side.
Is her nam dori?
Finding Nemo WTF
I've done that before!! And I'm in NJ....should we know eachother?? lol
That's awesome. Thanks for the laugh
Fake.... And STUPID!
This is the new definition of AWESOME
Did you bang Ellen Degeneris? Sorry for the spelling.
No, I just checked. It was in Buffy first. Long before Nemo was out. If it's in that too... Awesome.
This chick ftw
You just fucked my ex. Congrats, you should probably get yourself checked now.
I have totally done this. Ha!
Thats so funny I've done that to my boyfriend!
You don't need to create an account, just a heads up
How do you avoid it? It tells me you can't comment unless you're logged in.
same here!\noh, and A_nonomus is really annoying the fucking hell out of me.\n=]
DAMN IT! I used to say that to my ex ALL THE TIME.
That was amazing! Lol!
Yeah my x used to say that to me all the time what's up with that lol I didn't care cause I'd say look it's squishy and shed rub it till it was hard n then well u know ....... It didn't work all the time tho it actually only worked like three times damn I suck I should b shot n the face
There's a Facebook fan page for that. Awkward.