And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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So you picked 6 and she picked 9?
Oh my immaturity knows no bounds...
A whore is a whore is a whore. Didn't matter what number you picked.
and a WIN is a WIN is a WIN! Didn't matter how he got it.
Really, I don't get how people are like "OMGGGGGG DID YOU SEE HE SAID 'A FEW MINUTES LATER' HAHAHAHA HE CAME TOO SOON!!"
Because uhh... who says you have to climax to lose your virginity? I'm pretty sure as long as he can get it in, he's golden. So, maybe a few minutes later he was fucking her... which counts as losing his virginity. Asshats.
nice but I prefer assclowns over hats :)
I don't get what the point of her asking him to pick a number was. Can anyone enlighten me?
i totally dunno, but here in GER u pronounce 6 ("sechs") like sex. Could just be some other joke, 2.
Nice.... Someone has a new favorite number... *smirk*
The funniest part of that text is 'a few minutes later' HA! More like a few seconds later.
746 more like he got so excited he came before he even fucked her.
7:11- Even if you made an app for just the funny texts, you will still have to sift through all the crap. So in the end, are you really winning?
736, the reason your texts dont get posted is that youre not funny. deal with it.
In all seriousness I doubt this guy got layed. Probably just "big talkin" to his other trekkie friends who are still virgins.
Oh i sort of interpreted the number system as the things the chick was going to do for him. So if he'd said 2 it would've just been the making out, i dunno.
dude it's an excuse to hook up, she would've hooked up with you if you said 12. good night btw
yall are all rude. it is text from last night, if its not funn, don't read, dumbass!!
and there is nothing wrong with being a virgin!!
the point of the numbers is basically to decide whether or not she'll fuck him. if he picks the right number, she will, if he picks the wrong one she wont. but since shes a whore she would probably fuck him anyway.
Did it take 6 minutes?
Hey 9:04...I bet even the ugly ones don't want to fuck 8:40.
He's totally full of shit.
Dude, the number didn't matter. She just wanted you to "feel lucky".
7:55 who the hell would say "meh... maybe 6" when asked that question?!
I'm tired of TFLN being called an app its a website u iPhone douchr
God I miss the days when tfln wasn't overrun by high schoolers and virgins. Maybe I'll start a similar app and only put actually funny ones on it.
Yeah I love you 7:03
Ya you were getting laid no matter what you said. She wanted to fuck you.
12:18 I bet it was your mom.
8:40 is a major fucking tool. We all know ugly girls are the only girls you get
8:07. You're a winner.
White sorority girls rule
I would also like to be enlightened as to the point of the numbers.
Having trouble getting laid?
8:00 I would probably say 4 or 5 if I didn't want to fuck her but I didn't want to hurt her feelings. Besides, I might not be able to fuck an ugly chick but I could definitely get a blowjob from her.
i like ur thinking
Shulda said 10
Man there are some haters on here!
you were the 6th one in the train
Most likely any number would have been the correct answer.
Hahaha "a few MINUTES later"!
Virgin boys are the worst fucks ever.
or you are just retarded. who says the kid needed to bust a load to lose his virginity? when its in its in
did she carry u to her room with her strong arms 2?
......God, the first time I read it it almost sounded rapey. But I guess he's freaking out cause he thought he almost picked wrong.
The girl isn't necessarily a whore, Judgey McJudgertons.
Did you put your p in her v and then c all over her t's?
hahahahaa thats hilarious
This one was fucking great! C'mon!
Omg. So I'm not the only one??
This one was pretty funny (: the last line made it perfect haha.
12:36 your definitely right on with that one
ITS FUCKING FIRE HAZARD!
LMFAO you should of said seven
did you at least put it in her butt?
I think I seen this exact message in WoW /trade chat the other day..
^ clearly, your body is a temple. that's nice.
Am I the onlyone who noticed he said a few minutes later?
Should of asked her what if you said two.
At 12:32 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Dude! She'd have fucked you anyway! No wonder you were still a virgin. Absolutely no clue about women!
Kim kardashian Gets me flaccid, I'd rather fuck Joan rivers then her. If your going to picture a hot chick, let it be Maria sharapova or something better then bigger fucking trash
6:05 is retarded.
7:03 you read my mind.
She wanted to know his dick size. He almost said 2.
Dude if she actually had a number in mind to decide whether you won the fuck lottery, I want to meet her and shake her hand. I might adopt this policy as well for when my decision-making skills are out of order.
11:23. Get your preaching ass off this app. No one wants to hear u speak
doesnt matter what number, she was just mind fucking you first.
Dude, it doesn't matter what number you picked. She would have fucked you anyway. She was trying to make you feel like you actually matter to her.
Come on people. This is funny. hah 'i almost picked two.'
Oh Tulsa how I love you and your whores
I'm guessing she was asking how hot he thought she was on a scale 1-10.
I agree!!! These are starting to get really lame.
Just a few minutes?
This happened to me, the guy said pick a number between one and ten and I said six cause it's my lucky number and he said ok and then kissed me. I asked him later why he asked for a number and he said if I had said a number five or higher he would kiss me and if I said a number lower than five he wouldn't have. I think it was just a way of making up his mind, like flipping a coin. This sounds like what that chick did to the OP, but with sex.
She was probably going to fuck you regardless.
701 and 703 I think you are one and the same I just wanted you to know I seriously enjoyed your humor. Thank you sir
Its also a purchasable app on the iPhone. Hence all the TFLN ad's on this website. Also, high five OP!
no one going to hi5 the guy for getting laid?
This is a disgrace to the 918. Not all women spread their legs for a number. I'm glad that in the heart of the bible belt even the morals have been tampered with and all kids want to do is lose their virginity
I do this but I ask on a scale of 1 - 10 how bad do you want it
I only fuck them if it's 8 or above, 7 or below might get you a blow job if I'm in a good mood
wow..you're not a slut at all
Agree with 11:13. Nonetheless a good night!
It's an app to me buddy, so is fml, which sucks after reading this shit
...sigh only from my area code =\\
I guesss you were got hahaha
What would she have done had you said 10?