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  • So you picked 6 and she picked 9? Oh my immaturity knows no bounds...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:03am
  • A whore is a whore is a whore. Didn't matter what number you picked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:24am
    • and a WIN is a WIN is a WIN! Didn't matter how he got it.

      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 5:57am
  • Really, I don't get how people are like "OMGGGGGG DID YOU SEE HE SAID 'A FEW MINUTES LATER' HAHAHAHA HE CAME TOO SOON!!" Because uhh... who says you have to climax to lose your virginity? I'm pretty sure as long as he can get it in, he's golden. So, maybe a few minutes later he was fucking her... which counts as losing his virginity. Asshats.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:54am
  • Nice.... Someone has a new favorite number... *smirk*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:01am
  • I don't get what the point of her asking him to pick a number was. Can anyone enlighten me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:18am
    • i totally dunno, but here in GER u pronounce 6 ("sechs") like sex. Could just be some other joke, 2.

      Submitted by DrYoda on Mar 3, 10 at 2:41pm
  • 746 more like he got so excited he came before he even fucked her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:48am
  • The funniest part of that text is 'a few minutes later' HA! More like a few seconds later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:46am
  • 7:11- Even if you made an app for just the funny texts, you will still have to sift through all the crap. So in the end, are you really winning?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:25am
  • yall are all rude. it is text from last night, if its not funn, don't read, dumbass!! and there is nothing wrong with being a virgin!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:55pm
  • In all seriousness I doubt this guy got layed. Probably just "big talkin" to his other trekkie friends who are still virgins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:25am
  • 736, the reason your texts dont get posted is that youre not funny. deal with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:44pm
  • Oh i sort of interpreted the number system as the things the chick was going to do for him. So if he'd said 2 it would've just been the making out, i dunno.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:42am
  • dude it's an excuse to hook up, she would've hooked up with you if you said 12. good night btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:25pm
  • Dude, the number didn't matter. She just wanted you to "feel lucky".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:14am
  • the point of the numbers is basically to decide whether or not she'll fuck him. if he picks the right number, she will, if he picks the wrong one she wont. but since shes a whore she would probably fuck him anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:15am
  • Did it take 6 minutes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:33pm
  • 7:55 who the hell would say "meh... maybe 6" when asked that question?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:00am
  • Hey 9:04...I bet even the ugly ones don't want to fuck 8:40. He's totally full of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:18am
  • I'm tired of TFLN being called an app its a website u iPhone douchr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 5:50pm
  • God I miss the days when tfln wasn't overrun by high schoolers and virgins. Maybe I'll start a similar app and only put actually funny ones on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:11am
  • Yeah I love you 7:03

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:52am
  • Ya you were getting laid no matter what you said. She wanted to fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:28pm
  • 12:18 I bet it was your mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:32pm
  • 8:40 is a major fucking tool. We all know ugly girls are the only girls you get

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:04am
  • Hahaha "a few MINUTES later"! Virgin boys are the worst fucks ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:10am
    • or you are just retarded. who says the kid needed to bust a load to lose his virginity? when its in its in

      Submitted by littlegords on Apr 21, 10 at 5:54pm
  • I would also like to be enlightened as to the point of the numbers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:20am
  • 11:23 Having trouble getting laid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:42pm
  • 8:07. You're a winner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:44pm
  • White sorority girls rule

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:51am
  • I think I seen this exact message in WoW /trade chat the other day..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:07am
  • Shulda said 10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:51pm
  • did she carry u to her room with her strong arms 2?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:48pm
  • Man there are some haters on here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:48am
  • 8:00 I would probably say 4 or 5 if I didn't want to fuck her but I didn't want to hurt her feelings. Besides, I might not be able to fuck an ugly chick but I could definitely get a blowjob from her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:40am
  • hahahahaa thats hilarious

    Submitted by thatshot on Jan 12, 10 at 12:34pm
  • Omg. So I'm not the only one??

    Submitted by nightsurgeon on Mar 4, 10 at 2:13pm
  • ITS FUCKING FIRE HAZARD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:04am
  • ......God, the first time I read it it almost sounded rapey. But I guess he's freaking out cause he thought he almost picked wrong. The girl isn't necessarily a whore, Judgey McJudgertons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:40am
  • i like ur thinking

    Submitted by smilesformiles on Nov 7, 10 at 10:45pm
  • you were the 6th one in the train

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:54am
  • 6:05 is retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 4:30pm
  • Did you put your p in her v and then c all over her t's?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 5:23pm
  • This one was fucking great! C'mon!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:19am
  • Most likely any number would have been the correct answer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:17pm
  • 12:36 your definitely right on with that one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:39am
  • ^ clearly, your body is a temple. that's nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:16pm
  • LMFAO you should of said seven

    Submitted by jannae609 on Aug 19, 10 at 12:10am
  • Should of asked her what if you said two.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:36am
  • This one was pretty funny (: the last line made it perfect haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:38am
  • did you at least put it in her butt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:49am
  • Dude! She'd have fucked you anyway! No wonder you were still a virgin. Absolutely no clue about women!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:31am
  • Am I the onlyone who noticed he said a few minutes later?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:43pm
  • At 12:32 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:33pm
  • 7:03 you read my mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:32am
  • Dude if she actually had a number in mind to decide whether you won the fuck lottery, I want to meet her and shake her hand. I might adopt this policy as well for when my decision-making skills are out of order.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:13pm
  • I agree!!! These are starting to get really lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:15am
  • 11:23. Get your preaching ass off this app. No one wants to hear u speak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:23pm
  • Kim kardashian Gets me flaccid, I'd rather fuck Joan rivers then her. If your going to picture a hot chick, let it be Maria sharapova or something better then bigger fucking trash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:43pm
  • She wanted to know his dick size. He almost said 2.

    Submitted by swaggmj on Feb 8, 11 at 11:40pm
  • I'm guessing she was asking how hot he thought she was on a scale 1-10.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:43am
  • Dude, it doesn't matter what number you picked. She would have fucked you anyway. She was trying to make you feel like you actually matter to her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:55pm
  • Come on people. This is funny. hah 'i almost picked two.'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:57pm
  • Oh Tulsa how I love you and your whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:25am
  • doesnt matter what number, she was just mind fucking you first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:38am
  • Just a few minutes?

    Submitted by shelleybabe on Aug 23, 11 at 2:26am
  • 701 and 703 I think you are one and the same I just wanted you to know I seriously enjoyed your humor. Thank you sir

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:25am
  • amazing

    Submitted by lucky1 on Jun 15, 10 at 3:26am
  • This happened to me, the guy said pick a number between one and ten and I said six cause it's my lucky number and he said ok and then kissed me. I asked him later why he asked for a number and he said if I had said a number five or higher he would kiss me and if I said a number lower than five he wouldn't have. I think it was just a way of making up his mind, like flipping a coin. This sounds like what that chick did to the OP, but with sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:16pm
  • She was probably going to fuck you regardless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:13pm
  • no one going to hi5 the guy for getting laid? sick shits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:01pm
  • This is a disgrace to the 918. Not all women spread their legs for a number. I'm glad that in the heart of the bible belt even the morals have been tampered with and all kids want to do is lose their virginity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:23am
  • Its also a purchasable app on the iPhone. Hence all the TFLN ad's on this website. Also, high five OP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:39pm
  • I do this but I ask on a scale of 1 - 10 how bad do you want it I only fuck them if it's 8 or above, 7 or below might get you a blow job if I'm in a good mood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:55am
  • It's an app to me buddy, so is fml, which sucks after reading this shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:43pm
  • Agree with 11:13. Nonetheless a good night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:58pm
  • ...sigh only from my area code =\\

    Submitted by 4052074281 on Apr 15, 10 at 12:43am
  • What would she have done had you said 10?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:14pm
  • I guesss you were got hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:45pm
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