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  • 68 51
    Submitted by Skittlehunter on Aug 5, 11 at 2:14am

    Does string cheese even melt? Isn't that shit like processed rubber or something?

  • 59 46
    Submitted by jeviensdevenir on Aug 6, 11 at 2:02am

    You grammar nazis are fucking kidding me, right? I mean, I'm all for coherent messages, and send a well-spelled drunk text myself. But I kinda figured it was a pretty well understood tendency for drunk people to text like...well, drunk people, particularly on this site.

  • 61 50
    Submitted by iTrippin on Aug 5, 11 at 12:31am

    Don't know if drunk, or retarded

  • 59 52
    Submitted by VinSD on Aug 4, 11 at 4:50pm

    Did you make sure it want your car?\n"gonna luagh" if it is..

  • 61 59
    Submitted by jillo821 on Aug 4, 11 at 7:01pm

    It called string cheese!!

  • 57 56
    Submitted by cbarbs on Aug 5, 11 at 10:22pm

    Who cares about spelling he was drunk!!!

  • 54 55
    Submitted by 307703 on Aug 6, 11 at 12:45am

    Oh my god. Did he/she let his/her three year old sibling text this? It's spelled sooooo poorly. I know when I text drunk everything is spelled perfectly and 100% coherent. What an amateur. How did this even get past the moderators? I thought this was "Correctly Spelled and Coherent Texts From Last Night." What the hell happened? This website used to be so awesome. Now it's just barely cool enough for me to get on and bitch about what crap it is.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by withheld on Aug 4, 11 at 3:16pm

    Juvenile and retarded.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by HoHoHoeYo on Aug 4, 11 at 4:06pm

    Withheld, that's what college kids are!

  • 52 59
    Submitted by anfernysukka on Aug 4, 11 at 10:24pm

    Congratulations, you have the spelling of a 5 year old.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Ansley_Q25 on Aug 4, 11 at 10:33pm

    Wow, you're a great speller.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Aug 5, 11 at 2:49am

    What a fucking waste!