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  • You grammar nazis are fucking kidding me, right? I mean, I'm all for coherent messages, and send a well-spelled drunk text myself. But I kinda figured it was a pretty well understood tendency for drunk people to text like...well, drunk people, particularly on this site.

    Submitted by jeviensdevenir on Aug 6, 11 at 2:02am
  • Did you make sure it want your car?\n"gonna luagh" if it is..

    Submitted by VinSD on Aug 4, 11 at 4:50pm
  • Who cares about spelling he was drunk!!!

    Submitted by cbarbs on Aug 5, 11 at 10:22pm
  • Oh my god. Did he/she let his/her three year old sibling text this? It's spelled sooooo poorly. I know when I text drunk everything is spelled perfectly and 100% coherent. What an amateur. How did this even get past the moderators? I thought this was "Correctly Spelled and Coherent Texts From Last Night." What the hell happened? This website used to be so awesome. Now it's just barely cool enough for me to get on and bitch about what crap it is.

    Submitted by 307703 on Aug 6, 11 at 12:45am
  • Does string cheese even melt? Isn't that shit like processed rubber or something?

    Submitted by Skittlehunter on Aug 5, 11 at 2:14am
  • It called string cheese!!

    Submitted by jillo821 on Aug 4, 11 at 7:01pm
  • Don't know if drunk, or retarded

    Submitted by iTrippin on Aug 5, 11 at 12:31am
  • Juvenile and retarded.

    Submitted by withheld on Aug 4, 11 at 3:16pm
  • What a fucking waste!

    Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Aug 5, 11 at 2:49am
  • Withheld, that's what college kids are!

    Submitted by HoHoHoeYo on Aug 4, 11 at 4:06pm
  • Wow, you're a great speller.

    Submitted by Ansley_Q25 on Aug 4, 11 at 10:33pm
  • Congratulations, you have the spelling of a 5 year old.

    Submitted by anfernysukka on Aug 4, 11 at 10:24pm