juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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You grammar nazis are fucking kidding me, right? I mean, I'm all for coherent messages, and send a well-spelled drunk text myself. But I kinda figured it was a pretty well understood tendency for drunk people to text like...well, drunk people, particularly on this site.
Did you make sure it want your car?\n"gonna luagh" if it is..
Who cares about spelling he was drunk!!!
Oh my god. Did he/she let his/her three year old sibling text this? It's spelled sooooo poorly. I know when I text drunk everything is spelled perfectly and 100% coherent. What an amateur. How did this even get past the moderators? I thought this was "Correctly Spelled and Coherent Texts From Last Night." What the hell happened? This website used to be so awesome. Now it's just barely cool enough for me to get on and bitch about what crap it is.
Does string cheese even melt? Isn't that shit like processed rubber or something?
It called string cheese!!
Don't know if drunk, or retarded
Juvenile and retarded.
What a fucking waste!
Withheld, that's what college kids are!
Wow, you're a great speller.
Congratulations, you have the spelling of a 5 year old.