By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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She likes aural sex?
Take it from somebody who grew up in this area code: That kind of behavior won't even get you a second look in the good old NWI.
How dare you...
In mother Russia, phone licks you
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
Lick pretzels instead
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Dogs don't talk this is stupid