I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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that's spanish for hilarious
omg this is legendary it sounds like something id do except i dont DUI lol
fake or not... if you picture somebody asking that its hilarious.
"son, i pulled you over because you were swerving all over the raod."
"of course i was, i dropped my joint in my lap and i was trying to put it out by pouring my beer on it."
Hahaha, I think if I was a cop and some drunk asked me that, I'd let them do it just for the hell of it.
If you're gonna go down, might as well go down in style. I mean c'mon, how legendary would this status update be-- "Joe Schmo is updating his status from a cop car. Yep, that's right...DUI boooom"
omfg. after 6 FAILED posts - suddenly the unknown error disappears on my "hello?" dumb shit. i don't even care anymore...
12:17, dont be such a bitch. people can have similar jokes. just because you have no life and have read every single text on here doesnt mean everyone else has.
only if you accept his friend request
hahaha what a smart ass. thats some funny shit
3:45 officer that's not ours... Candybars
11:52am: Good job on copying another post: Tres: that means 3 in spanish.
i dont see why this would be a fake! shit happens when you party naked, and most of the time you want to update your facebook so that you remember about it the next day. Although this person will probably having no trouble remembering he/she was charged with a DUI
was you doin 55 in a 54
Good. You should not be getting out of a DUI anyway
Ahh Metro Atlanta..classy
7:11 its a line from Big Lebowski you fucking n00b
4:15 it's from Jay Z's song 99 Problems duh
doesn't matter if its fake or not its hilarious
This is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I hope the cop was nice to him after this. Part time krunked, full time hilarious.
can somebody translate what 1:18 said?
thats fuckin awesome! sooo legit! id do it haha
It doesn't have to be fake. A week ago my friends got out a DUI when he was with me after they found an empty beer can in his car... AND he blew.
Don't ask me how that happened.
11:39 - I would not hold out much hope for the tape deck... or the Credence...
7:11 she asked the cop when she had been pulled over when she was in the proces of being pulled over. like she for got that she had been pulled over and was asking him when it had happened
3:45 I have never been asked for REGISTRATION...License & insurance = yes, license & registration = never