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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:52am

    that's spanish for hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:39am

    "son, i pulled you over because you were swerving all over the raod." "of course i was, i dropped my joint in my lap and i was trying to put it out by pouring my beer on it."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:34am

    omfg. after 6 FAILED posts - suddenly the unknown error disappears on my "hello?" dumb shit. i don't even care anymore...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:12pm

    omg this is legendary it sounds like something id do except i dont DUI lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:35am

    only if you accept his friend request

  • 97 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:24pm

    fake or not... if you picture somebody asking that its hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:12pm

    Hahaha, I think if I was a cop and some drunk asked me that, I'd let them do it just for the hell of it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:43am

    Good. You should not be getting out of a DUI anyway

  • 89 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:15pm

    Ahh Metro Atlanta..classy

  • 89 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:41pm

    This is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I hope the cop was nice to him after this. Part time krunked, full time hilarious.

  • 82 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:43am

    hahaha what a smart ass. thats some funny shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:35pm

    i dont see why this would be a fake! shit happens when you party naked, and most of the time you want to update your facebook so that you remember about it the next day. Although this person will probably having no trouble remembering he/she was charged with a DUI

  • 94 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:20pm

    If you're gonna go down, might as well go down in style. I mean c'mon, how legendary would this status update be-- "Joe Schmo is updating his status from a cop car. Yep, that's right...DUI boooom"

  • 82 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:49pm

    12:17, dont be such a bitch. people can have similar jokes. just because you have no life and have read every single text on here doesnt mean everyone else has.

  • 89 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:48pm

    It doesn't have to be fake. A week ago my friends got out a DUI when he was with me after they found an empty beer can in his car... AND he blew. Don't ask me how that happened.

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:51am

    ahahhahaha hilariouso

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 7:11pm

    can somebody translate what 1:18 said?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:17pm

    11:52am: Good job on copying another post: Tres: that means 3 in spanish.

  • 84 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:30pm

    3:45 officer that's not ours... Candybars

  • 84 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:40pm

    doesn't matter if its fake or not its hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:15pm

    3:45 I have never been asked for REGISTRATION...License & insurance = yes, license & registration = never

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:37pm

    was you doin 55 in a 54

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:23am

    7:11 its a line from Big Lebowski you fucking n00b

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:24pm

    4:15 it's from Jay Z's song 99 Problems duh

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:08pm

    thats fuckin awesome! sooo legit! id do it haha

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:03pm

    7:11 she asked the cop when she had been pulled over when she was in the proces of being pulled over. like she for got that she had been pulled over and was asking him when it had happened

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:19pm

    11:39 - I would not hold out much hope for the tape deck... or the Credence...