ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • that's spanish for hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:52am
  • omg this is legendary it sounds like something id do except i dont DUI lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:12pm
  • fake or not... if you picture somebody asking that its hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:24pm
  • "son, i pulled you over because you were swerving all over the raod." "of course i was, i dropped my joint in my lap and i was trying to put it out by pouring my beer on it."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:39am
  • Hahaha, I think if I was a cop and some drunk asked me that, I'd let them do it just for the hell of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:12pm
  • ahahhahaha hilariouso

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:51am
  • If you're gonna go down, might as well go down in style. I mean c'mon, how legendary would this status update be-- "Joe Schmo is updating his status from a cop car. Yep, that's right...DUI boooom"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:20pm
  • omfg. after 6 FAILED posts - suddenly the unknown error disappears on my "hello?" dumb shit. i don't even care anymore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:34am
  • 12:17, dont be such a bitch. people can have similar jokes. just because you have no life and have read every single text on here doesnt mean everyone else has.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:49pm
  • only if you accept his friend request

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:35am
  • hahaha what a smart ass. thats some funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:43am
  • 3:45 officer that's not ours... Candybars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:30pm
  • 11:52am: Good job on copying another post: Tres: that means 3 in spanish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:17pm
  • i dont see why this would be a fake! shit happens when you party naked, and most of the time you want to update your facebook so that you remember about it the next day. Although this person will probably having no trouble remembering he/she was charged with a DUI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:35pm
  • was you doin 55 in a 54

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Good. You should not be getting out of a DUI anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:43am
  • Ahh Metro Atlanta..classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:15pm
  • 7:11 its a line from Big Lebowski you fucking n00b

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:23am
  • 4:15 it's from Jay Z's song 99 Problems duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:24pm
  • doesn't matter if its fake or not its hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:40pm
  • This is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I hope the cop was nice to him after this. Part time krunked, full time hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:41pm
  • can somebody translate what 1:18 said?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 7:11pm
  • thats fuckin awesome! sooo legit! id do it haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:08pm
  • It doesn't have to be fake. A week ago my friends got out a DUI when he was with me after they found an empty beer can in his car... AND he blew. Don't ask me how that happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:48pm
  • 11:39 - I would not hold out much hope for the tape deck... or the Credence...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:19pm
  • 7:11 she asked the cop when she had been pulled over when she was in the proces of being pulled over. like she for got that she had been pulled over and was asking him when it had happened

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:03pm
  • 3:45 I have never been asked for REGISTRATION...License & insurance = yes, license & registration = never

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:15pm
ADVERTISEMENT