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  • Dear Dark Wolf, \n Please consider investing in a sense of humor. \nSincerely, \nRochester

    Submitted by emcmullen20 on May 1, 11 at 9:36pm
    • Dear Child(ren), Please trade in your "sense of humor" for an up to date model. Your current one is defective: It is stuck on the "Grade School" setting.

      Submitted by DarkWolf on May 2, 11 at 6:59am
      • Bro, we're all on here to have fun and laugh about the crazy things that happen to us. I'm sorry if you'd rather play dungeons and dragons on the weekend, but find something to do other than come on a website, that you clearly know is meant for "grade school humor" and tell people they suck. \n\nThe text was hilarious. end of story.

        Submitted by mcmullek190 on May 2, 11 at 11:44pm
        • ahem .... There have been some truly amusing texts on this site: This is not one of them, end of story on THAT matter. As for what I do on weekends? I have a job, a family and can actually think with the brain I was given - it is not MY fault that you cannot say the same, kid.

          Submitted by DarkWolf on May 3, 11 at 1:24am
  • my vag plays that same trick on me with the exbf 

    Submitted by outdrinksyou on May 1, 11 at 11:23am
  • you must have a small, narrow, pen-head like penis to be able to text w/ it!\n\nMy fingers are almost to big to text accurately, I can't imagine trying to do it with my dingaling!

    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on May 1, 11 at 2:45pm
  • haha i have done that i just dont have a penis tho haha! since im a girl

    Submitted by cutiepie153 on May 2, 11 at 4:24am
  • my penis doesnt text, it calls

    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 1, 11 at 2:22pm
    • Can I suggest google voice for these moments?

      Submitted by Aaruhn on May 2, 11 at 6:05pm
  • In Soviet Russia, texting is for humans only.

    Submitted by ojg15 on May 1, 11 at 1:36pm
  • Been there.

    Submitted by finswy on May 1, 11 at 11:23am
  • Sends flowers and limo full of champagne

    Submitted by 06460man on May 3, 11 at 11:18pm
  • My penis goes beyond the call. It sends flowers

    Submitted by 06460man on May 3, 11 at 11:06pm
  • Thank you emcmullen20 that made my night.

    Submitted by gmarkel on May 1, 11 at 9:57pm
  • your penis can text me any time twozerosixseveneighteightsixsixsevennine

    Submitted by naughtybody21 on May 2, 11 at 3:04am
  • Ah yes, blame a body part utterly incapable of thought or of using a phone for your own actions. I hope you are only ever able to get a below minimum wage job that requires no responsibility or accountability.

    Submitted by DarkWolf on May 1, 11 at 1:39pm