Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
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I'm not sure, but I bet they cost less than the number of drinks it would take to make me shit my pants in an airport.
If you were coherent enough to be standing, let alone make it to the airport, how do you shit your pants?!
Didn't he have luggage? Who doesn't have a pajama and one change carry on?
Everything costs more at the airport.
Since when did pooping ur pants when ur drunk become un cool?!
New dignity costs more.
How do you shit your pants drunk or otherwise?
Shitting your pants is easy, babies do it all the time.
Excessive alcohol gives some people gas and explosive dirreah...mistake one for the other and well...
if you havent EVER shit your pants you arent drinking enough
I remember when I had my first airport beer...