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  • I'm not sure, but I bet they cost less than the number of drinks it would take to make me shit my pants in an airport.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 30, 11 at 12:14pm
  • If you were coherent enough to be standing, let alone make it to the airport, how do you shit your pants?!

    Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Oct 30, 11 at 12:34pm
  • Didn't he have luggage? Who doesn't have a pajama and one change carry on?

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 31, 11 at 2:51am
  • Everything costs more at the airport.

    Submitted by goodhead50 on Oct 30, 11 at 10:37am
  • Since when did pooping ur pants when ur drunk become un cool?!

    Submitted by 3one3 on Oct 30, 11 at 6:03pm
  • New dignity costs more.

    Submitted by D_Rock__ on Jun 1, 12 at 8:30pm
  • How do you shit your pants drunk or otherwise?

    Submitted by kevxster on Oct 30, 11 at 9:10am
    • Shitting your pants is easy, babies do it all the time.

      Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Oct 30, 11 at 9:16am
    • Excessive alcohol gives some people gas and explosive dirreah...mistake one for the other and well...

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 30, 11 at 4:06pm
  • if you havent EVER shit your pants you arent drinking enough

    Submitted by slammin211s on Nov 2, 11 at 9:41pm
  • I remember when I had my first airport beer...

    Submitted by beezybaby on Oct 30, 11 at 11:31pm