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(904): View more from Florida

my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.

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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.

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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.

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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.

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(904): View more from Florida

way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...

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I saved lives by not driving this morning

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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm

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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.

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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.

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