After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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hey tfln, maybe if you weren't so busy putting up ads about shitty movies, ugly women in lace, and flamboyant male models in unisex clothing you'd actually do a better job of keeping this site funny.
It was funny the FIRST time. Repeat fail
Didn't I see this text three days ago?
You WIN at FAIL.
What TFLN is in goddam syndecation now?
I literally LOLed at this statement!
It's not quite as funny the SECOND time around...
... Deja vu
Oh well, he gave her HIV to remember him by.
I feel like I've seen this before...
at least wait a month before resubmitting a text
@Biznatch not only r u a piece of shit but u can't read either it says USMC_wifey as in I'm a girl not a sir so check ur shit befor u try to insult me
The person that approved this one must have been the kid who hit it and quit it. The other day he was still in hiding...
MY MIND WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE YOU SHITHEADS REPEATED
THREE words... EPIC FUCKING FAIL.
Nope shit happens all the time. Just say No!
@usmc, you're a retard. This was literally posted just a couple days ago. Scroll down a few texts and you'll find it again. So you sir deserve a FUCK YOU
gdbear30, THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT!
Actually this is a repeat WIN. However, because it IS a repeat, the website is a fail.
@biznatch hahaha. Good job. Win.
Did your vagina kill him?
@mordantmouth - comment win
Fake. This wouldn't ever happen
anybody else find it odd that two people from the same area code had the exact same thing happen to them, and described it in the exact same way???
I believe the term is F*** and chuck OP
He is the chosen one... He was put on earth to do mediocre things then never to be seen again, kinda like Jesus but not as rewarding.
The real EPIC fail is that u all go on here enough to realize she copied an old post