He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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next time you hook up with a drunk guy, make sure he's not 16.
sounds like something zack braff's character on scrubs would do.
Haha I bet that's a FIRST for you!
At least y'all are being kind of creative with first comments.
I think Giggles the clown finally got to fuck his sister!!!
What a champ hahaha
You must look like a bus.
That sounds like a drunk pussy there. I got drunk once and saw me naked....
Lmfao. Niceeeeee. Maybe he was thinking about cars(:
Were you making car noises while riding him? XD\n\nVrooom vrooom!
Well atleas you are on top that is a sign that you are awesome
Cant stop laughing!! nice one!
Maybe he wanted to park in ur garage
I may have dated that guy...
maybe his car gives better sex than you, so he imagined you were it
Sounds like my ex after a liter of Jack...
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Omg that's hilarious
Next time just fucking punch him in the fucking face
Wow I hope that was the last time...
i honestly dont know a comment to describe how funny this is
If I was hitting that I would have Busted on your forhead and said "Simba"
Did you enjoy it? Lol