He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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next time you hook up with a drunk guy, make sure he's not 16.
Haha I bet that's a FIRST for you!
At least y'all are being kind of creative with first comments.
sounds like something zack braff's character on scrubs would do.
I think Giggles the clown finally got to fuck his sister!!!
That sounds like a drunk pussy there. I got drunk once and saw me naked....
You must look like a bus.
What a champ hahaha
Lmfao. Niceeeeee. Maybe he was thinking about cars(:
Well atleas you are on top that is a sign that you are awesome
Were you making car noises while riding him? XD\n\nVrooom vrooom!
I may have dated that guy...
Cant stop laughing!! nice one!
Maybe he wanted to park in ur garage
maybe his car gives better sex than you, so he imagined you were it
Sounds like my ex after a liter of Jack...
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Omg that's hilarious
Next time just fucking punch him in the fucking face
Wow I hope that was the last time...
i honestly dont know a comment to describe how funny this is
If I was hitting that I would have Busted on your forhead and said "Simba"
Did you enjoy it? Lol