I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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10:11 is too forthcoming about molesting passed out girls. Can't get a conscious one, huh?
But it would be chill I it was a guy fucking around, right? Fuck off calling her a whore.
she may not be a whore..but shes a dumbass for letting that shit happened and oh but wait, shes a hoe for finding her effed up situation funny.
Why are you wearing revlon girl. Step it up
You would have the same area code as me
Such subtle product placement
It would be hysterical if this were posted by a Revlon rep.
You should definitely send that thank-you note to Revlon because your mommy and daddy damn-sure do not deserve it.
I need to write u a thank you letter for not getting mad at me.
Fuck off for calling her a whore alright. You guys are really going to judge? Really...?
Revlon better than L'oreal? No way!!!
WHO EVEN BELIEVES THIS SHIT ANYMORE?
What a whore
Revlon- preffered makeup of drunken filthy whores everywhere.
Ahhh. My kinda girl.
That's kinda hot actually
been there! seriously thats like the best feeling!
Ok kids the word for this post is w-h-o-r-e
This sounds almost exactly like my night. Did you wake up with clothes on?
Fun to jiz on a passed out chick!
What kind of makeup is that? I just fucked a bitch last night and my pillow woke up with a makeover.
BET SHE WENT TO CARMEL HIGH SCHOOL.
Yup.. Hooligan is a whore too. But being a whore isn't always a bad thing I'm there's a lot of desperate guys that can use you
guys that call women whores should appreciate us 4 givin u some, butt since u don't I hope u find 1 of us equiped with some pussy teeth assholes
Sorry I missed your mouth
Gotta love make up! After all that and a girl still looks good
I'm throwing away all my cover girl makeup and switching to revlon!!
I dont understand why guys like to cum on girls or on their face or in there mouths. Fucking nasty.
i agree, its like is it too difficult to cum somewhere else
I'm favorite-ing this just so I'll remember to buy Revlon. Rock on.
Lol ahh, the glory days
Fail, haha. *first
You sure you didn't mean to say "Worst"?
Wow what a whore
Wow, I'm sure you feel really proud of yourself right now. You're gross..... That is all.
I'd wait to write that thank you note... You'll need it for the manufacturer who has the best wrinkle reducer for all that make-up you wear.
I love dirty tramps. I'm still wondering how many dudes stopped in to cum on your face. I would have for sure. Maybe leave a steaming dump on your chest too!