So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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We all celebrate when we find out charges have been dropped and your mug shot doesn't make you look fat
You're celebrating no STD's.... she's celebrating no baby.
Both are things to be thankful for.
She's probably celebrating something more normal - like a birthday, a holiday, possessing the common sense to use protection unlike the floozy behind her in line...
Either that or the champaign was on sale
Keep rolling those dice, you'll catch something!