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  • 86 65
    Submitted by Taipan on Aug 31, 10 at 8:13pm

    She's probably celebrating something more normal - like a birthday, a holiday, possessing the common sense to use protection unlike the floozy behind her in line...

  • 83 59
    Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 31, 10 at 3:39pm

    You're celebrating no STD's.... she's celebrating no baby.

    • 63 55
      Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 31, 10 at 4:01pm

      Both are things to be thankful for.

  • 69 63
    Submitted by JenBen on Sep 1, 10 at 12:27am

    Either that or the champaign was on sale

  • 68 64
    Submitted by itsblitz on Aug 31, 10 at 3:26pm

    panda.

  • 68 67
    Submitted by tator on Sep 1, 10 at 10:44pm

    We all celebrate when we find out charges have been dropped and your mug shot doesn't make you look fat

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 31, 10 at 5:28pm

    Keep rolling those dice, you'll catch something!

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