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  • Submitted by HDstudly on Jun 27, 10 at 8:16am

    Just want to clear something up for the posters before me... This text, while funny, is neither evidence for, nor evidence against, God.

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      Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 1:24pm

      The existence of Pretzels is proof that there is a god.

  • Submitted by wtflol09 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:27pm

    I love how dumb asses get bent outbid jape over a text with god in it. Look where you're reading it from people! WTF. \n\nAnd yeah, god knew.

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 1:25pm

    These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

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    Submitted by RayneKamikaze on Jun 27, 10 at 3:01pm

    Are you guys really complaining that he said God? Who fucking cares?

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    Submitted by ashlee34 on Jun 27, 10 at 9:17am

    Why is everyone so serious? Ctfo, I loved this text!

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    Submitted by Jugln2007 on Jun 27, 10 at 9:22am

    Okay all the post about god.... We were made to fuck and reproduce so what's the big deal why would he "spite" them. Anyway funny text

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    Submitted by junglegym87 on Jun 27, 10 at 6:33am

    Awesome... I just got home myself from a similar thing though yours is totally FTW what with the song & all. lmao

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    Submitted by ptrclvs on Jun 27, 10 at 8:01pm


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    Submitted by maskedman on Jun 27, 10 at 9:43am

    God watched you two have sex and then played a song to congratulate you?\n\nThat's exactly how my uncle wound up on the sex offender's list.

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    Submitted by jordo on Jun 27, 10 at 11:45am

    666\nthe beaat

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 1:06pm

    I would like to no wht their conversation was?

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    Submitted by Briiibaby on Aug 16, 10 at 7:06am

    Not wondering about the God part, so much as I am wondering if this was Taylor haha

  • Submitted by Nick2Syller on Jun 27, 10 at 8:26am

    No thirsty pretzels?

  • Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Jun 27, 10 at 6:10am

    Assuming this isn't your wife, if God ACTUALLY knew, wouldn't he smite you in some way?