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  • These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 1:25pm
  • Just want to clear something up for the posters before me... This text, while funny, is neither evidence for, nor evidence against, God.

    Submitted by HDstudly on Jun 27, 10 at 8:16am
  • I love how dumb asses get bent outbid jape over a text with god in it. Look where you're reading it from people! WTF. \n\nAnd yeah, god knew.

    Submitted by wtflol09 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:27pm
  • lame

    Submitted by ptrclvs on Jun 27, 10 at 8:01pm
  • Are you guys really complaining that he said God? Who fucking cares?

    Submitted by RayneKamikaze on Jun 27, 10 at 3:01pm
  • Awesome... I just got home myself from a similar thing though yours is totally FTW what with the song & all. lmao

    Submitted by junglegym87 on Jun 27, 10 at 6:33am
  • Okay all the post about god.... We were made to fuck and reproduce so what's the big deal why would he "spite" them. Anyway funny text

    Submitted by Jugln2007 on Jun 27, 10 at 9:22am
  • Why is everyone so serious? Ctfo, I loved this text!

    Submitted by ashlee34 on Jun 27, 10 at 9:17am
  • God watched you two have sex and then played a song to congratulate you?\n\nThat's exactly how my uncle wound up on the sex offender's list.

    Submitted by maskedman on Jun 27, 10 at 9:43am
  • I would like to no wht their conversation was?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 1:06pm
  • 666\nthe beaat

    Submitted by jordo on Jun 27, 10 at 11:45am
  • No thirsty pretzels?

    Submitted by Nick2Syller on Jun 27, 10 at 8:26am
  • Assuming this isn't your wife, if God ACTUALLY knew, wouldn't he smite you in some way?

    Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Jun 27, 10 at 6:10am
  • Not wondering about the God part, so much as I am wondering if this was Taylor haha

    Submitted by Briiibaby on Aug 16, 10 at 7:06am