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  • 131 61
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 4:19pm
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    i dont even want to be Firsty for this one.

  • 61 34
    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jul 16, 10 at 9:26pm
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    Desperate or a Gentleman. I'm voting on the latter.

  • 53 46
    Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 16, 10 at 4:22pm
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    The sex may not have been good, but you have to admire the respect given by the British.

  • 46 38
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 16, 10 at 9:57pm
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    next time I'm sure he'll offer to brush your hair for you.

  • 40 29
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 16, 10 at 9:27pm
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    It's the little things.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Jul 16, 10 at 10:38pm
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    What a gentleman. Keeper ftw!

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Metallica_181 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:17pm
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 43 42
    Submitted by mel24 on Jul 17, 10 at 7:05am
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    I like to pretend this text comes from the same person that wrote the text right above this one.

  • 43 42
    Submitted by hella_steez on Jul 16, 10 at 9:13pm
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    Firsty is fucking baller

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 17, 10 at 1:30am
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    And then mess it up that night

  • 39 40
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 17, 10 at 3:08am
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    Dude this txt rocks! Quit hatin!

  • 40 49
    Submitted by broncos4life on Jul 17, 10 at 9:40am
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    In soviet Russia bed make you

  • 35 40
    Submitted by lexarenee129 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:11am
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    I've read better.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by BRiANAA on Jul 16, 10 at 4:17pm
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    I agree rawrr

  • 33 41
    Submitted by sgtextreme94 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:39am
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    Firsty is the fuckin man

  • 33 42
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 17, 10 at 10:46am
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    I would have offered to make breakfast in the morning, but not make the bed. That's pointless because we would just mess it up again.

  • 30 44
    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:55am
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    you are either that hot or you were that good....

  • 31 51
    Submitted by zwuang on Jul 16, 10 at 7:56pm
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    That's generally the time ppl make their bed

  • 35 61
    Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 16, 10 at 9:46pm
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    What a fucking loser

  • 36 63
    Submitted by JV33 on Jul 16, 10 at 6:52pm
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    This is the worst text

    • 20 49
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 16, 10 at 8:20pm
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      No, just boring. There have been some too disgusting to forget. Those were the worst.

  • 17 27
    Submitted by CrimsonCheetos on Jun 11, 11 at 8:58pm
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    Sounds like a gentleman.

  • 28 49
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 16, 10 at 7:24pm
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    How did this get past a moderator? I think the pay to moderate thing is a scam.

  • 22 38
    Submitted by sonsallas on Jul 17, 10 at 11:06am
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    Desperate - dude should lose his Man card.

  • 28 51
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 16, 10 at 11:28pm
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    did he offer to wipe your ass also?

  • 30 55
    Submitted by 110340 on Jul 16, 10 at 4:14pm
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    Not funny at all..come on tfln

  • 20 36
    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:56am
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    How sweet of him!

  • 23 46
    Submitted by ChicaMEB on Jul 17, 10 at 4:30am
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    Gentleman, staying classy.... Got to admire that in a guy

  • 27 55
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 16, 10 at 8:08pm
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    Too desperate

  • 16 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:58am
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    Dump his ass things r about to get very complicated

  • 30 64
    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 16, 10 at 5:36pm
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    Sovietpretzel killed the whole firsty joke

  • 32 69
    Submitted by Geiko on Jul 16, 10 at 4:25pm
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    It's not hard to make the bed... O.o

  • 32 70
    Submitted by KyleCondie on Jul 16, 10 at 4:14pm
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    This is lame. How did this make it on here?

  • 26 63
    Submitted by rawrzzz95 on Jul 16, 10 at 4:16pm
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    It looks like 3 ppl missed the thumbs down button ...

  • 24 61
    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 16, 10 at 4:36pm
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    The guys a tool

  • 28 83
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:32pm
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    Soviet Russian's are ashamed of this txt. And Firsty. First.

  • 26 81
    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 16, 10 at 5:41pm
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    text me ;) seven oh seven six two eight2939