he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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i dont even want to be Firsty for this one.
Desperate or a Gentleman. I'm voting on the latter.
The sex may not have been good, but you have to admire the respect given by the British.
Firsty is fucking baller
These pretzels are making me thirsty
It's the little things.
I agree rawrr
What a gentleman. Keeper ftw!
next time I'm sure he'll offer to brush your hair for you.
I like to pretend this text comes from the same person that wrote the text right above this one.
And then mess it up that night
In soviet Russia bed make you
Firsty is the fuckin man
I would have offered to make breakfast in the morning, but not make the bed. That's pointless because we would just mess it up again.
I've read better.
Desperate - dude should lose his Man card.
Dude this txt rocks! Quit hatin!
What a fucking loser
That's generally the time ppl make their bed
Not funny at all..come on tfln
Sounds like a gentleman.
Gentleman, staying classy.... Got to admire that in a guy
you are either that hot or you were that good....
It looks like 3 ppl missed the thumbs down button ...
This is the worst text
No, just boring. There have been some too disgusting to forget. Those were the worst.
This is lame. How did this make it on here?
How did this get past a moderator? I think the pay to moderate thing is a scam.
Sovietpretzel killed the whole firsty joke
Dump his ass things r about to get very complicated
did he offer to wipe your ass also?
It's not hard to make the bed... O.o
How sweet of him!
Soviet Russian's are ashamed of this txt. And Firsty. First.
The guys a tool
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