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  • That's just heavenly Oh snap I made a pun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:24am
  • Did it taste like Easter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:03am
  • Whenever I meet parents, to keep from being nervous, I just imagine all the things I've done to their daughter and hope they have psychic powers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Does she not have a vagina? I mean, why half sin? Why not plow her on candid video, accidently leave it in their DVD player, then greet him with a smile and threaten to go to the police about his wandering hands on the alter boys if he has a problem with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:16am
  • Kinda the same thing when the girl's dad is the chief of police in your small town. You just know that the story is going to get back to him...if not the video.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:03pm
  • Ha ha. I was that girl once !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:05pm
  • I know EXACTLY what that feels like.

    Submitted by Tanith on Jan 14, 11 at 12:55am
  • Has this not been posted in some way like 50 times on TFLN? Seriously people lrn2original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:35am
  • Now I see what you mean. 12 year olds who don't understand shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:04am
  • haha im a pastors daughter too, i love that i'm not the only making guys feel awkward in church

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:31am
  • >.> Thats respectable....

    Submitted by BlorbleSkifnotz on Jan 31, 10 at 5:43pm
  • Could we get the 12 years olds to just shut the fuck up and learn?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:16pm
  • Um.. Pastors don't have alter boys . Preists do. Wrong religion bud. @11:16

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:47am
  • I go to church! :) but I go for the whole good person thing...not for the nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:56pm
  • 11:13 WTF? No one said anthing about peanut butter on his balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:17pm
  • WHO THE FUCK STILL GOES TO CHURCH?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:42pm
  • the minister's son got me into weed. He covers for me to my parents because they know his father and assume he doesn't do shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 6:48pm
  • I've had sex in a church a few times. It's pretty much like jizzing on the face of god. Feels good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:00am
  • where the fuck are the moderators for this site? Yeah, I know, I'm one of the words in that sentence I just wrote.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:02pm
  • Wish my pastor had a daughter! Thats awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:20am
  • 1:00 (1) you're my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Try goin to church every sunday & on mission trips w/ ur pastor & his family having every1 know you fucked his son

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:21am
  • Is this Battletoads?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Sacrilicious. It's only awkward if you make it that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:00pm
  • TRY NOT GOING TO CHURCH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:37am
  • I fucked my priests son last week after Sunday school. Shhhhhhhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Sticky and sinful. (Big tone rides again)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:45am
  • (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:34pm
  • I wish my former pastor had a daughter. I'd do her no matter how much of an ugly bitch she was. Then anounce it to him...just to watch the prick have a heart attack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:16pm
  • 11:47, wrong religion for the pastor then since he can't get his rocks off with boys like preists can then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:50am
  • Epic

    Submitted by mckicker30 on Mar 11, 12 at 1:19pm
  • You're Sunday achool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:16pm
  • LMAO... Damn you are nasty! I like it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:53am
  • Dude, you let you dog lick peanut butter off ypr balls?? Thats fuken gross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:13am
  • That is awesome. Wish my dad was a pastor.. Kinda jus for the fact it would be a turn on to sin lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Pastors and priests are in the same religion in some cases, like Catholicism. Pastors are the "head priest". The one in charge. So let's not talk down on people when we think we're right only to be wrong ourselves, shall we?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:23am
  • "forgive me father, for I have sinned."\n"what was it you did?"\n"I plowed your daughter the other night"\n"..."

    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Nov 13, 11 at 11:50pm
  • wow. immature people need to leave now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:24am
  • i am dating a pastors daughter and i feel you on that one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 6:49pm
  • mmmm chocolate syrup ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:37am
  • I've never enjoyed using food during sexual activities. It's messy enough with sweat and cum. Plus, when I go down on a guy (or a girl), I want to taste him (or her), not something else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:40am
  • 11:26 fmylife is all bullshit too at least these are funny and we can relate to most and actually laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:49am
  • you big pussy! Grow some balls!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:02am
  • Lmfao I'm a guy and no homo but I love u for sayin that lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:56am
  • it would be awkward if you had been licking someone else's cum out of his wife's asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:04am
  • Well I think you should confess your sins. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:42am
  • Amen

    Submitted by r360und on Apr 28, 10 at 4:31am
  • You're peanut butter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:22pm
  • I go to church So I can lick some nipples !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:55pm
  • I agree. She has a pussy and tits and you have the god-given right to use them whenever and however you want. Man up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:03am
  • Haha dude sooo sooooo awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:27pm
  • I feel like this site should be restricted to those older than middle school at least. Or better yet, high school. You should have to be laid to get to read this, I'm so tired of kids all over this site.

    Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 3:48pm
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