It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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That's just heavenly
Oh snap I made a pun
Did it taste like Easter?
Whenever I meet parents, to keep from being nervous, I just imagine all the things I've done to their daughter and hope they have psychic powers.
Does she not have a vagina? I mean, why half sin? Why not plow her on candid video, accidently leave it in their DVD player, then greet him with a smile and threaten to go to the police about his wandering hands on the alter boys if he has a problem with it.
Kinda the same thing when the girl's dad is the chief of police in your small town. You just know that the story is going to get back to him...if not the video.
Ha ha. I was that girl once !
I know EXACTLY what that feels like.
Has this not been posted in some way like 50 times on TFLN? Seriously people lrn2original
Now I see what you mean. 12 year olds who don't understand shit.
haha im a pastors daughter too, i love that i'm not the only making guys feel awkward in church
>.> Thats respectable....
Could we get the 12 years olds to just shut the fuck up and learn?
Um.. Pastors don't have alter boys . Preists do. Wrong religion bud. @11:16
I go to church! :)
but I go for the whole good person thing...not for the nasty.
11:13 WTF? No one said anthing about peanut butter on his balls
WHO THE FUCK STILL GOES TO CHURCH?!
the minister's son got me into weed. He covers for me to my parents because they know his father and assume he doesn't do shit.
I've had sex in a church a few times. It's pretty much like jizzing on the face of god. Feels good.
where the fuck are the moderators for this site?
Yeah, I know, I'm one of the words in that sentence I just wrote.
Wish my pastor had a daughter!
1:00 (1) you're my hero
Try goin to church every sunday & on mission trips w/ ur pastor & his family having every1 know you fucked his son
Is this Battletoads?
Sacrilicious. It's only awkward if you make it that way.
TRY NOT GOING TO CHURCH
I fucked my priests son last week after Sunday school. Shhhhhhhh.
Sticky and sinful. (Big tone rides again)
(408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I wish my former pastor had a daughter. I'd do her no matter how much of an ugly bitch she was. Then anounce it to him...just to watch the prick have a heart attack.
11:47, wrong religion for the pastor then since he can't get his rocks off with boys like preists can then.
You're Sunday achool
LMAO... Damn you are nasty! I like it!
Dude, you let you dog lick peanut butter off ypr balls??
Thats fuken gross!
That is awesome. Wish my dad was a pastor.. Kinda jus for the fact it would be a turn on to sin lol
Pastors and priests are in the same religion in some cases, like Catholicism. Pastors are the "head priest". The one in charge. So let's not talk down on people when we think we're right only to be wrong ourselves, shall we?
"forgive me father, for I have sinned."\n"what was it you did?"\n"I plowed your daughter the other night"\n"..."
wow. immature people need to leave now.
i am dating a pastors daughter and i feel you on that one.
mmmm chocolate syrup ;)
I've never enjoyed using food during sexual activities. It's messy enough with sweat and cum. Plus, when I go down on a guy (or a girl), I want to taste him (or her), not something else.
11:26 fmylife is all bullshit too at least these are funny and we can relate to most and actually laugh
you big pussy! Grow some balls!
Lmfao I'm a guy and no homo but I love u for sayin that lol
it would be awkward if you had been licking someone else's cum out of his wife's asshole
Well I think you should confess your sins. Lol
You're peanut butter
I go to church So I can lick some nipples !!!
I agree. She has a pussy and tits and you have the god-given right to use them whenever and however you want. Man up
Haha dude sooo sooooo awesome
I feel like this site should be restricted to those older than middle school at least. Or better yet, high school. You should have to be laid to get to read this, I'm so tired of kids all over this site.