Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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He also got his name from a Keystone commercial. Laaammmeeee.
You can eat a dick too little lady!
It's been three days, if these Pretzels are still making you thirsty get a drink already and move on to a new Seinfeld quote to excessively post all over TFLN.
Eat a dick!
eat some pretzels and get thirsty enough to the point where you cant post, gayboy
If you want him to stop saying it why acknowledge him over and over? YOU are the reason he's doing it. Get some common sense
Why would you have sex with an acidic fruit.
the first thing that ran through my mind after reading this...
he sounds a bit fruity
LMAO @ Keith and GodlessBJ
American Pie gave loser guys too many bad ideas for kitty alternatives
Maybe he isn't a loser, maybe every girl in his town is a whore and he would rather stick his meat in other things. Didn't think of that alternative, did you?
not everyone in the 757 is a whore, just most of them :(
Look at it this way: He had the opportunity to have sex with you, but chose instead, to have sex with a tomato.
so..they are saying your vajayjay is at LEAST as good as salad fare?
In soviet Russia, tomatoes look at sex every way.
Is tha soviet Russian a ratard????
Ummmm.... I'm gonna try that lol
These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
I admire the dedication Keith, keep on pretzeling.
Sex with a tomato - that makes sex with a watermelon sound a lot less pathetic. Do NOT have sex with him even if he begs.