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  • He also got his name from a Keystone commercial. Laaammmeeee.

    Submitted by COKRAWK on Jun 30, 10 at 4:25pm
  • It's been three days, if these Pretzels are still making you thirsty get a drink already and move on to a new Seinfeld quote to excessively post all over TFLN.

    Submitted by AnonymousBacon on Jun 30, 10 at 4:11pm
  • If you want him to stop saying it why acknowledge him over and over? YOU are the reason he's doing it. Get some common sense

    Submitted by jondime23 on Jun 30, 10 at 5:58pm
  • Why would you have sex with an acidic fruit.

    Submitted by AdolfHeilHitler on Jun 30, 10 at 4:18pm
  • he sounds a bit fruity

    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 1, 10 at 8:56am
  • LMAO @ Keith and GodlessBJ

    Submitted by Sarah16777 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:52am
  • American Pie gave loser guys too many bad ideas for kitty alternatives

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 30, 10 at 7:31pm
  • so..they are saying your vajayjay is at LEAST as good as salad fare?

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 30, 10 at 5:16pm
  • Is tha soviet Russian a ratard????

    Submitted by motoxdad on Jun 30, 10 at 9:38pm
  • Maybe he isn't a loser, maybe every girl in his town is a whore and he would rather stick his meat in other things. Didn't think of that alternative, did you?

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 1, 10 at 12:20am
    • not everyone in the 757 is a whore, just most of them :(

      Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 1, 10 at 12:18pm
  • Look at it this way: He had the opportunity to have sex with you, but chose instead, to have sex with a tomato.

    Submitted by alleykat on Jun 30, 10 at 6:59pm
  • In soviet Russia, tomatoes look at sex every way.

    Submitted by godlessBJ on Jun 30, 10 at 4:11pm
  • Ummmm.... I'm gonna try that lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 12:35am
  • These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 30, 10 at 4:09pm
  • That tan?

    Submitted by sieht on Dec 16, 10 at 11:13pm
  • I admire the dedication Keith, keep on pretzeling.

    Submitted by godlessBJ on Jun 30, 10 at 4:13pm
  • Sex with a tomato - that makes sex with a watermelon sound a lot less pathetic. Do NOT have sex with him even if he begs.

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jul 1, 10 at 1:20pm