i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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Yo, stfu. That Italian girl is fucking hot. I forget the name of her show.
Giada De Laurentiis can eat my sausage any day. And finish off with an Alfredo sauce.
doesn't help that Giada acts like she's creaming her pants every time she tastes her own cooking!
The guy who does Good Eats is HOT.
Alton Brown is the shit!
When I see shrimp scampi I get goin too
So u got the hots for paula deen! Its alright..ur secrets safe with us!
But Giada has such amazing tits...
Giada is jerkin material
No way! My ex would jack-off to Gilda or whatever her name is
Tyler Florence hot as hell I got off plenty to watching him
stole that from Jim gaffigan
I have to Giada and Rachel ray! I'd fuck the shit out of either one!
What a fat shit.
Rule: The cake is a lie, so, DONT PLEASURE YOURSELF TO A LIE!!! Giada ftw btw.
Pretty sure we all beat off to Paula Dean.
2 words, 1 name: Laura Calder
Actually ur not
Have you not heard of a foodgasm?
I'm fat and The Food Network grosses me out.
Time to re-assess your life?
Giada is amazing. Even if her head is too big for her body.
Not so, in fact. I knew a guy in high school.
Giada is sooooo fucking hot I would fuck her anyday
not the only one. girls that can cook are hot.
I'm putting it out there. My bf and I had very hot sex for about a month any time Anthony Bourdain's "food porn" (1
yous a creepy hoe
Not the only person! Lol
The food network is fat people's porn Geez. didn't you know that?
Only ok when high.
Definitely not the only person
Tonights Iron Chefs secret ingredient is
I take it you are not a cook then lol
Nope and ivaint fat
Apparently whoever this text was about isnt alone.\nThat, and reading these comments i can tell there are a LOT of fat people on TFLN
Not true! I'm in! Alton brown does it for me!
Strange, I thought all fat people did this?