i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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Yo, stfu. That Italian girl is fucking hot. I forget the name of her show.
Giada De Laurentiis can eat my sausage any day. And finish off with an Alfredo sauce.
doesn't help that Giada acts like she's creaming her pants every time she tastes her own cooking!
The guy who does Good Eats is HOT.
Alton Brown is the shit!
When I see shrimp scampi I get goin too
So u got the hots for paula deen! Its alright..ur secrets safe with us!
Giada is jerkin material
But Giada has such amazing tits...
No way! My ex would jack-off to Gilda or whatever her name is
Tyler Florence hot as hell I got off plenty to watching him
I have to Giada and Rachel ray! I'd fuck the shit out of either one!
What a fat shit.
stole that from Jim gaffigan
2 words, 1 name: Laura Calder
Pretty sure we all beat off to Paula Dean.
Rule: The cake is a lie, so, DONT PLEASURE YOURSELF TO A LIE!!! Giada ftw btw.
Actually ur not
Have you not heard of a foodgasm?
I'm fat and The Food Network grosses me out.
Time to re-assess your life?
Giada is amazing. Even if her head is too big for her body.
Not so, in fact. I knew a guy in high school.
Giada is sooooo fucking hot I would fuck her anyday
I'm putting it out there. My bf and I had very hot sex for about a month any time Anthony Bourdain's "food porn" (1
not the only one. girls that can cook are hot.
yous a creepy hoe
Only ok when high.
Not the only person! Lol
Definitely not the only person
The food network is fat people's porn Geez. didn't you know that?
I take it you are not a cook then lol
Tonights Iron Chefs secret ingredient is
Nope and ivaint fat
Apparently whoever this text was about isnt alone.\nThat, and reading these comments i can tell there are a LOT of fat people on TFLN
Not true! I'm in! Alton brown does it for me!
Strange, I thought all fat people did this?