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  • I celebrate the guys entire catalog.

    Submitted by uAllSuck on Jun 17, 10 at 10:36pm
  • How about five stars for my glorious head of hair? I think you are missing the big picture here.

    Submitted by michaelbolton on Jun 17, 10 at 8:36pm
  • Don't be so hard on yourself mouse!

    Submitted by michaelbolton on Jun 17, 10 at 6:17pm
  • FAT CHICK!!!!

    Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 17, 10 at 4:38pm
  • Why should I change my name? He's the on who sucks.

    Submitted by amonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 1:36pm
  • Bergen county?

    Submitted by thecobster on Jun 19, 10 at 2:24pm
  • But Michael Bolton?????come on........

    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 18, 10 at 9:24am
  • I'll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

    Submitted by stankpuss on Jun 17, 10 at 7:15pm
    • Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.\nMichael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.\nSamir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.\nMichael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.\nSamir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

      Submitted by abyss on Jun 18, 10 at 11:22am
  • LMFAO @CatSnatchFever

    Submitted by Pernski on Jun 19, 10 at 1:52am
  • Latino Thunder sounds like gas after burrito dinner. No thanks.

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 18, 10 at 12:23am
  • Michael Bolton? Really? You're not one to be doling out the insults. But five stars for originality in an insult.

    Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 17, 10 at 6:25pm